"We're All Just Human Beans"

A killjoy's lunchbox

[mjalti]

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothcula]

OHHHHHH SHIT HAPPY FUCKIN PRIDE BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[drcaligosto-moving]

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

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[edwardashley]

HAROLD…

[joannekelly]

just a couple gals bein’ pals

[riovidalll]

full offense but Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner are the new power couple come at me I’m here for this gay shit

[captainwpunk]

i gasped so softly.

[planetary-joe]

psa: dancin's not a crime

unless u do it without me ;)

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[seashellronan]

the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going around calling everything you don’t like gay and we’re making fun of that dumb mindset and taking away the power of it and having fun and yall still come onto every gay satire post with this “what if straight people said this about you” like you have?? that’s why the post was made in the first place i don’t understand how yall are this oblivious it’s honestly baffling to me

[michelleion]

some pro-life piece of shit: how would u feel … if someone … aborted YOu

my suicidal ass: :^)

[sunshinelixies]

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

[killerchickadee]

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

[perpdurp-deactivated20200922]

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

[swordlesbianopinions]

.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]

[jake-1356]

Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

[swordlesbianopinions]

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

[meridiangrimm]

I went looking for this post specifically and only just realized that the op was the same person

[swordlesbianopinions]

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

[mahboi]

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[sharkboxes]

[atournamentoflies]

Visit Original Link

“Walkin’ On the Sun” - Smash Mouth

It ain’t no joke I’d like to buy the world a toke And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars Hey I know it’s just a song but it’s spice for the recipe This is a love attack I know it went out but it’s back. It’s just like any fad it retracts before impact And just like fashion it’s a passion for the with it and hip If you got the goods they’ll come and buy it just to stay in the clique Chorus: So don’t delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you’re still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer is shun you might as well be walkin’ on the sun Twenty-five years ago they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin’ and clappin’ man what the hell happened Then some were spellbound some were hellbound Some they fell down and some got back up and Fought back ‘gainst the melt down And their kids were hippie chicks all hypocrites Because fashion is smashin’ the true meaning of it Repeat Chorus It ain’t no joke when a mama’s handkerchief is soaked With her tears because her baby’s life has been revoked The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up Mr. Wizard can’t perform no godlike hocus-pocus So don’t sit back kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack Put away the crack before the crack puts you away You need to be there when your baby’s old enough to relate Repeat Chorus