Plantpirating

I'm a jaybean, so this is things jaybeans like: monsters, plants, insects, furbeasts, magic, science...you know, things jaybeans like...

[plantpirating]

And yea tho I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, the cleric of the god of rot and decay, he comforts me.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[plantpirating]

Twelve years late for this one...

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[plantpirating]

American pres has cabinet meeting. This is the news :

[a-sentient-cup]

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

[a-sentient-cup]

[a-sentient-cup]

hehe

[bisexualisopod]

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

[a-sentient-cup]

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

[iliketoseamooveit]

70 days....

[totally-cis-offical]

I saw it and was like “about 2 months left that’s pretty long I thought the max was 1 week”

And then I realized this is from years ago

[blahaj-number-2]

69

[plantpirating]

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[analogue-dragon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Damn, missed it again

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Happy Bog Day!

[quasistarjudgement]

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT’S FINALLY HERE

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[shisasan]

May 14, 1915 The Diaries of Franz Kafka 1914-1923 [May 8. Lost all regularity in writing. END ID]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Happy May 14th to those who have lost all regularity in their writing

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[pixelartpeach]

gonth

[pixelartpeach]

wait

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[thischick25]

[thischick25]

I blazed this post yesterday as a kind of "event" for one of Tumblr's unofficial "holidays", and right now it's a little bit past the halfway point in the campaign (it was approved later than I expected).

I have to say it's not doing badly, and has been an interesting experience to follow!

[manyblinkinglights]

Is this literally what it is? It’s just It’s Gonna Be May but we’re riffing on his hair? Please, I’m so gullible. This is the real thing that it is, right?

[thischick25]

Yup! It went from captioned screenshots or gifs of Justin Timberlake from the music video making fun of his pronunciation of "me" as "may" (+/- the "roses are red" type poetry), that specifically say "It's Gonna Be May",

To unrelated (and often uncaptioned) pictures of Justin from any old thing/era, that people understood as "it's gonna be May",

To an obscure reference to his "ramen noodle hair" era vis-a-vis a block of uncooked ramen that takes the place of the picture of Justin!

So now, during the last week of April when you see:

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few days,

Then you understand via the chain of logic that "uncooked ramen noodles" = unrelated photo of Justin Timberlake = "it's gonna be May"!

[curlicuecal]

This is one of my favorite memes because it's so many levels iterated from the original. :3

Anyway here's another:

[lizardlicks]

it's like the dodge ball now representing Apollos gift of prophecy to random Tumblr posts. we're starting to speak in hieroglyphics