Oh hey

[funnyjoke]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JazzTrombonist)

[pizzadragon]

[anti-scum]

three

[theeunburnt]

Yes, Daddy 😍

[davids-harbour]

the year of realizing things is finally over 

[pizzadragon]

Duolingo is so morbid..

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

[redpilldispenser-deactivated201]

[amishsicario]

Show us the birth certificate Donald

[tombstonettromboners]

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

[mysharona1987]

Biden’s lack of giving a fuck is genuinely stunning in this moment.  

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jen_nguyenx)

[ilm1ahauhm]

https://twitter.com/pandatoria/status/792711554705727488

[deathbyscreens]

The present day is no less crazy. We routinely do things that just five years ago would scarcely have made sense to us. We tweet along to reality shows; we share videos of strangers dropping cats in bins; we dance in front of Xboxes that can see us, and judge us, and find us sorely lacking. It’s hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn’t somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That’s pretty much all we have left. Just yesterday I read a news story about a new video game installed above urinals to stop patrons getting bored: you control it by sloshing your urine stream left and right. Read that back to yourself and ask if you live in a sane society.

Charlie Brooker (via deathbyscreens)

[eemersonm]

not to be dramatic or anything but “san junipero” is the best hour of television to ever exist

[memewhore]

[pizzadragon]

Posting this again

[autumn-here-deactivated20170419]

Well that’s not disturbing at all, Duolingo