hnnngh

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[profusedinmelancholy]

Yes

[profusedinmelancholy]

Bonus

[profusedinmelancholy]

I’m screaming

[profusedinmelancholy]

More

[queen-haiz]

[baturday]

[abloodymess]

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

[tish-tasch-deactivated20170316]

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

[adriofthedead]

me as a bat

[ecdysozoa]

I’m in love with this bat

[xekstrin]

“fuck it, good enough.”

[will-work-for-progress]

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

[fluffyanimalsaregreat-deactivat]

People need to see this. 

[zinge]

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3

[alpacakeeper-deactivated2021072]

[thewearysavantponders]

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

[vbartilucci]

The grateful VERY dead.

[waywardwes9]

The Four Horsemen

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness

[tkkatherineblog]

[miiriya]

you ain’t grading a college paper

[vanlifunhouse-deactivated202101]

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[honey-heroin]

[nature-porn]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[orriculum]

It’s like a vangogh..

[sweethoneydew]

If you were looking for a sign that your “fresh start” will actually be a fresh start this time, this is it. Your fresh start begins now. You’ve healed, you’ve grown. It is finally time. -S.C.

[blease-deactivated20190729]

[sift]

via weheartit

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[aries-saunter]

When u look at OP but this time it’s not one-time-i-dreamt

[intimacys]