Planeswaddlers

~~18+~~ A MtG Muse Blog about Weight Gain, Extreme Slob and a touch of Transformation

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In a show of support for the MtG community, Wizards of the Coast have made a promise that all the girls of magic will smell worse than any player in the community

[depravedmemes]

Send ‘status effect’ + any sort of status effect you can think of for the mun to share how they think that status effect could be applied in a lewd way to a character/muse!

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Jelly Bean Grab Bag

Like Jack and the Beanstalk, you’ve got a bag of magic beans! But these aren’t the beanstalk growing sort, these are the candy sort. Take one flavor at a time to savor it, or mix and match to see what sort of gourmet combinations you can make!

Send in a flavor or more, make sure to specify for multi-muse blogs, writer’s discretion as to how strong a given effect is. Writers can feel free to strike out options as they choose.

Melon: This saccharine flavor will help those mosquito bites really bloom out into something to be proud of.

Draft Beer: No more flat tummy, make it look like you’ve been parked on a bar stool for hours.

Peach: For those who need a little more junk in the trunk. Disclaimer: does not come with matching hips

Pear: When you really just think your hips aren’t able to knock enough things over, or if you’ve had a few too many Peach flavored beans.

Root Beer: If you’ve ever wanted to impress someone with your ‘belch on command’ skills. Warning: may cause some bloat and sloshing from buildup, may require manual shaking

Berry Smoothie: In case you just need that little bit more juice for any given recipe…and the nearest tanker truck. Make sure you have someone handy to help with the juicing

Chocolate Pudding: For the chocoholics out there that think they could eat it all day long, enjoy a day of being filled with it. Just be careful, fudge is heavier than it appears.

Buttered Popcorn: If a diet’s got you down, a handful of these and you’ll be munching nonstop now that it feels like nothing can fill your stomach. Be careful, you’re still getting fuller, you just can’t feel it.

Bubblegum: For if you need a body as big as your ego, and just as fragile. Constant bloating until substantial resistance is felt. Warning: sharp objects do not constitute substantial resistance

Cotton Candy: Turns even the grumpiest of sourpusses into a sugary, energetic sweetheart.

Lemon Drop: Turn the rose-tinted glasses into scowls and the hugs into shoving people away, tempering even the most loving of eaters.

Hot Sauce: Revert any changes from any of the other jellybeans, because like hell you’re going to have any tastes stuck on your tongue after this.

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Does Wrenn ever use Seven to masturbate? What does Seven think of her… scent

Deep moans could be heard from deep in the woods, the locals townsfolk would hide in their homes anticipating a great beast to come rampaging through the streets. The villages in fact did not need to worry as the great beast was quite content cumming in the woods. Seven rooted themself as they groaned from the force of Wrenn's gross half-ton body slamming against their trunk. Wrenn was a drooling mess of self-indulgent pleasure as they rutted against Seven just like they did nearly constantly.

You'd think Seven would hate the stinky blubbery NEET using them as her own toy but in truth Seven has a fondness for Wrenn and her special fertilizer.

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When’s the last time Chandra showered? :3

"Oh um well I uh. It can't've been too long, I'm not like sthome kinda grossth girl who'd not shower."

She put a tubby finger to her second chin as she thought back, she had yet to think that if she couldn't remember it it was far too long. Her hair was lank and slick with oil as it clung to her pimply neck fat. The grime and sweat that coated her body was so thick and putrid that the fumes from her pits and crotch were almost visible.

"How long has it been since I first went to Zendikar?"

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36. Is your muse willing to take a mud bath? (Nissa)

"Oh well I bashically alwaysh am well depending on what mud you mean." Nissa's laughter shook her sloping lard as moss, food scraps and fungus shook off f her body and into the pit of 'mud' underneath her. As she shook a deep trumbling blast of ass gas sprayed out along with a tidal surge of shit. "See I jusht made shome more"

[angstmemes]

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

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What’s Nissa's FUPA?

"Well sincthe Nissa isth a big pre-occupied I can explain, a FUPA isth a Fat Upper Pusthy Area, pusthy ... PUSTHY! Ahgg stupid listhp! you know what I mean! Anyway in the casthe of Nissa it'sth a teeming jungle of cute tangled pubesth, delicious shit and leftover food all on a big huggable pooch of fat covering her divine beautiful delicious perfect gaping pusthy ... Ahh forget it."

Chandra's body was coated in sweat from not only her brief anger but her deep passion for Nissa.

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Slob themed asks!

1. Is your muse a feeder/feedee?

2. Does your muse gain mutually?

3. About how much does your weigh?

4. Where has most of your muses weight gone thus far?

5. Has your muses weight gain affected their daily life?

6. How have those closest to your muse reacted to their weight gain?

7. Did you muse gain on accident, or on purpose?

8. Does your muse find gaining weight arousing?

9. Do people enjoy engaging in sexual activities with your muse because of their obesity?

10. Is your muse into stuffing themselves?

11. How messy is your muse while eating?

12. When was the last time your muse bathed?

13. How gassy is your muse?

14. Does your muses have stronger belches or farts?

15. How noxious are your muses belches?

16. How noxious are your muses farts?

17. Has your muse ever accidentally passed gas in public?

18. Would your muse ever sit on someone and pass gas?

19. Has your muse ever messed themselves?

20. Does your muse prefer to use the bathroom or just mess themselves on the spot?

21. Does your muse have to wear a diaper?

22. Is your muse willing to eat their own scat?

23. Has your muse ever taken a shit on someone?

24. Has your muse ever masturbated while wearing messy undergarments?

25. Has your muse ever pissed themselves?

26. Is your muse willing to drink their own piss?

27. Has your muse ever pissed on someone?

28. How often does your muse vomit?

29. Does your muse typically vomit from overeating or their own musk?

30. Is your muse willing to eat their own vomit?

31. Has your muse ever vomited on someone?

32. Is your muse willing to dress as a barnyard animal (i.e. cow, pig)?

33. Does your muse lactate?

34. Is your muse willing to drink their own breast milk?

35. Do others enjoy drinking your muses breast milk?

36. Is your muse willing to take a mud bath?

37. Ask my muse anything!

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(Pls specify the muse :D

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Basic Slob-Land Cycle

Plains: Huatli's everspanning gut-flesh

Swamp: Liliana's filthy sweaty ass

Mountain: Chandra's sweaty cleavage

Island: The sweating rivers and pools in Saheeli's flab

Forest: The jungle-like pubes around Nissa's FUPA.

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New Muses: Huatli and Saheeli

Huatli

Weight: 600 lbs

Body Type: Strongfat

Slob Level: 70

Slob Type: Gluttonous Ancient Queen

Libido: Very High

Additional Quirks:

A battle babe blob through and through, she uses her extra weight to throw her enemies around and gain momentum for attacks.

 Gorges on decadent feasts every night and lays with dozens of horny chubby concubines at a time. 

Despite lying with others she still only has eyes for Saheeli but she knows Saheeli gets off on other girls making love to Huatli.

Saheeli

Weight: 750lbs

Body Type: Drooping Fat

Slob Level: 60

Slob Type: Ultimate NEET Loser Nerd

Libido: Extreme

Additional Quirks: 

Saheeli is a depraved NEET who hasn’t left her den of depravity and invention for years.

Saheeli spends her time inventing new machines and contraptions all with the endeavour of feeding or pleasuring her as they mock her for her weight and slobbiness.

She has gone to great lengths to make herself look the part of an obese nerd with braces, glasses and bad hair cuts all because Huatli loves it.

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Nice trunk on Liliana’s butt

"Oh you're BWWWWUUUURRRRR back, most people don't survive it back there. So what did you UUUUrrrppp do when basking in my greatness. ... WHAT! NO HOW DARE YOU LITTLE" PPPHHHRRRRRRBBBLLLRRRTT "GUARDS DROP ME ON THEM! SHOW THEM TO RESPECT MY ASS!"

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Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

[oniric-multimuse-rp]

Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

[depravedmemes]

My muse has just equipped some new equipment, but oh no, it’s cursed and they’re unable to take it off! Send ‘cursed equipment’ + what the curse and equipment is for my muse’s reaction!

[depravedmemes]

Send ‘my new footslut’ for your muse to dominate my muse and turn them into a devoted footslut for your muse!

Alternatively, send ‘your new footslut’ for my muse to dominate your muse, and turn them into a devoted footslut for my muse, instead!

Either way, freely give specifics, such as what, exactly, one muse does to the other to turn them into a devoted footslut!

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Send “A Close Look” and a part of my muse’s body to press your face against that part of their body.

Alternatively, Send “Looking Closely” and a part of your muse’s body for the opposite.