[huffylemon]

are these my only options

[what-even-is-thiss]

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

[fivemanwaltz]

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

[modogoblin]

[thyrell]

i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

[katamaricolleague]

[entropybegets]

I know it’s boring and square to deconstruct a joke, but Morbius was great fun, both Matt Smith & Jared Leto were excellent, and if half the people watched it that were dunking on it, they’d see it was quality.

[thyrell]

EVERYONE LOOK!! THIS FREAKIN STOOGE WATCHED MORBIUS!!!!!!

[luisonte]

Así me comía yo todas las piezas

[weaver-z]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[novi-la]

HOW I LOVE IT

[smalleststories]

i love how everyone has a coworker they immediately call. everyone has that one friend who would save you from the headless customer.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[twyrine]

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

[official-johnny-joestar]

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

[memewhore]

[pr1nceshawn]

One Way To Get A Girls Number After Matching On Tinder.

[julius-novachrono]

[friendraichu]

@convivalchucker congrats on making the best possible reply to this post

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogg]

[annastaia]

The type of life I want to be living.

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much