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[slytherverse]

WEEKEND ROUNDUP

- stabbed myself with a skyrim dagger while using it to make someones shirt sluttier

- got questioned by bowling alley security after slapping a friends ass and running away

- ate some pills i found in a hollowed out book, had the best night ever

- taught a tboy i just met how to jack off properly (kinetic learning)

- accidentally photobombed a maternity photoshoot at the lake while slathering my entire body in mud and clay

- hickeys from three different people

- almost got struck by lightning while pissing in the woods

- re-sprained my ankle throwing ass at the club and then again from winning the dive bar punching machine

- posted hog in the group chat and the disrespectful eunuchs replied with freddy fnaf

[tamallamadingdong0]

somehow i always hyperfixate on the character with spiky black hair and autism

[gayhockeyshow]

Connor and Hudson showing up to Camp Dry Hump

[vivaciousmessypixie]

Some stuff I've collected off of Pinterest recently

Can we tell I've been getting back to locking tf in?

[cheeseberries]

art dump

[gaycop]

Tom Wambgans is so gay. 1. He’s not getting Shiv to peg him on a daily basis. And 2. He was so fucking excited about swallowing his own cum.

[desire-mona]

i think its funny when people constantly ask how its possible for certain tasks to be done with really long nails when i constantly ask myself the same thing about having short nails. like dont get me wrong, having long nails is a hindrance sometimes. but i also run into a lot of situations where someone cant get a knot untied or whatever and i get to Hey do you need help with that?