DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU ARE A TERF

***I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD NEED TO SPECIFY THIS, BUT PLEASE DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE/READING COMPREHENSION, I HAVE HAD MEDICAL PROBLEMS IN THE PAST THAT AFFECTED THESE THINGS*** 23 year old queer. ***MY BLOG IS LGBT+ AND QUEER SAFE*** I am an inclusionist and I am anti-MAP and NOMAP, anti-DDLG, anti-TERF, etc. Anybody else wanna steal the title "Pro-Life" from pro birthers? I don't feel like they've earned it. Feel free to message me, I don't bite!

[fruitandfitspo]

[roozmatazz]

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

[thesassyducks]

“INCOMING 😂 listen to those little feet hehe”

(Source)

[dyradoodles]

@symbruary day 29 - Favorite official work!

THE NATIVITY/FIRST HOST!!!! SLEEPER’S JUST A GODDAMN GOO BALL!!! A BALL OF SLUDGE!!! A BABY SLIME!!!!

[turtlewithteeth]

Five things came out in one fucking day. Which one are you??

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““The party that casually crosses sexual boundaries together stays together?””

— - Our fighter after being given guidance through a slap on the ass

[drillheadonfire-deactivated2014]

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

[comradesleep]

horses that don’t like labels

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[dscrainbowdash]

REBLOGGING FOR ACCURACY

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

new character sonichu invented by me, do not steal

[theaudientvoid]

It occurs to me that a fair amount of the people on this site are too young to remember Sonichu and this terrifies me.

[maleathena]

It was censored on Instagram

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

This somehow makes it funnier and more ominous but less scarring

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

[ondrium]

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[shut-up-hippie]

Today is a Jewish holiday! 

[draconym]

I can't stop thinking about how much mole skeletons remind me of whale skeletons.

We're all familiar with Space Whales but nobody ever talks about Space Moles. Or Desert Whales. Or Giant Ocean Moles. And that's terrible.

[gallusrostromegalus]

What is a Mole, if not a Tiny Dirt Whale? they’re really rather like sperm whales, hunting invertabrates by thier vibrations in total darkness.

Or perhaps a Whale is a very Large Water Mole, with it’s vibration-sensitive organs behind a vibration-amplifying balloon?  

The only real difference I can think of between them is that moles don’t have a built-in sonic weapon to the best of my knowledge.

[draconym]

Considering some moles can swim I expect it will not be very long before they become very large and start using echolocation.

[gallusrostromegalus]

YES

MASSIVE CLAWED WHALE

NASAL TENTACLES AS LONG AS A MAN

GIANT SQUID COMMENTS: “the Sperm whales were bad but this is just fucking offensive.”

[draconym]

[gallusrostromegalus]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[mogaicore]

I have a lot of love for aro ppl tonight

[pettycentral]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh fuck y’all. i can’t breathe for real

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[breelandwalker]

ROLL INTIATIVE

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[dragongyrlwren]

I JUST TRIED TO FIND THIS ON YOUTUBE THANK YOU

[thegremlincat]

hoooooooow?

[bufordtannen]

I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

Pretty boys with the bowtie, get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate,  come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

[transwarlock]

hi please unfollow me if you’re “anti pansexual” or whatever, I wholeheartedly support pan people and believe they are not inherently biphobic/transphobic, die mad about it

[transwarlock]

we need to do a better job as bi people at spotting these clowns, because they hope we’ll follow them, and eventually come to the conclusion that pansexuality is inherently biphobic and transphobic.

I just had to block another one I’d been following for weeks. these fuckers are sneaky and deserve absolutely none of your time.

[theanimalmemes]

A dancing baby goat

(via)

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)