One Small Step

a rpc resource blog manned by Mars

[planetmarsrph]

Every so often another mun who followed me first will, bafflingly, write my VERY CLEARLY NONHUMAN MUSE a starter or meme response in which they respond as though they are human. I have my about page in the pinned post, I have a post begging people to read the basic muse information, and still, potential rp partners somehow get the idea, by not reading literally anything on my blog for the slightest iota of a moment, that my muse is human. How do I get this to stop happening??? 😭

I don't know what specifically you mean by 'NonHuman' given that's a term that can be used for both animal critters and monster creatures.

But at that point you have to be blunt, but polite. tell your writing partners in private that, Hey! you know they're excited to write with you, but your muse is not human, that you do not wish to have them treated like they are

if all goes well they will absolutely understand and change their starters and replies if asked and/or informed of this.

Unfortunately i don't know if there's a good way to get this point across publicly without running into that same frustration of not everyone reading it/the post getting buried under all your other posts.

[planetmarsrph]

radiotv solutions quotes that haunt me

sorry it's been a minute since i last made a proper meme, have one based on my favorite group of funnies that bring me joy in no particular order. warnings for suggestive languange, mention of drugs adjust pronouns as necessary

"Telling lies like a Pinocchio."

"And all of his brothers are here to judge him."

"Lookout [name]! Hotted Boobs up ahead!"

"Coo---o-o-www-ww--w----w-w B--b-b---bbb-b-o--o----y--y-ss-s---ssss"

"I want more time for nasty fuckin."

"[sender] justifies why she thinks [reciever] is lying."

"It's a pretty convincing argument."

"There's nothing out there."

"Mr. Clean must be all doped up, on crack!"

"we were trying to make a Gay Stop in Little Dickaly, and they banned us!"

"He- he woke up from an awful dream with a lured woman that told him 'you must put a chocolate baby in me sire, quickly'."

"I dunno, I think it's a pretty good prank to have to force your neighbors to go back to hell."

"so the title was 'Mon Repas Durant Un Temps De Tristesse; Un Pizza Je N'Oublierai Jamais' which means uh- 'my dinner in a time of sadness: a pizza i will never forget'."

"what's the backrooms?"

"[name], titty boob huge fuck!"

"[name] will say cum when she doesn't know what to add to the conversation."

[planetmarsrph]

I’m gonna bite your muse

Hi There!! Unfortunately This isn't an RP blog and never was. I'm just a space man making sporadically random content i want to see in the rpc

[planetmarsrph]

You are allowed to send antagonizing anons about my muse

(i was gonna put this on my rp blog last night, but i decided to make it a post on here so anyone else who likes antagonistic anons can reblog it as well without borking my notifs)

people are allowed to send anons about what goes on on my blog and the circle of blogs that interact with me, this includes trying to get under my muses skin or tell them the hard truths about what is happening, or even about their fellow friends and enemies!

berate them for putting up with something dumb, point out flaws in someone's story, mention how something they believe is not the truth, do it, have fun!

just be sure that the antagonistic anon you sent is directed at the muse, not the mun, and make sure to read the rules of the blog you wish to send anons to, some antagonizing might be seen as godmodding and will go unanswered or blocked.

[planetmarsrph]

If you plan to do tag games, remember to add the title and the rules of it to your post!

its a little frustrating when all that's posted are the results and not the rules or title of the original. it's not going to break the flow of your blog's aesthetic to keep them, i promise you

[planetmarsrph]

Send "different time, different place" for a starter or drabble in an au i have but haven't utilized yet

[planetmarsrph]

Reblog if you encourage having Magic Anons thrown your way!

you know what used to be so fun to do? Magic Anons! they used to give everyone a chance to try out little 'what if' scenarios and goofy silly things that could get the writing juices flowing, and gave their partners incentive to interact! So if you encourage and accept magic anons why not reblog this to let everyone know!

please note: you are always allowed to deny any m!as that you do not feel like doing or make you uncomfortable. there are no rules that say you should be forced to do them

[planetmarsrph]

If you ever need to find reblogged things, the notifs dropdown has tabs to filter out specific things

[planetmarsrph]

Hi op are we allowed to save your communication meme or would you prefer just reblogs

hi i just saw this!! you're allowed to do whatever you'd like with it, no credit needed

[planetmarsrph]

something i made while ranting to a friend

[planetmarsrph]

oh wow i should get back to using this blog, huh

[planetmarsrph]

Super quick community labels guide

ok so!! here's a super quick guide to the new update, this is my first time actually making something like this so bare with me

first you're gonna want to head to account settings, right at the top of your settings page, this is where everything will be found. if you don't see the new update right away, reload the page and it should be there

next, depending on if you're an adult and want to see certain things like sexual content, you're going to want to go to where it says Birthday, right under where Language is. i'm not going to type in my birthday right now for personal reasons. your birth year should already be locked and loaded since you are asked for your age before creating a tumblr. so long as you used your actual age, you should be fine.

scrolling down you'll find what's the most important part of this update: the community labels. these will help you filter out specific content you want to see, or don't want to see.

Now, to use these lables you're going to want to use the beta editor, it's got it's kinks, i know. But, it's clear they're trying to push users into using it instead.

When you open it up, there's a community labels dropdown right next to the "post now" drop down, again, if that's not showing up right away, reload your page

all that you need to do is check either just mature or one of the 3 toggles for the specific label your post needs.

If nothing shows up despite reloading your page(s) then it must be a case of the update only rolling out for a select few and then everyone all at once, like most updates tend to go, if that's the case, have patience, it will show up for you eventually, sometimes these things take a bit of time

[planetmarsrph]

shit discord says, part 2

a list of starters from converstations me and my friends have  on discord, because i feel bad for abandoning this blog, warning for suggestive language

“Love being a manlet, MILFs love me”

“[name] straight up just posted a file name”

“You what? spit it out you discount Orange iceblock”

“I would sell my titty milk if i were lactating”

“I have to build a cross give me a sec”

“If you’re in my walls i apologize for the raucous sounds your mother makes when i plow her at night”

“yeah malewife’s father is kinda insane i don’t stan him”

“why does my mcdonalds diet coke taste like pain?”

“you look like you could be one of my ucnles”

“Oh no, [name]’s italian”

“bourgeoise isnt a real word i hate the french”

“Isn’t dutch just another word for german?”

“the dutch are from the Netherlands bestie!!”

[kory-anderss]

9 dominique mcelligott icons

under the cut is 9 100x100 icons of dominique mcelligott as queen maeve in the the boys episode ‘the name of the game’. screencaps were taken and edited by me. please like or reblog this post if you use them.

Keep reading

[absintherph]

DELIGHTFULLY EDGY SONIC FORCES QUOTES SPOKEN BY INFINITE SENTENCE STARTERS

There is no reason to resist.  Your savior is no more.

All that anxiety and doubt …    It’s delicious.

This wasn’t part of my agenda, but I’m always happy to crush a hero.

Well, look who’s back from the dead.  

But what’s that I smell ?    You reek of fear.

The source of my power is none of your concern.

You’re not even worth the effort to finish off. 

Yes, but he was powerless against me.  There is no need for concern.

More ants to crush.  I wonder if this world can offer me a real challenge.

Are you going to fight and die here ?    Or, run away in fear again ? 

I will teach you fear, then pain, and then …    well, at least the fear and pain will end.

I remember you.  You ran from me before.

You survived then, but you throw it all away now.  Curious.

No matter.  They have only two days left.  Let them contemplate the inevitable until I end this once and for all. 

And by    “ tactical retreat ”    you mean to say,    “ flee with our tails between our legs. ”

I’m quite displeased about this, Doctor.

I’ve been looking forward to finishing you and your annoying friends.

What !?    Who dares !?

I will burn your resistance to ashes, and you along with it !

Make peace with your fate, because your lives are now over ! 

Impossible.  I cannot be defeated.

Ah, and still more wonderful, a not-so-tall, dark and brooding guest has arrived.

Weaklings like him are of no consequence.

You say you do not know me and yet, I remember you so very well

He’s calling ME weak ?!    No … !    I am not weak.  I’m …    I’m not.  I’m not weak !    I AM NOT WEEEEAAAAK !    URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!

That day, I gave up my own unsightly face.  And I let go of the old me, the one that was so weak, so that I could become stronger.

And then, at last …    I obtained the power.  The power to make all yield to my will.

I …    was …    REBORN !

I’ve only become what I am because of you, yet you don’t remember.

But I suppose that’s the way it goes. It simply means that the old me was too weak, too pathetic to remember.

And now, you’ve become nothing more than an insect, waiting to be crushed underfoot.

I didn’t expect to see you come back alive, but you must admit, it was a truly wonderful show, wasn’t it ?        

[niixzee]

›       𝐏𝐒𝐃  𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒  /    𝟎𝟑𝟑  .

i  am  giving  away  this  PSD  coloring  here.   HAPPY  SPOOPY  SEASON.    𝐗𝐎  ―   𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐁𝐁 !

[edenmemes]

hades sentence starters

more to be added !

❝ somebody else came through earlier. you should have seen the look on my face when it wasn’t you! ❞ ❝ right now i wouldn’t talk to me if i were you. ❞ ❝ the only one responsible for all of this is you. and i thought even you would have understood that by now. ❞ ❝ look, i don’t hold grudges, you know that. ❞ ❝ for our sparring practice, there’s no teacher than the real thing. ❞ ❝ either your limitless power has considerably waned, are you are up to something. ❞ ❝ i risked everything by helping you out there. ❞ ❝ keep following that heart of yours. it’s good enough a guide, believe me. ❞ ❝ you always seem in good spirits, though. ❞ ❝ you are going to get me in a heap of trouble before all is said and done. ❞ ❝ i’ll hear no more such wicked lies, half-truths, or quarter-truths. ❞ ❝ well, if you won’t say it, i’ll say it. good-bye. ❞ ❝ you should be ashamed of yourself, and learn your place. ❞ ❝ this look like a shoulder to cry on to you? ❞ ❝ i always had doubts the gods were listening. that they could even hear. ❞ ❝ i was just checking up on you, just…let me know if you wanted to talk, for any reason. ❞ ❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s that the three fates always get their way. ❞ ❝ hey, you’re not alone. you’re not alone, ok? ❞ ❝ i grieve for you, my friend. ❞ ❝ this is where you belong. you feel out of place? where would you even go? your place is here. ❞ ❝ your path is yours to shape as you see fit, regardless of the fates’ design. ❞ ❝ you’re no god! you’re nothing but a piece of trash, born into all of this. ❞ ❝ you seem to have me all figured out. and here i thought we were still getting to know each other. ❞ ❝ leave me be, and don’t think you’re going to be so lucky next time we meet out there. ❞ ❝ you have the tendency to ask too many questions. ❞ ❝ don’t get on my father’s bad side like that and you’re going to be fine. ❞ ❝ how’s your endless toil treating you? ❞ ❝ i get what i want around here. ❞ ❝ don’t you dare look at my like that. ❞ ❝ life isn’t particularly fair. i’d have expected you to know as much. ❞ ❝ i’m leaving. try and stop me. ❞ ❝ never met a god that bleeds like you. red. like a worthless mortal. ❞ ❝ i got to hanf it to you. you don’t back down. you don’t ever back down. ❞ ❝ i’ve a tip for you: don’t be slow! ❞ ❝ there’s something that i’ve wished to tell you: there’s no shame in your upbringing. ❞ ❝ i have known too many far too proud to accept help, even when it was sorely needed. ❞ ❝ may you yet come to your senses. ❞ ❝ seems i’m left to thanking myself, since you’re too proud to do it. ❞ ❝ fight like i’d fight out there. ❞ ❝ you left, without so much as telling me good-bye. ❞ ❝ you’ve such weak blood, and such a temperament… ❞ ❝ i am very, very sure i haven’t murdered anyone. ❞ ❝ i am truly blessed simply to have made your acquantince. ❞ ❝ you wish to take advantage of my pity? ❞ ❝ i’ve always wanted to kill a god. you’ll have to do. ❞ ❝ you don’t have to give me something in return, it was a gift! ❞ ❝ you know i’d take you if i could. ❞ ❝ you’ve only me. and i have only you. ❞ ❝ you appear to have grown stronger since when last we interacted. ❞ ❝ please…it was never my wish to hurt you. ❞ ❝ death is your only family. ❞ ❝ don’t know how come everybody doesn’t sing. lightens the mood, passes the time. what’s not to like? ❞ ❝ you come from the bowels of hell. this is not your place. ❞ ❝ you’re nothing like your father. i mean that as a compliment. ❞ ❝ i just hope that their intentions are as pure as they appear. ❞ ❝ don’t be sad, pretty much everybody dies sometime. ❞ ❝ i’ve done some things that maybe aren’t great. ❞ ❝ actions beat intentions. ❞ ❝ sometimes, our hearts become so full that they could burst. if only you could see how much i care. ❞ ❝ wait, you’re not serious. that famous sense of humor shining through. ❞ ❝ i shall make myself quite clear in one respect: i fear i have a lack of patience for discussion. ❞ ❝ thought i might find you all the way out here. although, quite frankly, i’m surprised you’re still alive. ❞ ❝ absolute silence is my general preference. it may not be yours. ❞ ❝ don’t tell anyone about this, understand? ❞ ❝ i told you i don’t need your help. ❞ ❝ you’re much too modest for someone with such a number of heroic deeds to their name. ❞ ❝ if anybody asks, we’re even. ❞ ❝ we had a lovely time getting to know each other. we laughed, we cried! ❞ ❝ what’s the matter, you gone soft or something? ❞ ❝ be sure to add those to the list of words you’ll eat someday. ❞ ❝ you know i’d do just about anything to aid you. ❞ ❝ you’ve always cared for me. i can’t ever repay you for that. ❞ ❝ li just thought i’d say, that was well fought back there. ❞ ❝ changed your mind yet, or looking for more pain and suffering? ❞ ❝ maybe get some sleep or something? you look pretty beat. ❞ ❝ look, i’ve got a reputation to uphold. ❞ ❝ you don’t have what it takes. nobody does. ❞ ❝ there’s no returning to the way things used to be. ❞ ❝ can i offer you some words of advice? get over yourself. ❞ ❝ fear is for the weak. ❞ ❝ you now what i like about you? the way you bleed. ❞ ❝ may all the death you bring become the stuff of legends told in fearful mortal whisperings around the world. ❞ ❝ i just happen to think you deserve better than you’ve got. ❞ ❝ no love without pain. ❞ ❝ you know what? i think we’re finished here. ❞ ❝ i know you’re not in a good spot right now. ❞ ❝ what you’re attempting is impossible. ❞ ❝ i’m not your practice partner, fool. ❞ ❝ first you defy me openly, and now you lie. ❞ ❝ admit it. you can’t stop thinking about me. ❞ ❝ maybe this might numb the pain a bit. ❞ ❝ something’s troubled me a little, about you. ❞ ❝ your failure is quite easily imagined. how often it recurs! ❞ ❝ found this, thought of you and all that, so…here. ❞ ❝ how i love these unexpected little run-ins with you. ❞ ❝ what brings you back around this way again? ❞ ❝ now what’s the matter? it’s like you’ve been up feasting day and night, you’re barely standing, everything ok? ❞ ❝ if it wasn’t you proposing it, i’d like to call it madness. ❞ ❝ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. ❞ ❝ i’ll do my best. for both our sakes. ❞ ❝ you fight so desperately. at first i thought you simply lacked in patience. but now i see it’s urgency that drives you. ❞ ❝ thank you for making me feel welcome in your pleasant home. can’t say the same for most places i’ve been lately. ❞   ❝ look at you, you’re hurt there pretty bad. ❞     ❝ you just stick with me, i’ve always time for you. ❞ ❝ you look a little down and so i was just wondering, would you perchance fancy a song right now? ❞ ❝ i get the feeling we’re starting off on the wrong foot. ❞ ❝ don’t suppose i can talk you into fighting back this time? ❞ ❝ go occupy yourself someplace else. ❞ ❝ don’t feel bad! it had to happen! but if it’s any consolation, it’ll probably happen again! ❞ ❝ you’re running from yourself. ❞ ❝ i am not interested in having company, especially from you. ❞ ❝ my faith is prone to shakiness sometimes. ❞ ❝ you’re not your father, thank the gods. ❞ ❝ i’d ask you to join me for a drink, but i know you’ve a task ahead of you, and liquor dulls the senses. ❞ ❝ you’re more stubborn than you’re father. i never thought that such a thing was possible. ❞ ❝ remember, next time, that on my whim i can take everything from you. ❞ ❝ haven’t we had more than enough of each other by now? ❞ ❝ i get the feeling i’m being watched. ❞ ❝ you’ve berated me repeatedly and often. ❞ ❝ you ever lose somebody dear to you? ❞ ❝ as you grow long in years, perhaps you shall learn better judgement as to whom to trust, and whom to never, ever disrespect. ❞ ❝ stay focused on the hunt, and it’ll help keep the pain at bay. ❞ ❝ you are just so spontaneous, and i’ve a liking for that sort of thing! ❞ ❝ no one gets out of here, whether dead or alive. ❞ ❝ what is it that you’re after, really…? ❞ ❝ sometimes i wonder what’s going through your head. ❞ ❝ i can do this. i can do this. i can do this. ❞ ❝ just checking in on you, but i’ll be on my way again shortly. ❞ ❝ you would speak to me of foolish mistakes? ❞ ❝ do not question my power. ❞ ❝ i was really hoping we could change the subject. please? ❞ ❝ finally you cleared the mess you caused. ❞ ❝ normally they grovel, then they scream. they shut up eventually, but not you. at least, not yet. ❞ ❝ you know, you ain’t near as bad as i’d heard! ❞ ❝ so now you know. but, only half the truth. ❞ ❝ they say both gods and mortals are notoriously poor at estimating how long it takes to get anything done. ❞ ❝ by my estimation, you have slain at least a thousand souls. ❞ ❝ everyone’s saying i went easy on you. ❞ ❝ privileges are earned, not begged for. ❞ ❝ i can no longer tolerate my life here in this place. ❞ ❝ i am leaving, even if it kills me. ❞ ❝ you cannot change the course that has been set. try all you like. ❞      ❝ we don’t all share the same demeanor, nor see eye to eye. though all of us, i think, wish you the best. ❞ ❝ i’ve known great men throughout my life, and i can always tell when someone’s better than their circumstances. ❞ ❝ i lay the blame entirely upon you, yes. who else? ❞ ❝ do not mess with me right now. ❞