I don't take anything seriously here

25/hella bi/overall nerd/wants to steal all the cuddles/asks are open/submissions too

[demongal109]

Ice Planet Barbarians is this new series of syfi romance books I have started reading a little over a year ago and I’ve fallen absolutely in love with them. They’re sweet and there’s so much creativity in them I absolutely always recommend these books to romance readers that are looking for their next series to read. So based off the books this is a character I created named Zech, I’ve only drawn him one other time and you can see his gif image in my gallery. If you’re a romance reader looking for another series of adventure romance filled books then please pick up Ruby Dixons books! 

[highfaenesta]

Raahosh and Liz by elizianna.the.one (ig)

[booksetlooks-blog]

Be Still My Vampire Heart

Shana: I think Gregori's on to something. The Malcontents have a name, the True Ones. Why don't you guys have a name, too?

Gregori: How about Nonbiters? Bottle Guzzlers? Friendly Fangsters? Ouch! That was my foot.

Connor: I know. Ye made the mistake of calling me friendly.

Shana: I've got it! Fang-free and proud to be me!

[booksetlooks-blog]

The Undead Next Door

Robby: We could make a statement to the press that ye did have cosmetic surgery. It might put an end to the speculation.

Jean-Luc: Non.

Gregori: Or we could tell them you're locked up in a psycho ward, completely loony. Everyone would believe that.

Jean-Luc: Or I could tell them I'm in prison for murdering an obnoxious marketing vice president.

Angus: I vote for that one.

[booksetlooks-blog]

“I think you’ve made quite an impression on Bethany. The toy mum who lives in the dollhouse has a new boyfriend named John. He’s a G.I. Joe doll who looks like he could beat the crap out of the Ken living in the closet.”

— Emma to Jean-Luc. The Undead Next Door, by Kerrelyn Sparks

[onceuponaceecee]

“Love never came with a guarantee. It was always a leap of faith.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks, Love at Stake: The Undead Next Door

[onceuponaceecee]

Sheriff: Look Mr Sharp, I don't appreciate foreigners coming here and shootin' our squirrels.

Jean Luc: I didn't shoot it.

Sheriff: Right, it was a suicide.

[myfantasyquotes-blog]

““Sounds wonderful.” Heather sighed. “I’ve always wanted to see Paris. I hear the rats are really special.””

— Kerrelyn Sparks, Love at Stake

[mariangienoble]

“Angus glared at the young Vamp. “I might be willing to forgive ye for drinking my Blissky, if ye’ll tell me what’s wrong with the bairn.” “The what? Sprechen sie English, dude.” Gregori said. “The bairn, the wee babe. I want to know what’s wrong.” “Oh.””

—

Kerrelyn Sparks - Love at Stake #3 Be Still My Vampire Heart

(I love Angus and Gregori’s arguements xD)

[mariangienoble]

“Gregori jumped to his feet. “You can’t hurt me. Roman needs me to sell his stuff.” “And if ye stopped making yer commercials, would Vamps stop drinking Roman’s stuff and turn to the competitor?” Angus asked. With a frown, Gregori loosened his tie. “There is no competition. Roman is the sole producer of synthetic blood.” “Ah.” Angus slid a finger down the single-edged blade of his sgian dubh. “Ye see, I’ve watched enough telly to know what the proper term is for the likes of you. Ye’re what we call an expendable crew member.””

—

Kerrelyn Sparks - Love at Stake #3 Be Still My Vampire Heart

(I love how Angus scares&intimidates Gregori xD)

[misshugot]

It's Fiction

Zoltan: Do you know of any authors similar to Jane Austen?

Domokos: Excuse me?

Zoltan: I need some books like Pride and Prejudice.

Domokos: Ah. Have you taken a sudden interest in Regency England?

Zoltan: I’m buying some gifts. I need to make friends with a group of women.

Domokos: Women?

Zoltan: You heard me. Any ideas?

Domokos: My wife likes to read historical romance novels. I believe they are quite similar.

Zoltan: All right. I’ll get some of those.

Domokos: My wife is also particularly fond of vampire romance.

Zoltan: Are you serious? Do people really write those? And read them?

Domokos: I’m afraid so, my lord. They appear to be quite popular.

Zoltan: Why? We’re dead half the time. And until recently, we couldn’t father children.

Domokos: I believe the writers are focusing on your other attributes, my lord. Your prowess in the bedchamber, my lord.

Zoltan: How would they know what I’m doing in bed?

Domokos: They don’t, my lord. It’s fiction.

Zoltan: Oh. Right.

Domokos: Although they do seem to make the heroes all extremely gifted and well endowed. With skills that are quite legendary. (shrugs) Like I said, it’s fiction.”

[comparisonswithsummerdays]

“Love doesn’t please itself by seeking revenge. Love sacrifices itself for the good of others.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks, Be Still My Vampire Heart

[myfantasyquotes-blog]

“Did he place an ad in the paper—Wanted: small army of kilted Highlanders?”

— Kerrelyn Sparks, Love at Stake

[flawedtalent-blog]

Robby gave her a skeptical look. “Ye’re an angel of death. No offense, but I would call that a wee bit of harm.” “We’re called Deliverers, actually. And we’re not supposed to take someone before their time.” “How does that work?” Gregori lifted his camera, focusing on her. “I mean do you just go down a line, saying, ‘Eenie meenie mynie moe, sorry, dude you gotta go’?”

[vamplvr81]

““Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror. A mortal female in full rage.””

— Shanna Whelan, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire-by Kerrelyn Sparks

[mariangienoble]

“Shanna: “All of them? My, don’t we think highly of ourselves.” Roman: “I have some special talents.” Shanna: “Oh, I bet you do. I bet that poor girl in the trunk could say a lot about your special talents.” Roman: “She’s incapable of speech.” Shanna: “Well, duh! Once you kill someone, they tend to be lousy conversationalists.””

— Kerrelyn Sparks - Love at Stake #1 How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

[casliyn]

Create a post-election safety plan for the upcoming 2020 Presidental Election.

Slides Created and Arranged By: @clevergirlcraftings on Instagram