#percyjacksontextpost

[pjoversee]

pov: annabeth and percy coming up from tartarus

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Alex: We need eggs, bacon, rice and cereal

Alex: Write it down if you want to

Magnus: Oh don't worry about it, I'll remember!

[three hours later]

Alex: What took you so long?!?! Did you at least get what I asked you to

Magnus:

Magnus: I got a llama

[aquariuxxx]

YOU KNOW HOW PHONES ATTRACT MONSTERS WHEN DEMIGODS USE THEM?

YEAH WE ARE MODERN DEMIGODS SO INSTEAD OF MONSTERS WE ATTRACT ANGRY PARENTS WHEN WE USE THEM.

[sun-shine-solace]

Percy to Nico:

Sorry I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I dont like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry I'm not your Rusty Bucket of Haunted Bog Water.

[afleetingfandomthought]

How many times is too many times to listen to the bonus tracks of the percy jackson musical?

[faraway-writer]

Leo: The sun laughed at me like this...

Leo: *laughs evilly*

Piper: Is that really the sound it made?

Percy: Man, I hate when the sun mocks me.

[pjoversee]

Will: You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up that late.

Nico: Jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.

[pjoversee]

Percy: It’s so nice to be wanted

Annabeth: NOT BY THE POLICE.