WELCOME TO PIZZA TOWER 2! PLEASE ORDER!

The official blog for the Fake Tower AU! Run by @mattplatonic! Banner edited by @bigboybird!

[pizza-tower-2-official]

WELCOME TO PIZZA TOWER 2! I AM FAKE PEPPINO, AND I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYTHING!

Hi, mod @mattplatonic here! Welcome to Fake Tower! An interactive comic and AU following Peppino and the Pizza Tower civilians trying to stop Fake Peppino and his new building... Pizza Tower 2!

This features characters from the likes of @chaotichyperfixations , @owoiwonderwhatsthis , @eldrtichbatlady , @izuruswhore (sorry I JUST realized I forgot to ping you LOL) , and @chiliglow ! (Sorry for pings)

BEFORE YOU THINK OF ASKING THE BLOG, OR CHECKING IT OUT, HERE ARE SOME SET RULES!

RULE 1. NO 18+ CONTENT.

I am a minor. Most of the guests are also minors. Suggestive jokes towards MY characters are fine, but I will not tolerate suggestive jokes regarding my friends' OCS.

RULE 2. NO HARASSMENT/NO SPAMMING.

I have a life outside of this and many other blogs! I will not answer asks or dms immediately. Spamming will make me want to answer your ask less, if at all. This is especially regarding cameos, and characters appearing in the tower. If I didn't reach out to you first to cameo, don't expect me to make you an important character in the story.

RULE 3. SHIPS.

Shipping is mostly allowed! Except for the ship peppifake (on this blog at least), shipping of animals (Vigert Los Angeles and Fakeza), and shipping of sibling characters (Hutchin' and Dutchin'). Oc x canon ships are allowed! Want to kiss the painting? Go ahead.

RULE 4. OVERRIDING THE STORY.

Last and definitely not least, the interactive part of the comic! Roleplays are allowed and encouraged, and magic anons are too, but don't go overboard. If I wanted to push the plot along faster, I'd do it on my own terms. If I don't answer an ask that may be spoiler territory, assume it is! I've planned aspects of this out.

NOW... ONTO THE TAGS! WILL BE ROUTINELY UPDATED AS THE STORY GOES ON.

#comic post - when a new comic drops!

#lore drop - when something important happens! Is not exclusive to comics.

#ask answered - an ask is answered!

#reblog chain - a roleplay is currently happening.

#doodles - a doodle relating to the comic! May not be canon.

#ooc post - the mod herself speaks! Usually not canon.

#peppino answers - Peppino answers an ask!

#pepperman answers - Pepperman answers an ask!

#vigilante answers - Vigilante answers an ask!

#noisette answers - Noisette answers an ask!

#fakeza answers - Fakeza answers an ask!

NOTE: REBLOGS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. THIS IS A PASSION PROJECT I DON'T WANT TO DIE. FANART, FAN OCS, AND ANYTHING OF THE LIKE IS ACCEPTED WITH OPEN ARMS.

[onelittleornotthing]

Trade with @brulos-bedtime

Im love his hands 🤭

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[make-some-noooise]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

*he continue to running around in different directions, checking out quite a couple of the blocked off areas...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(A place for pinball, the GOLF area, a gate with Stick's face on it, the crust cove area.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he immediately went for the first familiar face, Stick's! Immediately ran to it, clawing at whatever boards it up*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Whatever it is, it won't budge.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he growled, bit of foam forming at his mouth as he immediately started looking around at the other levels*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Strange, deformed enemies are watching you now. Specifically, a forknight that looked more like a bee than an actual knight)

[make-some-noooise]

*he continued crying at the borders before yelling, or rather it's much more like a hiss, out with pure frustration. He took a step back before punching one of the fork nights out of pure spite. He immediately ran off-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The knight whined, shielding their face and immediately flying after Noise. Other bumbleknights follow suite.)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Do you guys know what time it is? It's Triomation time!

To make up for my lack of posting, I'll post a new fake tower character every* day!

Triomation fun fact: they're a fusion clone! A rarity, they were all meant to be separate clones. They all still behave differently from one another, but nonetheless enjoy the company. They're found in a hub secret!

*if I remember

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[make-some-noooise]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

*he continue to running around in different directions, checking out quite a couple of the blocked off areas...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(A place for pinball, the GOLF area, a gate with Stick's face on it, the crust cove area.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he immediately went for the first familiar face, Stick's! Immediately ran to it, clawing at whatever boards it up*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Whatever it is, it won't budge.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he growled, bit of foam forming at his mouth as he immediately started looking around at the other levels*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Strange, deformed enemies are watching you now. Specifically, a forknight that looked more like a bee than an actual knight)

[make-some-noooise]

*he continued crying at the borders before yelling, or rather it's much more like a hiss, out with pure frustration. He took a step back before punching one of the fork nights out of pure spite. He immediately ran off-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The knight whined, shielding their face and immediately flying after Noise. Other bumbleknights follow suite.)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[make-some-noooise]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

*he continue to running around in different directions, checking out quite a couple of the blocked off areas...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(A place for pinball, the GOLF area, a gate with Stick's face on it, the crust cove area.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he immediately went for the first familiar face, Stick's! Immediately ran to it, clawing at whatever boards it up*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Whatever it is, it won't budge.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he growled, bit of foam forming at his mouth as he immediately started looking around at the other levels*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Strange, deformed enemies are watching you now. Specifically, a forknight that looked more like a bee than an actual knight)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[make-some-noooise]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

*he continue to running around in different directions, checking out quite a couple of the blocked off areas...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(A place for pinball, the GOLF area, a gate with Stick's face on it, the crust cove area.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he immediately went for the first familiar face, Stick's! Immediately ran to it, clawing at whatever boards it up*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Whatever it is, it won't budge.)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[make-some-noooise]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

*he continue to running around in different directions, checking out quite a couple of the blocked off areas...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(A place for pinball, the GOLF area, a gate with Stick's face on it, the crust cove area.)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[make-some-noooise]

I-

SMOKE BOMB-

*he, within a blink of an eye, threw down a smoke bomb that released bright pink and yellow smoke, he immediately booked it in the opposite direction-*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Oh! Bye bye! I can still see you, you know!

(You're not getting far, it seems. The resort is small and most areas are blocked off.)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[make-some-noooise]

I don't know .... That's why I'm comin' and asking for help! Yeah.... Er-

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' squinted.)

You're not a clone, are you?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[make-some-noooise]

No reason.... Just wonderin'. . .

*he steps back fiddling with his whiskers*

So ... So, I'm a newbie bot right? I need some help figurin' out what to do ....

[pizza-tower-2-official]

You're a robot? Why do you have flesh and bone then?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[make-some-noooise]

*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

. . . Ok, metaphorical question.... Say a not-bot person came into the towers that just so happened to look exactly like the Noise .... What would you do...?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Assume they're a clone and shove them with the rejects? Why do you ask?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[make-some-noooise]

*fuuuuuck, how's he supposed to stay undercover with a bot like this?*

Errr, I don't know..... What I was made? Just need some pointers ... On what to do! Um yeah.

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I don't know what you mean!!!

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[make-some-noooise]

Just a newbie! Dat's all ..... So, what's up with it.... All?

*he just shared with his hands around at everything, tail twitching just a bit*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Dutchin' frowned. He doesn't get what "just a newbie" means)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[make-some-noooise]

Dutchin ey....?

Alright! Thank you!

*he immediately walked over to Dutchin, shifting a bit of sand with his feet as he did so. He went to go tap Dutchin in order to get his attention but realize I would probably be mistake with what happened to the last robot he touched.....*

Yo! You Dutchin? Your brother told me to come over, museum a newbie and I need a little help figuring out what I need to do. . .

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Huh-?

Oh, hello!!!

(Dutchin's tail started wagging, and he started grinning from nonexistent ear to ear)

What kinda newbie are ya??? Do ya know??? I can tell ya everything!!!

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)

[make-some-noooise]

*he gently stroked his whiskers, thinking quietly*

Yeh' I'm a newbie, been looking around for someone to help ....

*he's not sure what's going on but damn it he'll roll with it...*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Go to my brotha, den. I ain't helpin' jackshit. Dutchin's ovah at Lake Eerie usually.

(Hutchin' motioned over to a level gate you don't recognize. It has bits and pieces of crust cove, but it's clearly a different level)

(it is also, unfortunately, blocked off. A Doise-colored robot similar to Hutchin' is boarding it up, though!)

[pizza-tower-2-official]

Wow, holy shit y'all look weird as fuck.

- @make-some-noooise

(... Somewhere, in "Vacation Resort", there's a tall robot guarding some cages.)

Damn, it feels like a year has passed since those fuckin' dweebs entah'd dis towah. Be a good prisahner, will ya?

(The robot acknowledges you, but thinks you're a clone since you look so different from the actual Noise.)

(we can't have doubles! All characters are currently filling a role.)

[make-some-noooise]

What in tha'....? Yo, me, why the fuck is a clone in gay baby jail-?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(The robot does not answer for a moment.)

Oh, you're one of THOSE clones, ain't'cha? Go home. Ya ain't real, yer just sludge 'n false memories.

[make-some-noooise]

Not sludge, just vodka~!

*he pulled at his 'wiskers', plucking out a couple real hairs*

Not good buddy!

*he leaned on robot noise as he talked to gay baby jail noise (rude ass..)*

[pizza-tower-2-official]

(Hutchin' is taller than you. He's Peppino height. You feel yourself get badly electrocuted the second you touch him, Hutchin's rope tail pulling you away from the jail)

Don't talk to him.

[make-some-noooise]

N-N-N-N-NAAA!

*his entire body freezes up jittering doing that iconic cartoony flash from skeleton to electric yellow. He took a couple steps back his whiskers frizzled up as he coughed on a tiny bit of smoke*

Wow......

*he shook his head straightening out his whiskers with his claws as he turned to the bot*

So, what's your deal then....?

[pizza-tower-2-official]

I'm the guard of the losers we call prisoners.

(He whipped around to face Noise)

You a newbie? Surprised Fake boy didn't teach you what your role is. Actually, I didn't know he was still making new clones. You're a strange looking thing... Fit for a Doise, not a Noise. You a fusion? I thought he patched those out.

(Hutchin' inspects you.)