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the foxes at the olympics headcanons because this is how i cope (also i know nora has a whole blurb about this but i kinda just went with what i thought of in my head, pls don’t attack me)

the olympics the year they qualify are in paris

neil passed through there several times with his mom, so it’s a weird experience, but andrew is there to silently remind him he doesn’t have to run anymore and he has every right to be here

kevin becomes a whole other level of intense so they have that to distract/annoy them

neil wants to go look at the food market in the olympic village but kevin insists they must practice on their own time

“kevin there’s no fucking room china’s in there right now”

andrew gives him a look and kevin shuts up, so they force him to break from his ridiculously structured diet and sample some international food for a night

neil really really likes the korean dumplings but he doesn’t want to ask for more so andrew just…shovels the rest onto a plate and slaps it down in front of him

kevin is too silent eating his crepe so they assume he likes it more than he can admit

i think it’s pretty widely agreed in fanon that the three of them wear their orange bandanas under their US court helmets

andrew becomes a legend when he scores a point by striking the ball back with all of his might and it lands in the upper right hand corner of the opposite goal

neil has a really aggressive mark at some point so he pulls out all the stops in the last minute to fake him out with raven footwork and speed, score, and then watch him stumble embarrassingly onto the ground

neil takes his helmet off, tucks it under one arm, and looms over him with his “try me bitch” face

it becomes a meme instantly

when kevin meets other athletes or does press he’s all polite manners and charming smiles, and these top-notch athletes are kinda enamored with him

they have heard so much about the legendary trio from a large state school in south carolina

then they see them in practice and neil bounces a ball really hard off kevin’s helmet because he’s being snobby about a drill and then kevin grabs his racket and holds it up way over his head while andrew watches in secret amusement

other olympians have heard a lot about the whole moriyama scandal and the foxes and they’re really curious about it

italy’s goalie remarks that neil’s “self-preservation skills must be-”

“nonexistent?” andrew doesn’t even look up from his food

the US court makes it to the final round for gold and kevin pulls his “i’m Kevin Day card” to get VIP family seats for all the other foxes and the three adults who kept them alive

andrew makes an insane save and while the crowds are going crazy, he sees aaron jumping up and down and screaming “that’s my brother!!”

(over the years they manage to get along and care about each other in a normal-ish way, although they’ll never be what they could’ve been had their parents been good people and they stuck together)

andrew’s so caught off guard he doesn’t even realize his teammates are swarming him until neil asks him if he’s okay and he nods silently

the focus and drive he brings to the rest of the game is beyond anything he has ever mustered up

of course they win, with kevin scoring the last point

while his teammates rush to him he removes his helmet and points his racket up at the sky for kayleigh

then kevin sprints to the stands where his friends and family are and neil jumps onto his back like a little kid

andrew stands beside them calmly but there’s the slightest smile on his face

the camera zooms in because kevin starts fumbling with his glove? on his left hand? and all the foxes are starting to freak because he might’ve injured himself-

he tugs out a small rectangle and the camera zooms in even more to show it on the big screen and if the crowds weren’t losing it already they lose it even more

it’s a photo of them crowding all around neil right after andrew smashed riko’s forearm (he’s out of frame)

you can see neil’s bent head and dan holding his face and everyone else shielding them protectively, but what no one else remembers is how kevin put himself between them and riko, his back to his former abuser like a barrier, his racket on the ground forgotten and his arms around nicky and aaron

despite the violence that ensued just seconds before, the captured moment is so sacred and loving and safe

and kevin, who is smiling the widest anyone has ever seen him in public, points at it and mouths “for us”

nicky sobs because “i knew he has feelings!!!” while erik rubs his back

neil peels off his gear to fish his own copy out of his armband and looks down at andrew expectantly

andrew’s face is flat but he pulls his out of his armband and holds it up between his fingers like it’s a cigarette

the pictures were neil’s idea (which is the only reason why andrew agreed)

a photo of the three of them holding up their snapshots makes the front page of the newspaper the next morning

eventually neil jumps down from kevin’s back and runs up to the stands, where matt and wymack haul him up so they can all hug him

neil looks at wymack to thank him but he cuts off and blurts “are you CRYING?!”

wymack’s been holding it together up until that moment but a few tears finally escape

“shut up josten you need a shower”

wymack eventually splits off and kevin pulls himself up, the cameras capture the moment wymack leans in, but his hand is cupped over kevin’s ear so they can’t read his lips

in an interview afterward reporters are talking to him about it and they’re telling him how he’s the greatest exy player ever to live and all kevin says is

“i couldn’t have done it without my dad”

Team USA hosts an after party at a fancy outdoor restaurant with a massive garden and fairy lights

kevin, of course, gets absolutely sloshed and walks around shaking people’s hands while holding an expensive ass bottle of irish whiskey

renee follows with her arm looped through his just to make sure he doesn’t do anything illegal or especially humiliating

neil and andrew are sitting together, holding hands under the table

they watch their former teammates and current teammates dance and party and neil just can’t quite believe any of it

the gold medal on his chest is heavy but in the best way and he keeps on rubbing it with his fingers because “is this really mine?”

he doesn’t just mean the medal

“no, neil, it’s actually argentina’s”

neil only smiles and lets his head rest on andrew’s shoulder because he’s tired and he’s always so solid

“700%”

hyliantomatoes

adam parrish 🤝 neil josten

being reduced to uwu soft boys in fanon even though they’re both literal murderers who never miss an opportunity to talk shit even when they’re in real actual danger of dying. and all because their bfs are goths

triquetrine

where you are

in which the foxes, now much older than we first met them, reunite at the funeral of the man who brought them together in the first place. don’t read this if you aren’t in the mood for angst, although i promise this isn’t the kind of angst that just exists to inflict PAIN and only PAIN. it is quite emotional overall, but there are lighter moments and all the found family feels you could ever want (also dad!kevin).

inspired by the anon who asked what i think of andrew + crying. for context in reading this check out the palmetto nine and the links at the bottom of my masterlist, as this story takes place exactly 15 years after the palmetto nine. but you’re also totally welcome to just go in blind.

(if there are inconsistencies/other mistakes……..just ignore it)

what to expect: cursing, a funeral, talking about death and illness, descriptions of food, references to scars, multiple pov, parent!foxes, their kids, they all love each other so much

(8:57 A.M. Eastern Time)

The phone call was made with great deliberation. There were, after all, exactly ten people who should all be notified immediately. Every single one was no less or no more deserving than the other, which made for a tricky situation. Trying to get all ten people on one conference call was beyond impossible due to time zones and schedules and life in general.

So Abby Winfield sat by the recently cleaned window of her small living room and scrolled through her contacts. She looked at the time on the upper righthand corner of her phone and considered who would be most likely to answer first. She knew whoever she chose would pass the message along as efficiently as possible, and that person would pass it along, and on and on until everyone who needed to know now knew.

A thought–a memory–popped into Abby’s mind that made the decision for her. In her head, she was reminded of a dinner party that took place in the very room she was sitting in. Precisely four months ago, her Foxes and their families all made the journey to South Carolina as they had hundreds of times before for an annual reunion. They came with corny New Year’s Eve sunglasses and confetti and stories of the lives they were living.

The gathering lasted well past the ball drop. The kids were in the special stage of their life where late nights/early mornings were second nature to them. They always argued over who would get the sofas and who would get the floor while they transformed the living room into a space suitable for eight sleeping bodies. Their parents stood off to the side and discussed who felt like cramming into the single guest room and who would go to Matt and Dan’s townhouse. Sometimes a few stayed, sometimes all went before driving back the next morning to collect “the Brood”, as Andrew dryly named them.

But this year was different, because David did not have a beer, and he remained in his lounge chair most of the time. He was, by all means, doing very well for someone with cancer. That was not, however, enough to assuage everyone’s worries. He gruffly but lovingly dismissed the fretting and lecturing and concerned expressions. He was still the Wymack they all knew and loved. Sick, but still him.

Abby was remembering a particular moment from before Kevin left on January 2. The girls were waiting in the car, and Abby discreetly watched from the kitchen doorway as David and Kevin stood on the porch. They spoke for a few minutes, then hugged at the end as they always did. But Abby saw how Kevin leaned into his father completely, holding on tighter than usual, and how David’s hand cupped the back of his head with a sort of adoring firmness that only a few were lucky enough to experience.

That was David. Firm, steady, rough, and with a heart so unimaginably full that it was almost ironic, almost funny for someone who came off so abrasive. Abby always joked one day it would burst from all the love he carried around. And he would say something like “Nonsense, woman” or just wordlessly grunt, but it was the truth. He knew it was the truth.

Abby found Kevin’s name in her contacts, and pressed the call symbol.

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triquetrine

kevin has sports-induced asthma

*warning: mild medical stuff, difficulty breathing, etc*

as in one day he gets off the court and literally can’t get enough air in his lungs and if it wasn’t for renee he would’ve faceplanted on the ground

basically he has to go to the hospital and they keep him there a few hours because of his oxygen levels

in the ambulance ride there wymack may or may not have held his hand

the whole team goes and they know he’s going to be okay but they’re still very stressed because they’ve never seen him like that

low oxygen levels aside kevin is extremely confused because this is so out of character??? so off brand????? he doesn’t really know what’s going on because it definitely wasn’t a panic attack

the doctor diagnoses him with the usual case of sports-induced asthma and he just needs to learn how to use an inhaler

kevin will do as he is told because he is all about Health And Safety but how the FUCK has he lived twenty-one years on this earth and spent most of it sprinting around with a heavy stick and no one noticed

he’s always gotten a little more winded than everyone else but they passed it off as “oh kevin goes above and beyond yknow that’s just how he is of course he’s more tired”

abby feels particularly terrible about not picking up on it, so terrible in fact that she nearly starts crying when kevin is discharged

kevin, who now feels terrible for making her cry, assures her that it is okay and he is okay and he will simply adjust his training and use the inhaler

the fact that kevin day, best striker in the world, has a “mortal flaw” like asthma would usually result in merciless teasing, but the team is too freaked out and worried about the whole thing

it also doesn’t help that he is now Our Asshole Kev <3 and they would die for him

this manifests in the form of eight other people repeatedly asking if he has his inhaler before they leave for trips and then proceeding to root through his bag anyways “just to be safe”

within a week all of his friends are just……casually carrying around rescue inhalers

“andrew do not tell me you each spent 500$-” “don’t waste your breath. since you don’t have much to begin with, apparently.”

(they did not each spend 500$, allison has her Ways)

although kevin did release a simple statement about his asthma, he really does not want it to turn into a big deal because it isn’t

but nicky INSISTS that kevin develop a secret code to use on the court/in front of press if he isn’t feeling right

he acts like it’s a stupid idea and they’re being overdramatic but secretly he is very touched because they Know him and they care about how he likes his health to be as private as possible

the secret code ends up being hooking the first two fingers of his right hand in the grate of his helmet

after a really long practice kevin is standing in the lounge and giving a debrief but he keeps on taking sharp little breaths in between sentences

neil, violently rolling his eyes, gets up and goes on his toes to grab him by the shoulders and drop him on the couch, then continues the debrief himself

one day kevin is trying to watch an exy match on his computer when aaron, Future Doctor, so rudely interrupts to give him a 30-minute lecture on all the unwarranted research he’s conducted

“you must begin routinely monitoring air pollution and pollen levels. when those levels are high, you can’t go on your outdoor runs.” “but i fucking hate the-” “which is worse kevin: asphyxiating, or the treadmill? it’s ASPHYXIATING”

renee also reads that cold air can trigger attacks so she knits kevin a massive scarf to wrap around his nose and mouth and even though he doesn’t need it he dutifully puts it on every day in the winter

(there’s soon quite a few blurry photos of him walking around campus, his face cocooned with yarn)

he never has an attack as bad as he did the first time, but he gets pretty close

they play a really frustrating game where both teams sort of find themselves at a standstill because they’re tied and tired and no one’s scored in a while

this REALLY frustrates kevin so in the last ten minutes he starts firing at the goal like their lives are on the line

they win by one point, but kevin can barely move after

he sits down while hooking his fingers in the grate of his helmet, and allison goes to sit with him and pretend they’re both just super relieved the match is over (which isn’t a lie)

matt and dan soon race over and they lift him up with his arms around their shoulders and their arms around his waist

the press and crowds think aww there is kevin day and his two physically affectionate besties, but in reality matt and dan are helping him walk off the court

kevin stretches out on the sofa in the lounge while everyone else showers and changes and matt decides to lay down on the ground next to him

“are you alright?” “yeah” “then what are you doing” “showing my solidarity”

kevin, voice cracking: “ok”

his birthday party takes place at abby’s, and while sipping sparkling apple cider (it’s kinda gross but he can’t stop) he is informed a “special cake” has been made in his honor

nicky and renee bring it out, and the first thing kevin notices (aside from the irish flag color scheme) is the weird shape?? it’s kinda like an L??? but why would-

“is that supposed to be an INHALER” “….maybe”

written in shaky green icing is “KEVIN DAY, YOU TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY” with a shitty “22!” and smiley face underneath

kevin, feeling very warm inside, trying and failing not to laugh: “fuck you guys”

nathanielwesninski

some Kevin Things, b/c all too often I see him reduced to exy and vodka:

today is Kevin day

he dog ears the pages of his novels and then unconsciously does it to library books and feels guilty

goes to libraries a lot. when he’s comfortable heading out by himself, that’s where he goes first-it’s nice to get away from everything.

going shopping with allison is more voluntary than he would like her to think

he likes to read detective novels and gets rly caught up (unlike andrew, who wants to figure out the murderer before the characters do)

maybe he can’t reciprocate the support andrew gives him exactly, but on andrew’s bad days he’ll leave a chocolate bar on his desk no matter how much he whinged about his diet the day before

they never talk about it

big dog person

later down the line he adopts a dog from a shelter

a BIG DOG one with a bad rep and distrustful at first but a huge softy aw

he is gorgeous. lemme teLL U HES BEAUTIFUL. I mean he’s kind of an asshole but he’s h o t

either takes 7 hours to get ready using 1684929 hair products or literally falls out of bed grabs his bag and is out the door there is no in between

a strong hatred for anything banana flavoured-except for bananas

gets unREASONABLY ANGRY everytime he loses at Mario kart

which is. a lot

likes to race shopping carts down the aisle. he’s been banned from at least three stores because he got too excited and knocked over a 300 item stack of Weetbix

is generally learning to become a happy and healthy person with good coping mechanisms with a personality and interests outside of murder sport and alcoholism that should be expounded on this has been a psa have a nice day

pjoandaftg

give me fic prompt/ideas, might start writing again

minyarday

i dont think i will ever be able to get over the fact that andrew killed his biological mother and bought a fucking car with his part of her life insurance

whatmack

Nora saying the monsters always told Kevin to shut up when he tried to talk about history made me so sad :( So I raise you: Kandreil in which Kevin rants about history whenever the boys are having a rough night and they both listen every time 🥺

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY and not only bc I’m on a specific history kick rn

(I really like history ok especially zeroing in on one person or aspect super far)

It’s one of those nights when neither Andrew nor Neil has enough of themselves available to comfort the other one, one of the nights that their sharp edges are able to cut even each other, and Andrew is huddled in the window with his knives and a snarl and Neil is clutching his own hands together so tightly they go numb and his eyes keep darting to the door, the window, the other window, all the places to let him escape…..

And Kevin knows reaching out won’t help right now, with words and definitely not with his body so he sits down in the middle of the floor and starts up in the middle of the current topic that’s been taking over his mind

And his voice isn’t soft or calm but neither of his boys would trust that, it’s rising and falling and delighted and angry and so very Kevin, and so full of life, and it gives Neil and Andrew something to grab on to

When he runs down a bit, sure they’re tired of him by now, Andrew fixes his glare on him and says “but what about the silkworms from last week” and Kevin is off again

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If i may add:

Nora ma’am i love you but everyone listens to Kevin’s rants.

Dan likes podcasts and when she wanted to try a new genre she went to kevin and he recommended his favorite podcasts: one about female roles in history, another about queers in history, and another about princes and princesses from all over the world. whenever she finishes an episode they spend HOURS talking about it. Kevin ranting about what he liked, what he disliked, some of his own interpretation, etc. Dan will listen carefully, and then rant back.

Allison hates wasting time, or time passing without her gaining anything. literally, she’s the daughter of millionaires so time is literally money. if she’s doing something that requires her physical focus but not her mental one (like driving, or cooking, etc) she’ll call Kevin and ask if he can help her make use of her time, if he wasnt in class, he’d drop everything and tell her about whatever history era he’s currently fixated on.

Matt likes kahoot quizzes, and sometimes they’d ask something history related. He either thanks Kevin mentally for telling him about the history about a specific thing and answer correctly, or he’d meet up with Kevin to help him understand a historical question he doesn’t get (then Kevin would send him links to Kahoot quizzes about whichever part he explained and Matt sends back a screenshot of his perfect score)

Renee is an art lesbian, her favorite artists are women in the renaissance era, and every week Renee and Kevin will meet up, and Kevin will tell Renee the biography of whoever she had asked him to prepare for the week before.

Nicky is a mythology gay and him and kevin have constant arguments over the greek era. Nicky backing up his arguments from books like percy jackson and Kevin yelling “THAT’S NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, NICHOLAS HEMMICK” for hours on end. just boys being boys. (this is nickys way of fact checking whatever story he’d read that day)

Aaron has a history of medicine course requirement and Kevin took over tutoring him for that course, when he passes it with flying colors, he comes back to Kevin to explain the history of other things (like math, biology, etc)

Neil and Andrew are mentioned up, but Also:

Andrew likes to flex his eidetic memory and he’d correct Kevin on dates or small details whenever he’s on a rant he’d heard before (this inly means that Andrew was actually listening to the same rant, more than once)

Neil helps Kevin study for his history material by reading it out loud to him (Kevin is a Auditory and Kinesthetic learner) and quizzing him about the material he learned, just to make sure he’s knows it all and didint confuse any two parts of history together

so in short, the foxes LOVE kevin’s rants, they LOVE kevin, and Kevin is always happy to share what he’s enthusiastic about (Riko is gonna suck my dick in hell for what he did to everyone, but esp my baby Kev)

thank you and good night

spokenfromtheheartandsoul

Andrew when literally anyone else attacks Kevin: doesn’t even blink before throwing a punch

Andrew when Neil tries to fight Kevin: *pulls out a camera*

offbrandcornflakess

andrew minyard’s greatest exy hits

- asking wymack to choose a number between 1 and 5 and letting the opposition have only those many goals before he shut them out completely

- the time he remembered that striker’s go to penalty shot and saved an impossible fucking goal by moving before the dude even caught the ball

- the ravens attempted ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY (150) goals (the actual fuck) and he only let in THIRTEEN (13),,,,,, sir

- when he made nicky instigate a fight on purpose so he’d get the ball from the penalty shot and rebound it to neil to make a goal because “the game was getting boring”

- also andrew stopping every goal in that second half and bouncing off rebounds off the opposition’s helmets just to rile them further

- the time he shut out the goal completely when neil asked him to and for the first time ever started talking to the defense and chewed them out and matt was straight up grinning like it was the most fun he’d had in years

- his mad gamble in the final raven match to switch neil’s position from a striker to a backliner?? (fucking genius). also him letting renee play the first half because he knew he could control the game in half 2 if she showed him how they played

and this dude “hates” the game. ok

declanismos

Remember when Kevin Day said [i’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board] and [fuck him, fuck all of them. waste of time to be angry. they should be afraid] and when he [riko reached for neil, but kevin caught his arm to stop him] and when he said [if i am breathing, i can play. this is my game too] and [my father comes to all of my games. that is enough] and we can't forget when he said [did you know i've never been skiing? i'll like to try it one day, though] and [tell the ravens to be ready for us, would you? we're already ready for them] and later he [after staring at his reflection for an age he lifted his hand and covered his tattoo on the glass] and when he [the smile that finally slipped free and curved his lips was hungry] and lastly when he [kevin slid a cool look riko's way and answered. riko twisted his gloved hands around his stick like he was imagining breaking kevin's neck. pissing riko off before right before such an important match was as stupid as it was exhilarating] and then he [kevin tapped the butt of his racquet against the floor and passed his stick to his other hand. he stroked to half-court head high and left-handed and the crowd went wild] and finally he [ten-nine, foxes' favor—kevin had scored in the last two seconds of the game]

stargirlwnchstr

I have a visual to share with y'all. Say welcome to my long ass 'The Foxes + tiktok' headcanon

@ nickythefox_es (part 1???)

Basically Nicky gets tiktok but all of the foxes show up eventually and just use his profile.

• Most of the videos are with nicky and allison, also matt and dan and occasionally neil.

• Allison and nicky learn so many dances.

• Their duet of make his pockets hurt with Mariah and Zane from the vlog squad is the first one to go v i r a l.

• Yeah most of their followers know them but some and a lot of the comments are non exy fans that just watch them because they're cool

• So many of the "what is exy" "stickball game??" "dont even bother explaining to me what is the sport they play I dont care I'm just here for neil." And related comments get a liked from creator (andrew told nicky to like them)

•The "Oh my god she's coming." "I'm so afraid of her." Audio are the twinyards and nicky shows up, he had to bribe them to be a part of that one.

• They post another version but it's Kevin that enters and Allison and Nicky talking

• So many comments thirsting over them and calling matt and dan parents

• "the real bisexual struggle is simping for matt and dan in the same tiktok." -> liked from creator nickythefox_es commented/replied: ASDGFKSSDWADKWB

• Someone makes a 'put a finger down: Neil Josten edition' and nicky drags him to do it. They both smile as they listen to the prompts and Neil obviously puts all his fingers down but they're like "put a finger down if you clapbacked/if you bad mouthed someone (bonus points if it was on national tv)" "put a finger down if you're under 6 feet" "put a finger down if you love exy" and the last one just says "put a finger down if andrew minyard." Neil does and smiles at someone off camera. Needless to say it goes viral as well. A few weeks after nicky gets verified.

• Allison becomes friends with thenavarose and wisdom sorry I dont make the rules (they're fashion tiktokers)

• They make a series of rating each of the foxes throughout the day, including one of Wymack.

• They do receive bad comments, from bitter ravens fans or just recalling their pasts and nicky sits down and makes a video telling everyone about how they do this videos for fun they dont need hate and negative comments on their videos and all that

• Then another one posted minutes after, neil comes in and nicky says "okay neil you have one minute. Rant off." And neil goes on this rant like how they already hit Rock bottom a single comment is not gonna hurt them and "do you get how insignificant and meaningless your lives must be? You took the time to write and post a comment that you thought was gonna cause an impact and failed. Also thanks for the comments though it helps nicky stay on the algorithm." NICKY SCREECHES AND THE VIDEO ENDS WITH THEM SMILING

• Allison vlogs neil and her going shopping or thrifting also cutting Neil's hair

• *neil walks into the room wearing his orange bandana* *camera moves and zooms on Andrew's face* he doesnt lip sync but the song sings "oh noo I think I'm catching feelings" andrew tells him to delete it "but it already has thousands of likes andrew"

• They post some of their work out routines per request

• One of them is the fast and "I'm spinning like a ballerina" chill of neil just running on the treadmill and doing sprints and squats and leg stuff while it cuts to allison doing a bit of everything but looking like a queen on a matching set.

• A fun one that goes viral for "vine energy" is: it's very quiet on the court and Kevin, very in the zone, throws the ball to the goal, which Andre's catches easily and almost without moving. The camera goes back to kevin as he screeches and let's himself fall on the ground. Neil is standing beside him shaking his head and looking at the goal with a smile on his face.

• They try to teach neil the dances but while filming one of them he just leaves. They post it either way.

• They're in the bus, nicky is on selfie mode and says "it is game day my dudes" he turns and shows the whole bus S C R E A M S, in the corner Wymack is covering his face.

• The iconic "they say drunk thoughts are sober words" or something like that and it cuts to a series of videos of the foxes drunk af. Example: Nicky grabbing Allison's face and saying 'Remember. Bread. Head. Leave.' And allison nodding.

• Nicky films kevin standing up and put the "do you ever wonder what is going on inside their head?" And it cuts to pictures of racquets and exy and Jeremy Knox and one that says history stuff.

• Another one that goes viral is kevin very seriously and p e r f o r m i n g, rapping Jefferson's side of the cabinet battle #1 from Hamilton then towards the end andrew stands up in front of him and with his iconic bored expression he starts rapping Hamilton's part. Behind the camera there's a soft "...oh my gOD" and kevin is shocked eyes widen open and then the camera zooms on Neil who's mouth is open in shock but GRINNING and ~impressed~

• Dan and matt do The challenge, you know the one that like has to flip them over and all that and they ace it, nicky points the camera to where andrew and neil are stating and Andrew says no.

• A few minutes later another video of the challenge is posted only this time is matt and neil.

• Nicky and allison are in full gear filming a dance video (maybe savage or captain hook) on the court and someone films them filming that and then Wymack looking at them SO disappointed cut to Wymack with nicky's phone, having confiscated it and nicky besides him "coach, it's cardio!"

• Hours spent trying trick shots

• Foxes: "get back! Move!" Ravens: "Let me in! I be the I g g y!" Trojans: "Oh my God do no let her in" Foxes: "I am trying!"

• Nicky lying down: "okay but someone needs to tell me how old is the shirtless pottery guy. I can't be part of another controversy. It's for science c'mon. *debby Ryan's*"

• Someone comments "he's eighteen. Simp away, nicky." And he makes a video with his feet swinging and smiling. Aaron gets on the frame and says "we are deeply in need of some bowls." The caption: hi @ papapots

• They are verified so obviously he gains a couple of thousands followers and he duets smiling and with a package in his arms. Text: thanks for the support (and hi new followers from sport side of tiktok hope you enjoy my pots) caption: hi @ nickthefox_es I got you aaron.

• After the package comes they duet it with nicky screaming and showing off the goods and then he moves stop show andrew eating ice cream out of one of them. Caption: AJSNEPWLDKSS THANK YOU DAX

• Allison and nicky do the "I love you!" "No you dont topper! You love the idea of me. You love being seen with me but you dont love me." But nicky is Sarah and allison is topper. Next day the obx ig page reposted it "we stan the psu foxes pogues for life." And chase stokes posts it on Twitter saying "yoo the palmetto foxes watch??? my show???" Nicky takes a screenshot and on green screen he says "hi chase!! We do! The whole team binged it. Currently we've been debating who of us is going to dress up as pogues for Halloween." A lot of voices start arguing and as nicky is gonna enter the debate the video cuts.

• Allison does the facetime *deep male voice says hey* prank on them. Neil doesnt react. Nicky doesnt look up from his phone but does the finger thing and says "get that d, allison!" Dan and renee look at each other and then at allison and she bursts out laughing.

• aaron studying to be a doctor: *two plus two is four etc sound* andrew (eating pretzels from the bag while watching a game show lying down in a bean bag) and his eiditic memory [basically not needing to study]: *three is a magic number sound*

• Nicky runs through the court and enters the lounge beside the photo wall there's a poster he shows the camera as the sounds says it "alive ahaha fuck"

• Somehow they convince all of them to show up and do the wipe it down trend that ends up with wymack throwing the towel at the mirror.

• Comment: so how many members of the team listen to girl in red or sweater weather? Nicky stands there with the color filter: 👁👄👁👉👈 caption: yes❤

• He gets neil to duet to the whole "british people be like". "Neil I'm not british." "Part of you is so just read the tweets." He does and the comments are all thirst and simping

• Comment: raise your hand if you've been victimized by neil josten. Where my fellow Simps at? (The comment gets hundreds of thousands of likes) they make a video, everyone on the team except aaron who walks out raises their hand as the sound says "welcome to simp nation" kevin rolls his eyes but raises his, says something that nicky captions "i simp over his exy skills". andrew doesn't at first, but next to him neil whispers something and after andrew says yes, neil grabs Andrew's forearm and raises it. Andrew looks away and neil smiles.

• Nicky lying down: okay but what if Jean moreau traded places with the french guy from here you know who, david.

• Comment "ugh your mind nicky" reply video: right? Big brain, many thoughts, head full all the time. But like actually the idea of david playing exy and Jean hanging out with ducks and making viral tiktoks just-

• Comment "i feel you and @ austincantdrive would make the best chaotic duo" reply: we would be too powerful together. Austin replies too: agree.

• Allison makes a sports jersey/comfy wear but make it fashion and she styles herself. Everyone on the comments d i e s for her.

• Comment "okay but what about the boys. help allison." She makes a video too with matt and nicky and at the end neil wears an orange crop top and the internet b r e a k s

• Comment "allison do you listen to girl in red?" video reply: her winking at the camera and lip syncing as sweater weather plays. The comments a lot of them liked by creator: a win for the girls (and the boys)

• Upperclassmen Back in 2003: okay but hey do we always have to be involved? Can we do normal stuff that normal people do, like, go for brunch? Us (aaron, andrew, kevin and me): what the fuck is brunch?

• Of course they do the mr blue sky trend. Nicky: drunkenly goes to flirt with a guy. Aaron: drunkenly follows to get away from kevin. Kevin: drunk on pure vodka reminds us we have practice in the morning.

• Or another one all of them. Neil: ready to insult a reporter. Dan: tries not to laugh on camera. Matt: gets ready to hug him afterwards Allison and Nicky: Filming everything. Wymack: the only one trying to stop it from happening and failing.

• Dan and matt duet their reactions to every video edit of them, smiling and saying "your parents love you guys!".

• Comment "literally what is wrong with the ravens/ravens fans?The foxes are such a nice group of people and they're doing great in the sport y'all worship just shut up you cult-y athletic hype house." video reply: "ladies and gentlemen. The volume inside of this bus is A S T R O N O M I C A L."

• comment video reply: okay so we're not gonna talk about nicky at the gym?? Bc C A K E. nicky lip syncing "I'm glad you brung it up because I've been dying to talk about this for a fucking hot minute. First of all-"

• Colin uses one of Neil's or Andrew's interviews replies as one of his sounds and nicky fanboys a lot

• Allison and nicky do the Kardashian sound compilation.

• Nicky with a picture of Erik on green screen: "hi I just wanna say if you look anything like this please contact me. Thank you." Caption: miss u baby. And Erik watches his tiktoks and he facetimes him immediately. Nicky takes a screenshot and duets his own video crying with the screenshot caption: SKALSBSKAJSL Erik comments: stop making tiktoks and answer the phone, hemmick. Nicky replies: yessir everyone below comments keyboard smashes and you got a good one. Goals. Lmao kids that's what we call bottom panic. We stan one healthy long distance relationship and after that a bunch of long distance relationship questions that he makes another video on.

• A video of Katelyn and neil chatting and it pans to the twins watching them with the *when worlds collide sound*

• He reposts a snippet of one of his interviews post game where he grabs the mic from the reporter and nicky: can I say something? Reporter: sure, go ahead. Nicky: thank you. *looks straight into the camera* all the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie. Thank you." And leaves. IT GOES VIRAL INSTANTLY.

• Comment "is everyone else gonna forget that tiktok where he said he was already part of a controversy? We stan a problematic icon?" Video reply: guys I might have been part of a whole Twitter beef thing against my little hoodie and Bruce hallway but c'mon, like, c'mon you can't blame me.

• Comment "for neil: does the carpet match the drapes 👅😍?" Video reply: neil on selfie mode. "Allison gave me her phone, told me to answer this and ran away so umm." He reads the box on the screen and frowns he walks and stands next to the window, where Andrew is sitting down and is barely seen on frame. "uhmm, the internet is confusing. Our carpet is like this" he turns the phone and shows the floor (grayish carpet) and then back at him "but we don't have drapes so, technically they don't match, I dont know." Andrew's head goes up and simply says "Neil." Neil turns "what?" And the video ends.

• of course nicky and allison do the WAP dance, on the court, when they should be running drills.

give me fic prompt/ideas, might start writing again