Awkwardness in Keds

A 20 year old girl who lives in Cologne (Germany), loves science, food, her family and friends, most awkward person you ever known, in a relationship with a adorkable boy, bassist in a band, bakes awesome cupcakes, loves Tokyo Police Club

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some people install antivirus on their computers but not on their kids.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humorstar]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[nudelinselphia]

[plaidtheflannel]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[wannabeconfident]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“All natural” is not the same as “good for you”. Arsenic is all natural.

[emilhamil]

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

[princesstigerbelle]

She has the ballie

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we accept that there is such a thing as toxic masculinity then logically we should also accept there is such a thing as toxic femininity

[histskins]

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

[totalspiffage]

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Efficiency is clever laziness.

[paprika]

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

[showerthoughtsofficial]

An animal mascot is just a more socially acceptable furry

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy