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blue-bonanza

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

akaashikelji

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

akaashikelji

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

akaashikelji

i’m 18!

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kuueater

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send this to your ex with no context

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doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you

HoLy FuCk

freaknoid

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

hyourinmaruice

oh my god I cannot breathe

hivibrations

I literally choked at the end.

tooiconic

“…I’m not sure-”

greenenvyphotographs

i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year

slushyseals

squided

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

squided

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

powerfulwizard

Love wins

dogsbutch

i literally cannot stop thinking about this product i found on etsy and this review of it

imgladyourehereholdme

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

kaijuno

cowpokeprose

So is anybody else going to the Lil Nas X concert on roblox?

cowpokeprose

Here’s the link with all the info for those asking. Yes Lil Nas X is honest to god having a motion capture concert on Roblox. It is going to feature themed areas based on his music videos, a scavenger hunt, Lil Nas X merch for your roblox avatar, and the performance debut of his new song Holiday.