@zombieprongs - Tumblr Blog

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

I absolutely failed at doing this:

junkyarded

the worst form of posting invented on this site is to draw 2 featureless mannequins acting out some twee generic ship bullshit so that anybody can apply anything they want to it. the perfect distillation of why the vast majority of fandom content is such dull repetitive slop.

junkyarded

in case there's any confusion

probuccalfat

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

soapijabroni

Tumblr gets first dibs on more fem macden

sodomit

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

sleepy-bebby

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

mystrothedefender

neckfat

silver-stargazing

Mac Week 2026: Project Badass Monday

Mac + Applause from the Audience for being badass

socialistexan

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

semi-sweet-dee

The gang + text posts

steelycunt

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!