classic tumblr memes

With a focus on SJ memes. Indefinite semi-hiatus. "The memeologists have only interpreted the world; the point is to change it." -Karl Marx, probably

[wherehavalltheflowersgone]

In Yiddish we don’t say “I hate you, we say “Ale tseyn zoln dir aroysfaln, nor eyner zol dir blaybn af tsonveytik.” And I think that’s beautiful.

[ladentity]

[inconvenientsarcasm]

I arrive at the park

Dinosaurs: Released

Tits: Out

Life: Finds a way

I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.

[its-spooky-bitch]

This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

[slutsbutts]

You know he had to do it to em

[its-spooky-bitch]

What????

[it-was-ady]

Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[fujoshiwarrior]

[evilidiot]

[remadebye]

[lopmon]

[respectfulmemes]

[adurot]

That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

[silver-tongues-blog]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[hornycritical]

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

[puthy]

[swarovskinipples]

[copperpicture]

i love drawing ears because you can pretty much just scribble anything in them and it’ll look right

[copperpicture]

examples:

[lmaonade]

you know i had to diagnose it to em

[freakonaleashbykorn]

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

[amarlex]

[brightereyes]

this post is literally over 4 years old and now we’re gonna do op like this?

[antennafarm]

you know we had to do it to op

[poppypost]

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

when the solution to a problem is to call someone