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this is the best sentence ive ever read

date a boy who reads. date a boy who writes. date a boy who writes you fifteen-page love letters. date a boy who hides behind statues while pretending to read just to gaze adoringly at you. date marius pontmercy.

#bless

tyrelpinnegar

My favorite genre:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

kidsigh123455-deactivated201901

#HAHAAHHAHHHAHHahsdhasdhaskhakshdaskjhdksadhsk

nightlifemingus

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

shinybeetle

How tumblr feels since they took away replies

You: says something cool I want to respond to

Me: stuck behind a soundproof glass wall, banging a big red heart against the glass repeatedly

#I HAVE SEEN THREE POSTS IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES THAT I WANTED TO REPLY TO #I KNEW I LEFT THIS WEBSITE FOR A REASON

netflixandaukulele

cute smile, Dan

#this makes me want to DIEEEE

frICKING ASK ME OUT ALREADY

#I CANNOT #TAKE IT #ANYMORE #CRUSH #i apologize i'm just having a real moment rn

alljustpieces

#a break from your regularly scheduled text posts

dantheprincess-blog

blackmodel

Youve seen summer, now get ready for

9 months of crippling anxiety and stress

#frigging thURSDAY #IT'S TOO SOON

Old person: back then, this item was 5 cents!!! Everything has changed so much!

Me: Why did you ruin the economy

#AMAZINGGGFG

valerie2776

There’s this pigeon behind our office (well there are dozens of pigeons but you know) that decided to nest under the gross terrifying fire escape stairs that most people take to get into the building. It’s a really not pleasant place. There is a lot of garbage and dirt and poop. But this pigeon just laid an egg on top of it all. And then sat there (seemingly) without ever getting up for like a month. Every time a person goes up the stairs, it has got to be the most terrifying experience for that bird. Loud metal noises and big human feel like two feet above its head. Travis’s imagined inner bird monologue whenever someone goes up the stairs “I fucked up. I fucked up. Shit.“ Tim and Julia and I named it Bib (bad idea bird).

About a week ago the egg hatched! So now there’s a little stringy pigeon baby under the stairs surrounded by trash and poops. Not an ideal deal. I hope adult pigeon knows what it’s doing.

Last week I was leaving and saw the baby for the first time. Some lady from another company was also leaving and we were both taking pictures of the bird. She said she was pregnant so it was making her all in a tizzy. The next day I was coming into work and that some lady was on the fire escape looking at the bird and as I climb the stairs she really defensively and hilariously says "oooohhahaaaa I’m trying to take a picture” and I’m sure she was thinking well jeez this stranger prob thinks I’m a bird freak who does nothing but stare at this pigeon 24/7. It was good.