Porky Strikes Back!

The grand tale of a hacked Earthbound game, in which Porky is the main character. Also, all the sprites, music, loot, and npc dialogue are completely random.

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Okay, I don't actually remember what this screen is supposed to look like, but I am pretty sure it was blue and not pink.

Yep, so far so good. Lets move on.

Okay, everyone has been named. There were a couple problems with naming Lardna and Aloysius since their names were so long, so we now have Lard and Al.

Also, Pokey is Porky so that the beginning isn't so confusing.

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Oh yeah! This is what I'm talking about.

Porky Strikes Back!

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Today I decided it was finally time to check out the earthbound randomizer. Let me tell you, I was not disappointed! From now on, I am going to show you all the absurdity of this glorious game that I have created. We ought to start at the beginning, so here we go!

Okay, looking good. Giygas is blue I guess, but that is fine. Personally, I think he looks better this way.

Ah yes, EaterBeted. I guess it randomised the name too.

(I don't own Nintendo, and I am not claiming to own the game or these characters either, so please don't yell at me!)

Yes, I am playing the game as the Minch family, in all of their fat blonde glory.

Except Picky, he is an angel.

Man, so far it is looking good! I'm really excited to see how crazy this gets!