Szekel, stop hiding my screwdrivers

[TW: Unreality] A pilot hired by Team Magma is trying to understand how to live this life.

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Intro

[TW: Unreality, AU]

Hello, Rotumblr community. I prefer to be called Erik by my middle name, I am a trainer from Pollan region and I am socially awkward. Common isn't my native language, so there may be a lot of mistakes. I want to visit other regions because, uhm, I am tired of watching the nuclear snow wasteland with explosion craters, and going to start my journey as soon as I figure out how to leave Pollan safely (there are still some saboteurs in our forests and my hometown outskirts). So, maybe you have any questions for me now? I think I can answer some of them??

Oh, I forgot to write something about my team. I, uhm, I have only two Pokémon - my corviknight, Szekel, and aggron, Bismarck. Szekel was gifted to me by my mother and Bismarck was my mother's ace Pokémon. I love them so much... Really afraid of losing them.

Pelipper Mail/Mystery Gifts/all interactions are OK!

OOC:

Aha, I have a Poland-based fan region destroyed by the civil war. Probably I'll write some additional info later, as soon as I'll categorise it and make it more readable, because at this moment Pollan's lore is... An unorganized mess. But feel free to ask me about it - I'm enjoying talking about my characters and lore!

Mod is 19, but, please, no NSFW. Avatar picture is drawn by me! Main blog: @mikroschmitt

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OOC: I think I need to take a little break. Nothing serious, just need to do some difficult irl stuff.

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Who the god is blasting "Satanized" through the loudspeakers at 2 am

@ematsubusa, do you know what is happening? Is our HQ being satanized now??

[ematsubusa]

SAAAAAVEEE MEEEE-

Ahem, yeah, were apparently getting Satanized (Marc is not happy lmfao). Though it wasn’t me playing it at 2 am - I was at home at that time lol

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FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART I KNOW --

Ahem, I think we should dress leader Maxie as Papa. I asked other grunts, and they said that the only thing that differences him from Secondo is that he isn't bald.

So--

[ematsubusa]

That AND he doesn’t sleep around (if I find out he does I will end him like Nihil ngl). And he’s not a complete dickhead who’s partying all day every day like Secondo was described to be lol

Alsoooo… You’re in luck! I will drag him along to the Skeletour and he WILL cosplay with me (I will be there as Terzo heehee) so… :3

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I don't know if leader Maxie already noticed this, but my corviknight is staring at the loudspeaker near his office and sometimes clicks his beak, so it's better to be careful around there. I am not sure if Szekel does this because he likes the music or is annoyed by it since he escapes from me every time I'm trying to get him back to his pokeball.

UPD: I just came across someone's poochyena and they act really strange too, lol. We're absolutely satanized now.

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Who the god is blasting "Satanized" through the loudspeakers at 2 am

@ematsubusa, do you know what is happening? Is our HQ being satanized now??

[ematsubusa]

SAAAAAVEEE MEEEE-

Ahem, yeah, were apparently getting Satanized (Marc is not happy lmfao). Though it wasn’t me playing it at 2 am - I was at home at that time lol

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FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART I KNOW --

Ahem, I think we should dress leader Maxie as Papa. I asked other grunts, and they said that the only thing that differences him from Secondo is that he isn't bald.

So--

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Who the god is blasting "Satanized" through the loudspeakers at 2 am

@ematsubusa, do you know what is happening? Is our HQ being satanized now??

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Ghost's "Kiss The Go-Goat" stuck in my head and I cannot do anything with it... Let's just hope that leader Maxie will not mind if there will be another one who sings something from Ghost's all the day.

< @ematsubusa >

[matsubusa-m]

My wife has been running around the base today, pointing at me and sing-yelling (?) “Blasphemy, heresy!” before running off, singing.

What is going on…?

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Nothing special, that is just the newly released Ghost's song, "Satanized".

[magma-grunt-zesty]

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On my way to ask Tabitha if he has any clue as to how this teleportation thingy works . . .

And if he can possibly maybe tranfigure it into something more practical. . . like a necklace or bracelet or something . . .

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Just put that keychain on a string and wear it as a necklace

[magma-grunt-zesty]

. . . ah

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Do you want me to rivet that thing to the retired transmission chain? I think it will be reliably enough

Upd: It's not as heavy as it seems, I swear

[magma-grunt-zesty]

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On my way to ask Tabitha if he has any clue as to how this teleportation thingy works . . .

And if he can possibly maybe tranfigure it into something more practical. . . like a necklace or bracelet or something . . .

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Just put that keychain on a string and wear it as a necklace

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Happy birthday, Zesty :)

I hope everything will be fine in your life

[ @magma-grunt-zesty ]

[ematsubusa]

Rescuing-mission is over and my healing wasn’t needed. Thank goodness. We‘re gonna take them all to the Magma-Base-Infirmary anyways. They need to be checked up, especially Elena and the other Zesty.

@magma-grunt-zesty and @plane-goes-brrrt, you two need a checkup too. It was hella cold out there. Don’t want you to have a lung infection or anything. We'll talk to Archie tomorrow. I’ve already informed him. He’s not happy, obviously, but it is what it is…

For now, we just… rest. It was a long day. You all deserve it. ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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Thank You for Your care, leader, but I am feeling good and I do not think that checkup is needed--

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Oh God, everything that happened today looked like a fever dream. Szekel is wet as hell after that, so I am currently drying his feathers.

@magma-grunt-zesty, are you and your partner okay?

[ematsubusa]

Alright… I found out what was up with the Kyogre-presence I felt. Great.

@magma-grunt-zesty need a hand? Or is this something you want to conquer by yourself?

[magma-grunt-zesty]

If you're offering. . .I would love all the help to get my partner back . . .

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You can take my Corviknight and try to chase them if needed. Szekel is hardy enough, so a long flight will not be a problem for him.

@magma-grunt-zesty

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What happened to my workplace??? I left it just for a few minutes...

Dear teammates, who decided to change the design of the hangar while I was not there?

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With help of my aggron and corviknight, I managed to rebuild my workplace ^^

[magma-grunt-zesty]

AGSHAIA NO!! fml . . .

I ended up waking up all tired and out of it . . .and I completely forgot to change out of my sleep shirt . . THIS SHIRT . . . and I ended up wearing it the whole time during my morning meeting with Leader Maxie . . .

I was so confused as to why he was giving me the "disappointment stare" . . .

*rendition of todays blunder . . .*

@matsubusa-m

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Do not worry, I will wear this today to support you.

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What happened to my workplace??? I left it just for a few minutes...

Dear teammates, who decided to change the design of the hangar while I was not there?

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@magma-grunt-zesty, I just noticed a Tentacruel with a camera on it. Be careful, I think it may belong to that Aqua grunt.