Just weirdo with a blog

Non selective. Just a layed-back OC.

[i-am-a-fish]

*places a 10 dollar bill into your paw*

yours

[plaindepressed]

“Into my paw” so like the money is in my body now?

[i-am-a-fish]

petting ME? petting MY HEAD?? yayy :)

[plaindepressed]

ok.

[i-am-a-fish]

a french fry for you. take it

[plaindepressed]

gee thanks!

[i-am-a-fish]

hello,

potato fries

potato chips

potato wedges

baked potato

loaded baked potato

curly fries (potato)

steak fries (potato)

tater tots (potato)

mashed potatoes

hash browns (potato)

gnocchi (potato) (advanced potato)

please let me know if I'm going too fast

[plaindepressed]

keep going

[slimetony]

How does that shit go again

[plaindepressed]

like that or something

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm really good at making up words. glorch

[plaindepressed]

sorry bby.

[i-am-a-fish]

I could be alone in this .. but um...

fuck, I'll just say it

does anyone on this site like snacks

[plaindepressed]

what kind

[i-am-a-fish]

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

[plaindepressed]

YOU SUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

[plaindepressed]

YOU SUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

[plaindepressed]

NOOOO DON’T TURN ME INTO A DELICIOUS HISPANIC MEAL

[wrongarmofthelaw]

“Can I touch your face. You look pretty cool. Perfectly fine if I can’t. (@plaindepressed)

"Not if you want to keep those hands."

[plaindepressed]

Jordan took a step back, surprised with his fist on his mouth. “You’re right. Overstepping some boundaries. Are you some type of officer? Ooo! Are you on some type of patrol?”

[slave316]

[i-am-a-fish]

GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET THE JOB

ME

BECUASE THE JOB SUCKED BALLS AND THEY WANTED TO PAY ME LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WORKING OUTSIDE SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!

SO I GOT THE JOB AND SAID NO

I'm on that tgirl egirl grindset

Logically I shouldn't post this because it's incoherent and I'm hyped on caffeine but I have the ability to say words on the internet and I think it's funny to use this power to say that employers SUCK ASS

did you drink water today? If not it's coming

[plaindepressed]

You just didn’t want to work huh. jk.

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