*Elevator music*

occasionally posts original content. he/him. sometimes nsfw (I have no interest in babysitting minors, so get off my blog). No racists/homophobes/transphobes

[pizzaboat]

THE CHEF - Friends Horror Edit

(I had a lot of fun making this for halloween)

[existentialneant]

Once they’re both in a relationship be like:

Emily: “Stop looking at me like a chosen puppy in a pet shelter!”

Andrea: “But I am the chosen puppy, Em.”

[sunhreis]

miranda come and collect your assistants pleaseee i've had enough

[hot3l-denou3ment]

Spiderman au Emily Charlton is here! I love this idea so much and everyone has been so creative with these aus. I def got lazy coloring some parts haha.

[melknkookies]

Andy with Emily and her children at the yuri pride parade

need more roark and bronwyn art with sachston right now

Find the Twitter post version

[no-shant]

[arttem1s]

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[sunnywheeler]

i love nonbinary ava headcanon but it makes me giggle thinking about it in canon because i feel like it would start off like this

[knighteirian]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 dir. David Frankel (2026)

[pizzaboat]

Whenever I see trans tape I'm always like "ehhhh"

It was akward as shit. Plus you can't use that stuff if you have chest hair. Like what are you gonna do? Shave your chest constantly to use it? No! Impractical!

I'm sure it works great if you don't have much body hair, don't have sensory issues, and are not overweight or have a big chest...

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[pizzaboat]

Found out I got the top classification for my honors bachelors AND a masters interview offer in the same week. Spare me

[pizzaboat]

Holy fuck I just got an MA interview offer. They're interviewing me over a month early compared to other applicants and said I really impressed them. What the FUCK

AHHHH

[qubesos-official]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[depsidase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’ve been trying to share this since I found out. They are moving onto harassing people in Memphis.

Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

Everyone was lovely in getting the word out about Chicago and Minnesota. I want to spread that awareness for folk in tennessee.

[crying-tartine]

Knight & royalty the devil wears Prada AU !