hi there

samantha.

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[anightmarefantasmic]

[flyngdream]

[gifson-net]

[unscrupulous-things]

He is too innocent for this world

[spiderfong]

I audibly gasped when the puppy looked into the camera

[raihsae-menai]

o-ohhh….. look…look at him… 

[hyrulehobbit]

[tiralatele]

[bakchhh]

What the fuckkk this is sick

[iac88i]

I want to do this before I die holy shit.

[taxidermy-tits]

where is this?!! omfg

[blackk-annd-goldd]

Switzerland

[elithedndyke]

We have one of these in Kentucky! It’s not as long, but it’s still cool af

[lesbianworldoflove]

I’ve done this before ^^ it’s awesome!!

[pizzazle]

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[confused-yet-amused-deactivated]

damn

[bluehope2013]

DANG

[kingofhearts709]

This is still one of my favorite stories

[sixgoats]

uk side of tumblr are u ok

[jamieleecvrtis]

[vladisbruh-deactivated20150131]

i’m sick of these YA novels where the protagonist is ~the chosen one~

[bookjunkie23-blog]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[apocketsizedace]

A leprechaun probably died where you picked these there’s no other explanation

[underwatermessarchive-deactivat]

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

my time to shine

[peacebeuponu]

Holocaust survivor and advocate for Palestinian human rights Hedy Epstein has died. May she rest in peace.

Hedy Epstein, 1924-2016.

[podcasthoarder]

I guess I’ll check facebook

I’m never checking facebook forever for the rest of my life

[kimiwatanabe]

filed under things i never noticed as a child

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]