Pizza-chan

That one lazy friend

[disaster-tief]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY pizza-shipper :D I LOVE YA

[oath-of-harmonia-blog3]

Are Oculus’ nether regions called garden eden?

[pizza-shipper-blog]

you little fucker

[hydrachea]

Eden calm down.

[pizza-shipper-blog]

i’m not cALMING DOWN SHE CALLED ME OCULUS’ PENIS.

[oath-of-harmonia-blog3]

Are Oculus’ nether regions called garden eden?

[pizza-shipper-blog]

you little fucker

[punsatisfying-deactivated201602]

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

[elekktra]

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

[warning--known--fangirl]

Out of context quotes are the best

[pizza-shipper-blog]

That moment when you want to read your book but you find out that it's 1AM.

Well, goodnight.

[pizza-shipper-blog]

Hey... hey inkiestslinky.... How's it going?

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Handwriting meme! Tagged but icantevenfindanurl, thank you! I'm tagging hypehipo lol you gotta do it dude.

[zenryokushoujo-deactivated20160]

I just broke down and cried and was totally having a “poor me why me” moment in the middle of coughing. The lack of sleep is having an effect on my emotions.

[pizza-shipper-blog]

Not good. Not good at all. Take a shower to relax your muscles and go to sleep. Depending on your weather, sleep with as many blankets as you can. Even if it's noon, take a at least two hours nap.

[zenryokushoujo-deactivated20160]

Day 5 of this bullshit and it keeps getting worse. I’ve lost my voice and I can’t sleep because I’ll drown in my own mucus. It hurts to breathe. Everything hurts because of the violent coughing fits. And when I do cough, nothing comes up even though I feel it in my chest.

At least tea and honey works miracles.

[pizza-shipper-blog]

Ok, here's what I know: You're probably sick because the seasons are changing. • Honey and cinnamon are a great remedy for cold. • Elderflower tea is great for you and ginger tea if you have nausea. • Eat chicken soup. • Drink a lot of water. • If you cough and yellow gross stuff comes out in great amount, that's good, you're healing. • crushed flax seeds with honey are also a great remedy. That's what I know at least, if I remember anything else, I'll message you <3

[letmesleepginti]

DID YOU GET YOUR DAILY PIZZA DOSE???

NO I DID NOT

[pizza-shipper-blog]

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. *stuffs pizza in her mouth* it’s very important to take your dose and stay healthy.

[letmesleepginti]

*literally choking on pizza*

*coughs* th- *coughs* thank you

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sees the current situation* SHIT, WAIT A SECOND *thinks* MAYBE MORE PIZZA WILL HELP? NO WAIT NO. WATER!! *gives her a cup of water*

[letmesleepginti]

*coughs*

*drinks water*

*coughs tomatoes*

i- i’m fine thanks

[pizza-shipper-blog]

It’s a good thing to get your daily pizza dose. Don’t forget to take your doses kids.

[letmesleepginti]

don’t listen to her she almost got me killed

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sobs* I-I’m sorry…
What if I send you apology pizza?

[letmesleepginti]

hmmm you know how to really apologize?

[pizza-shipper-blog]

How? Please tell me.

[letmesleepginti]

sending that fucking pizza to Ginti

[pizza-shipper-blog]

I don't know if that's a good idea...

[chiyukannoyed]

YOU THERE. YEAH, YOU. DID YOU GET YOUR DAILY PIZZA DOSE???

WTF?!

[pizza-shipper-blog]

Did you or did you not?

[letmesleepginti]

DID YOU GET YOUR DAILY PIZZA DOSE???

NO I DID NOT

[pizza-shipper-blog]

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. *stuffs pizza in her mouth* it’s very important to take your dose and stay healthy.

[letmesleepginti]

*literally choking on pizza*

*coughs* th- *coughs* thank you

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sees the current situation* SHIT, WAIT A SECOND *thinks* MAYBE MORE PIZZA WILL HELP? NO WAIT NO. WATER!! *gives her a cup of water*

[letmesleepginti]

*coughs*

*drinks water*

*coughs tomatoes*

i- i’m fine thanks

[pizza-shipper-blog]

It’s a good thing to get your daily pizza dose. Don’t forget to take your doses kids.

[letmesleepginti]

don’t listen to her she almost got me killed

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sobs* I-I’m sorry…
What if I send you apology pizza?

[letmesleepginti]

hmmm you know how to really apologize?

[pizza-shipper-blog]

How? Please tell me.

[pizza-shipper-blog]

OH MY GOD THERE'S A COCKROACH IN MY HOUSE

I SAW IT

[pizza-shipper-blog]

HE GOT TO THE KITCHEN. IM GOING TO RUN TO MY BEDROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR

[pizza-shipper-blog]

OH MY GOD THERE'S A COCKROACH IN MY HOUSE

I SAW IT

[letmesleepginti]

DID YOU GET YOUR DAILY PIZZA DOSE???

NO I DID NOT

[pizza-shipper-blog]

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. *stuffs pizza in her mouth* it’s very important to take your dose and stay healthy.

[letmesleepginti]

*literally choking on pizza*

*coughs* th- *coughs* thank you

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sees the current situation* SHIT, WAIT A SECOND *thinks* MAYBE MORE PIZZA WILL HELP? NO WAIT NO. WATER!! *gives her a cup of water*

[letmesleepginti]

*coughs*

*drinks water*

*coughs tomatoes*

i- i’m fine thanks

[pizza-shipper-blog]

It’s a good thing to get your daily pizza dose. Don’t forget to take your doses kids.

[letmesleepginti]

don’t listen to her she almost got me killed

[pizza-shipper-blog]

*sobs* I-I’m sorry…
What if I send you apology pizza?

[alloverthegaf]

You live in Australia, right?

Haha what how does everyone keep guessing that

[pizza-shipper-blog]

Australia is the "hardcore survival" mode in life.