OUR DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN CROAKED

Mr. Ribbit (pronouns are a secret) he/they (NOT trans but im ok with other trans), american but not for long, no more information im hiding my identity

[pizzzly]

Mr. Ribbit

h3ll0 i am Kermi Malek 1m kin with Rami Malek Elliot Alderson from Mr. Robot created by Sam Esmail and Kermit from The_Muppets created by Jim Hens0n im on a crusade to save us from j0kesters and fools and jesters the top 1 percent of the 1 percent who plant psy0ps from the governm3nt ment to make us real anarchists look like freaks who fuck pupp3ts

DNI LIST:

-jokesters, fools, and jesters even (harley quinns are ok be cause i like boobs)

-FBi

-the user who took the username mrribbit

-Matt Vogel

-Scandinavia

-Portia Doubleday fans

-IHOP

-Kyle Patrick Alvarez

-men who watch porn (its ok if you're woman or non binary)

-Linux users

-Noah Hawley fans

-fans of Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, BoJack Horseman, Vinland Saga, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Better Call Saul, Succession, Game of Thrones, Gravity Falls, Attack on Titan, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Bluey. you know what you did

-Letterboxd users (until they let you log multi-season tv shows like IMDB)

-ShadowClan warrior cats roleplayers

-herons

if you try to report me i will hACK you r ass if your looking at my blog i am ALREAADY_ TRACKING_Y0U.TRKNG3

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I'm

very busy.

[youngfortunato]

Questions for the coming days:

Do you believe in rock and roll?

Can music save your mortal soul?

Can anyone teach me how to dance? Preferably Real Slow?

[pizzzly]

-rock and roll categorically exists this is not up for debate.

-probably not.

-probably. not me though i'm busy.

[pizzzly]

and thats why House of Leaves is about gender dysphoria at least thats what an woman told me because i am listening and learning

[pizzzly]

if anything the real hero is vicky, who i assure you will kill art clown and become the real terrifier something harley quinn should do but no one has the balls

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i'm sorry that was sexist. I will install a correction: no one has the vulvas

[pizzzly]

if anything the real hero is vicky, who i assure you will kill art clown and become the real terrifier something harley quinn should do but no one has the balls

[pizzzly]

joker part ii ends with the revelation that Joker wasn't really The Joker hence why they left The out of the title much to think about and ponder over for all the fools and jesters out there

[the-muppet-joker]

did they take your gender away with vriska PLEASE,,,, PLEASE WE NEED TO KNOW

They took everything. I don't have any pronouns now...

[youngfortunato]

*sobs* My liege…try to hold onto hope…

[pizzzly]

wait hang on i

[pizzzly]

I think my liege counts as a pronoun

[the-muppet-joker]

did they take your gender away with vriska PLEASE,,,, PLEASE WE NEED TO KNOW

They took everything. I don't have any pronouns now...

[youngfortunato]

*sobs* My liege…try to hold onto hope…

[pizzzly]

wait hang on i

[charl0ttan]

the most dangerous thing a frog can be is crazy in a sane society

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not true. the most dangerous thing a frog can be is dry. scientifically you need to stay wet to stay alive AND I DONT MEAN THAT IN A SEX WAY ALthough if a woman wants to stay wet that's her choice and none of my buisiness ok im not a misogynist

[electricmeatorchestra-deactivat]

Do u think they ever explored each others bodies?

[pizzzly]

this is so homophobic

[pizzzly]

Batman

[pizzzly]

I simply hope and pray more than anything that male jokesters and jesters stay the fUCK away from dugongs. leave them alone!!!!!

[pizzzly]

no one really talks about fish Muppets. probably because of extreme transphobia and misogyny. a lot of you need to educate yourselves.

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can frogs get gynecomastia

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dont know what religioun i am i just know im not an atheist because that would be sexist. towards women.

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have we considered the possibility that kermit ran away because he was afraid

[youngfortunato]

He was brutally murdered by an emo coven! Have some respect, you faithless beast.

[pizzzly]

i'm not a atheist