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WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ON THE OPPOSING TEAM (x)

sleekcreek

Mrs. Tweak: Sweetie? Did Craig… do your laundry?

Tweek: Uhh… he says he doesn’t know how else to show me he loves me?

Mrs Tweak: Did he also… iron and fold everything too?

Tweek: He’s weird and he loves me a lot. I stopped asking questions a long time ago.

sleekcreek

tweek and craig probably just share everything and it gets to the point where they can’t tell who actually owns what

sleekcreek

one day tweek shows up to school in craig’s socks and craig’s like, “ah, I was wondering where my socks went… cool.” and tweek’s like, “uhm… my mom got me these, they were always mine, you just wore them so much you thought they were yours.” and craig’s like “oh shit… wow… hmm…”

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sleekcreek

god I need to write a fic of tweek getting his wisdom teeth out and then forgetting that craig’s his boyfriend

sleekcreek

he freaks out when his parents tell him he has a bf and he sees craig outside his house when his parents pull into their driveway but he can’t seem figure out why theres such a hot guy at his house and when he learns that this sex-on-legs is supposed to be his boyfriend he’s too flustered to get out the car so craig has to come over and help him out but tweek’s too shy to even talk to him and craig thinks it’s the funniest thing ever because tweek’s never been like this. ever.

sleekcreek

but tweek is totally not embarrassed enough to pretend that he needs to be carried out of the car so craig totally carries him into the house and tweek’s swooning so hard. there’s just absolutely no fucking way that he’s dating a guy this hot. and then craig mentions that he brought stripe over too, and tweek’s like, “who?” and craig’s like… “our pet guinea pig?” and then tweek starts crying because not only is he dating the hottest man on earth but they also have a baby together? and at this point craig has no clue what to do with his boyfriend anymore cause he’s crying and you aren’t supposed to do that with all of the gauze in your mouth so he just kisses tweek’s forehead and the boy has literally never shut up any faster.