Alyssa

she/her, instagram:@pjoverse

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pov: annabeth and percy coming up from tartarus

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my brain when i see these hot new covers: just buy it, it’ll be good for the economy.

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our official wisegirl, kelp head, and goat boy 😍

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Walker Scobell is single handily uniting pjo fans of all eras and I love it so much.

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Percy: I hope you tear your aorta and get a clot in your left ventricle, go into V-Fib, go into cardiac arrest and die.

Leo: What-

Annabeth: He just finished watching Grey’s Anatomy.

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Percy: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Nico: No. I’ve always tried to be as outspoken as possible about my hatred for you.

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Cardan: I hate you.

Jude: I hate you.

Taryn: Uh what’s going on?

Bomb: They’re about to make out.

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Leo: My body is a temple.

Piper: Ancient and crumbling?

Jason: Probably cursed and haunted too.

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Percy: I have many brains cells.

Percy: Some of them just don’t work.

Annabeth: Correction, none of them work.

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Percy: I’m blaming Jake Gyllenhaal for everything bad this year. I don’t know how, but I know it was his fault

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Piper: Are you mad?

Annabeth: No.

Piper: So sharpening knives at 3 am is just a hobby of yours?

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Percy: It’s so nice to be wanted

Annabeth: NOT BY THE POLICE.

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Percy: Cheerios are just donut seeds.

Annabeth: I’m so fucking done with this sh-

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The Darkling: Fine make me your villain.

Alina: Uh you already are-

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If Grishaverse Character Went to Therapy:

Therapist: So tell me why you’re here today.

Kaz: Well it all started when I used my dead brother as a pool floaty 😍🤩

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Percy: Unlike Mariah Carey, I don’t want you for Christmas

Luke:

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Leo: Being a pharmacist is basically being a legal drug dealer