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Annabeth: That was delicious. What do you feel like now?Â
Percy: *dings cup with spoon* AlCoHol
headcanon #16
percy jackson drools in his sleep because heâs a son of poseidon. poseidonâs children produce too much liquid in their body.
paint me like one of your greek girls đ©đŠ
im rereading the titanâs curse and itâs just so good????? Just so dam good?????
Percyâs mom driving them to his quest
The first percabeth dance and they are entirely awkward and Annabeth is like two inches taller than him and I live for it
Nico and Bianca!!!!
Also this is before Depressionâą Nico so heâs uber into mythomagic and worships the ground Percy walks on and just:
âAre you really the son of Poseidon?â
âWell, yeah.â
âCan you surf really well, then?â
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. âJeez, Nico,â I said. âIâve never really tried.â
also just thalia. Percy describing her as an oversized raven.
and of course
âWow,â Thalia muttered. âApollo is hot.â
âHeâs the sun god,â I said.
âThatâs not what I meant.â
And Zoe Nightshade. My actual will to live.
The beef between Zoe and Thalia and how they just snip at each other the entire book. It makes me even more sad that Zoe dies because this had the unbridled potential of sister snarkiness between the two.
Also the beef between Thalia and Percy was everything and its ironic that the fight scene in Moa between Jason and Percy was so underwhelming when riordan gave us this:
I sat down hard. There was a burning smell; I had a feeling it was my clothes. âThalia!â Chiron said. âThat is enough!â
I got to my feet and willed the entire creek to rise. It swirled up, hundreds of gallons of water in a massive icy funnel cloud.
âPercy!â Chiron pleaded.
Also the distinction between Chiron reprimanding Thalia and then pleading with Percy is really interesting.
Percy iris messaging his mom to find her on a date and asking Paul if he would like some more wine? get it Sally. Also:
Percy: Mom,Iâm not sure if I should break the rules and leave camp.
Sally: Fuck the rules
Percy meeting with Aphrodite and she looks like Annabeth for a moment
Biancaâs death. Itâs the first death in the series hence was so unexpected that I actually reread that section multiple times when I first got the book to verify that she actually died.
Also how she died? Trying to get something for her younger brother??? Which is later revealed to be Nicoâs only missing figurine, Hades, like god thatâs poetic.
The entire dam sequence. Like that was so funny and now it really strikes me that wow these are just kids being kids and I love it.
The imagery of the final battle is really stunning. The sky meeting the earth in a billowing funnel of clouds. The ruins of a castle rebuilding as they fight Atlas and Luke. â Itâs something I would love to see adapted to screen.
I looked at Thalia and Zoe, and I decided it wouldnât be the worst thing in the world to die fighting with friends like this.
Both Percy and Annabeth held the weight of the sky and got matching gray streaks because of it.
The fact that Zoe went on the quest knowing that she would die.
âStars,â she whispered. âI can see the stars again, my lady.â
And how sheâs now a constellation in the sky. Not to mention, this was the second death of a major character in the same book like that shook little me. hoo could never
Thalia just straight up kicking Luke of a fucking cliff is just so absurdly funny to me
Again, baby percabeth
âYou didnât believe I was dead?â
âNever.â
And also
Annabeth: Oh Luke isnât dead. I just know it. The same way you knew about me.
Percy, screaming internally: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
The gods voting on whether if they should kill thalia and percy. Athena: I, for one, think they should die. Also stay away from my daughter.
The second percabeth dance and Percy describes the music as sad, but a little hopeful as well.
And finally, the reveal as Nico as a child of the big three and Percy choosing in that moment to be the chosen one. Like, we simply didnât deserve pjo percy.
Percy is probably a legend, not just in chb.
I mean, he went to a lot of âbad kid schoolsâ where other demigodâs probably also ended up at some point. Imagine being a troublemaking demigod and hearing about a kid who shot a school bus with a cannon, started a fire, exploded a bathroom and got expelled in one month, then ending up at chb and meeting him.
âOh my god, youâre percy jackson????â
âYeahâ yes iâm the son of poseidon who got the master bolt and the fleece and rescued artemis and helped defeat kronos and gaia-
âTHE GUY THAT BURNED DOWN THE SCIENCE ROOM????â
âShitâ
it came to me in a dream.
Percy Jackson Headcanon
My personal head canon is that people expect Percy to be a bad boy or a motorcycle driver and Annabeth is the good girl who get a good grades 24/7.
In reality Percy was raised attending military, private (and since they said in school discipline once) Catholic schools. He lived with Gabe and although he mouthed off sometimes, he was expected to behave. And mostly he did and he's used to high standard and stuff. Attending more public schools like Goode shocked his system because he was used to something much different and much slightly higher class. Percy is well mannered if tactless sometimes and as soon as he realizes he was tactless, he apologizes perfusely.
ANNABETH ON THE OTHER HAND she ran away when she was seven years old. She was raised on the streets and a survival orientated camp until she was 12 years old. She's been surrounded by people who either have a disdain for her, were somewhat like her or wanted to kill her. Annabeth is downright feral and scavenges food whenever. Annabeth fucking Chase in unashamedly tactless and only apologizes if she really feels like she was mean. She tells it bow it is regardless of what people want to hear. She goes from 0-100 on the spot when she thinks her intelligence is being undermined so when she attends school, especially public school, she almost completely flips her shit at the simple work. She interrupts the teachers to correct them and question their teaching creditials.
Percy has a mom car and drives as safely as he can everywhere. Annabeth owns a motorcycle and even if she doesn't do stunts just because, she's certainly a reckless driver who enjoys making Percy live a little.
Tldr: Percy is a good boy who does his best in school even if he gets in trouble. Annabeth is an absolute hellion but her grades are so good the teachers can't touch her and she loves it.
So...I was rereading the House of Hades when I stumbled upon this:
Uncle Rick just had to to make Leo's birthday July 7th, didn't he?
Nothing will ever be funnier than Nico just straight up pretending he didn't know Percy's amniesa havin ass in Son of Neptune.
i mean MoA & HoH feature pretty dramatic percabeth moments but nothing is going to beat That Scene in TLO when Achilles told Percy the only way he could survive the river styx was to picture his anchor to the mortal world which was his strongest yet also most vulnerable point and Annabeth popped into his head when he was literally dissolving in the river. like can u Believe
Percy at the end of TLO:
Percy after every quest he completes
Leo: *runs into Piper's cabin* Do you want to make five bucks?
Piper: How?
Leo: I need you to take the blame.
Percy: *not far from there* Oh my Gods!
Piper: What did you do?
Leo: I canât tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
Percy: OH MY GODS!
Piper: Make it ten!
Percy, at 3am: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
Grover: [whispers] 'I chlorofeel you, man'
This is canon
This actually happened before
Jason: *scratches head
Jason: âYou named him Festus? You know that in Latin, âfestusâ means 'happyâ. You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?â
Leo: Yes
On the godly side
Poseidon: *scratches head
Poseidon: âYou named him Cerberus? You know that in Greek, 'kerberosâ means 'spottedâ. You want to guard the underworld with Spot the dogâ
Hades: Yes