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[plainponcho]

@htsan I saw this post and i couldnt help but think of spinny sans and when you show him during streams...spinny sans literally lives in my mind rent free XDDD

[htsan]

Oh my god, Human!Sans looks cute in apron X3

HELP WHY IS HE SO CUTE?! RAAAAAAAH!!!

Headcanon: sans has "programmer socks" [if you don't know what "programmer socks" is: for some reason, programmers (who happen to be trans/enby) have an inside joke that they all have thigh highs and they call it "programmer socks" and they all say it improves their programming skills.]

[plainponcho]

@htsan dropped another fricking bomb! I screeched in my pillow for this! like how is he so adorably handsome? Like how???? I just love everything about him!

Even the little programmer socks thing is so endearing!!!

And holy fricking shit! The thought of our little male wife being flustered with all the anomalies fangirling over him!! Sksksudusjjsdidksosisi

(Edit: the programmer socks reminded me of that one sans x reader fics on ao3, called "these are our days" by Rehlia, where monsters had this weird thing with socks XDDDDD)

[htsan]

what does your version of human sans look like?

I like the albino version. But any other is fine, cause still being sans.

Cw under the cut : suggestive

And epic stretchmarks (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Been thinking that human sans had hair but he keeps getting stressed out, so it keeps falling off, and hes like "fuck it, im gonna shave my hair"

[plainponcho]

HOLY FRICKIN-

AAHSGSJDGHSSJGSU

Why is every version of sans so hot! Like look at this little man!!!!! Stealing my heart for no fricking reason! Literally caught off guard by how attractive he looks! He looks so cutee and so chubby! He deserves all the love and affection he can get! Ughhhh--

I've been staring at this for so long now. @htsan nevers disappoints

[meowthefluffy]

the devil works hard but I work harder (Vote here!!)

[sexymanotddd]

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.

[plainponcho]

Lezzgoo!!!