I don't know who the bigger idiot is, the one who wrote this caption or the one who believes it. Only real idiots believe that any cock cage, even one secured by piercing, could withstand bolt cutters, a Dremel, or an angle grinder!

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@sluthunter52
I don't know who the bigger idiot is, the one who wrote this caption or the one who believes it. Only real idiots believe that any cock cage, even one secured by piercing, could withstand bolt cutters, a Dremel, or an angle grinder!
Oh, right, of course.
That was the last time I saw the whore until the divorce hearing. She didn't get a cent, and since the apartment had always belonged to me, she was homeless. Her parents had to pick up her things, and when they found out why I was divorcing the whore, they were completely understanding. Her fucker? I heard he was mugged one night, lost both testicles, and had several broken bones. I was told he'd have difficulty walking. Good to have faithful and loyal friends, right?
Beautiful mixed babies👩🏻🤝👨🏿🤴🏿👸🏻👶🏽
What else can she say? She's been disowned by her family, her friends have turned away from her, she has no support other than the state, her nigger fucker left long ago, so what else can she say when you're a nigger whore and live off the backs of others?
Your wife and her colleague celebrated the deal with a toast... and a kiss... and then they went back to her room to continue the celebration.
And when she was served with the divorce papers and was kicked out of my house, his wife and I celebrated. After the divorce, the bosses of her company got hold of the videos, which is why only she and her colleague celebrated and now they were kicked out!
He gave your young wife a lifestyle you couldn't. Did you seriously think she would stay with you?
No, I didn't think so. But I could afford a PI, and the videos he brought me made me rich. After the divorce and my lawsuit against her fucker, he had to pay me $5 million. And then I sent the videos to her family, her friends, and posted them on Facebook and X. After all, the whore can no longer be seen in the areas where she's known.
Your wife never fails to find a lover for the night when she goes to a conference.
And so this time, in front of all the conference attendees and loudly proclaimed by the server, she was served with divorce papers for adultery. After the divorce, I sent the video my PI had made to her family, all her friends, and all her colleagues. She couldn't handle the fallout and fled the city to an unknown destination!
Thank you baby! You're the best!
After I kicked her out of my house, I called my lawyer and filed for divorce. That's how easy it is to get rid of whores!
When she entered his room, I took a photo with my phone, and when she left five hours later, I took a photo of her leaving, with him in the background, completely naked. Then I turned around and left her standing there. She was never allowed to enter my house again. The divorce was a breeze, and since the reason was adultery, she didn't get a cent. But her family, friends, and colleagues all received a few photos anonymously. Her parents and many of her friends turned their backs on her.
Thirty seconds later, the two of them were out of my house, both naked. A warning shot from my Luger into the ceiling and a kicked-in door ensured that. She was never allowed to enter my house again. The surveillance camera in the bedroom and the resulting video destroyed her life in this city. Her parents, her friends, and her colleagues received the video. Everyone turned their backs on her.
The only thing I shared with her were the divorce papers. Now she can fuck anyone she finds. Her parents were very unhappy with their whore daughter. They broke up with her. What's she doing now? I have no idea. I haven't seen her in town for years!
Two days later, she was served with divorce papers, and she lost custody of the children during the divorce, allowing her to see them only for one hour a month with supervision. And she began missing these hours more and more often. However, when her parents gave her hell, she left town, never to be seen again. She's going to settle down as a prostitute somewhere else. She hasn't contacted the children again in all these years. They're adults now, and all they know about their mother is that she is/was a prostitute!
Why would I do that? I hired a PI, and the video he brought me made up for everything she did to me. The divorce was a breeze, and when I sent the video to her family, friends, and all her colleagues, her hell on earth began. And it led to her leaving town and fleeing to somewhere else.
Did she wear it for him? I have no idea. I haven't spoken to her since. My lawyer did the talking. And since the house was mine, she was never allowed to enter it again. I told her mother on the phone why I was getting a divorce, and I think that was enough to make her life suck from then on!
And that's why she got the divorce papers. So she's not the same woman anymore, but a divorced slut!
That's great, isn't it? Then I won't have to take it off during the divorce. I think it's enough if she has to take her maiden name back. That's humiliation enough for the slut.
Your wife gives the handyman five stars. He gives her five orgasms.
For my wife to do
And I'll give her a divorce. It's not much compared to five, yes, but I bet mine is the most effective!
I don't know who's the bigger idiot, the one who writes this caption or the one who believes it. Only real idiots believe that any cock cage, even one secured by piercing, could withstand bolt cutters or an angle grinder!