'' 18-carat run of bad luck ''

 //Indie Roleplay blog for Fallout New Vegas' Benny.

[deddypool]

   ;; Deddypool ;;

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere  Imagination, life is your creation

— Home — Ask — Submit –- Indie Deadpool Roleplay account, semi-selective, based on nothing and everything.

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B O Y,  I bet you’d stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell.  Meanwhile, you’re too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin’ out your ass singing,  "Holy Miss Moley,G O T   M E    A    L I V E    O N E !   ‘‘

Indie Otis B Driftwood blog from the movies ‘House of a 1000 Corpses’ & ‘The Devil’s Rejects.’

[platinumcheckers]

"Never did feel terribly welcome here."

I N B O X --- M E M E S A C C E P T I N G

‘‘ That ain’t too big of a surprise now, is it cupcake?   What, with the NCR constantly puking their drunk minds out onto the streets.And those  F U C K I N G  tin cans panting down your neck--Oh and let’s not talk about the cannibals and the backstabbing whore traps.  B A B Y--- Feel welcome to Vegas!  ‘’

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B O Y,  I bet you’d stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell.  Meanwhile, you’re too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin’ out your ass singing,  "Holy Miss Moley,G O T   M E    A    L I V E    O N E !   ‘‘

Indie Otis B Driftwood blog from the movies ‘House of a 1000 Corpses’ & 'The Devil’s Rejects.’

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“I’d kill for a drink, well actually I have.”

I N B O X --- M E M E S A C C E P T I N G

‘‘ Is that really the kind of thing you say to a casino owner, surrounded by bodyguards? ‘‘ Benny tilted his head, an obvious sign of disbelief planted on his face, as well as a small non-hostile smile because, truth be told, he found it a funny comment. 

‘‘ Because if so-- You need to be reeducated. ‘‘

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”It’s nothing….I just got something in my eye.”

I N B O X --- M E M E S  A C C E P T I N G

‘‘ G O D D A M N --- I hope that’s true now.Otherwise, baby, you’ve got issues. ‘’ Benny scratched his neck, feeling awkward with the situation, he himself never showed too much emotion, and to have someone drop a tear in front of him, it had somewhat of an irritating effect, he hated it.‘‘ Never show too much emotion ‘kid, it makes you predictable. ‘‘

[inboxideas]

Anonymously give my character relationship advice.

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[platinumcheckers]

“There ain’t nothing like real jazz.”

I N B O X --- M E M E S  A C C EP T I N G

‘‘ Jazz?-- Sweetheart, i only play jazz in my casino because it fills the silence inside the heads of the consumer. They don’t have to think, as long as they have a ring in their ears, a drink in their hand, and chips on the table.And baby, I'm not the only one. ‘‘

[dovah--kiin]

Fallout 4 Memes

feel free to change pronouns 

 "He’s gone, goddammit.“ ”Nan-ni shimasho-ka?” “Okay, let’s stick together.”  ”It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let something bad happen to you.” “We having fun yet?”   “You have no idea how happy that makes me.” “I’m not here for a dick measuring contest.” “I’m going to need a really sharp ice cream scoop.” “Okay, let’s never do that again.” “You feel me?”   ”Hey tin can, whatcha got to drink?” ”And at this point the only thing I can say is….I’m sorry for the way I treated you.” ”It’s nothing….I just got something in my eye.” “ Unbelievable. You’d be willing to sacrifice your career… for the sake of a machine?” ”Moments like this, I know all that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.” “Well, make up you’re fucking mind!”  “Oh, I know what you’re going to say ‘no comment’.” “I’m sorry you had to see that again.” “Never did feel terribly welcomed here.” “Let’s rest for a minute.”  “Find em!”  ”Truth is, I haven’t been able to rely on anyone since I was a kid.” “There ain’t nothing like real jazz.” ”You know, I think this robot is broken.” “For the sea kingdom!”  “I plan on walking this earth with you until the day I die. That give you any clue?” “The Silver Shroud strikes again!” “What’s worth drinkin’ today?” “Okay, well, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” “You won’t talk when you’re dead.”  “I wouldn’t mind another song.”  “You don’t actually think the clothes spoke to you, right?” “I always have time for you.” “If I lost you, I don’t know what I would do.”  “Oh, we’ll find ya.”  “You good to keep going? I don’t sleep or eat or anything like that. But if ya need to, you do it.” “ You’re the only friend I got. I don’t deserve you being okay with this.” “Ohhh, look out it’s the scary reporter!”  “You can’t trust everyone.”  “I don’t think I stand losing someone I care about for the second time.” “I just wanna get out of this damn heat.” “You want me back on board, right?”  “We live to fight another day and night and day, etc etc” “I’d kill for a drink, well actually I have.”

[platinumcheckers]

"Okay, Benny! Wait...hold on..." The anonymous got out some sort of terminal and started to type something. "Setscale 3.00..." The anonymous said as he typed it in, then suddenly the anon was really huge. "Who's the big man, now?"

W E I R D --- S H I T   Sorta Kinda  Accepting?

‘‘ W H A T  I N  T H E  G O D D A M N ? ‘‘

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    the lucky 38 casino was something of rumor, of mojave legend commonly talked about as the mythic place where mr. robert house hid for two hundred years. stranger things had happened, in truth nothing surprised betsy roe. not anymore. entering the place, it was a ghost of the old world, machines that hadn’t been used in two centuries and securitrons. it needed some sprucing up, no doubt about it but it could be resuscitated easily. going up to the bar, she poured herself a drink, before spotting the checker-suited male.                                                                        ❛ what on earth could y’need from me? ❜

( @platinumcheckers ; sc. )

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His mind focused on a pile of old-world money, Brnny jumped as soon as he heard the lady’s voice, paranoid as he was, especially now that he was on ftop of the food chain, people would try to harm him even more so than before. He had securitrons, but in the end they were just a massive pile of data shelled in a shitload of metal.   ‘’ B A B Y -- You scared me all the way back to the Tops-- Don’t do that again, E V E R ---Did i say needed you?‘’

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❝ I can’t believe we’re talkin' about this right now. ❞

I N B O X --- M E M E S  A C C E P T I N G

‘‘ P U S S Y C A T--      Is there any other time?And don’t be a cliché and say ‘never’. ‘’   His hands were open, his head tilted, his brown eyes would examine the woman in front of him. Sure, his timing might’ve been off, but House learned Benny to catch people off guard, that way they were less likely to think about their answers. 

[platinumcheckers]

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

I N B O X   M E M E S  A C C E P T I N G

‘‘ Yeah yeah-- I get it, you can drop the ‘innoncent’ act now. ‘‘ A single hand waved in the air, one side of his mouth curving up into half of a smile. Not really too concerned on the option she might say no to this, hell, she would, if she tracked him all across the Mojave, she could easily find the courage to do this.‘‘ It’s a sick and twisted thing to hear your ‘nemesis’, or however those eyes see me, ask you to do this, I know.  But baby, face it, House has to go. ‘‘

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Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[platinumcheckers]

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

 I N B O X --- M E M E SA C C E P T I N G

‘‘ I don’t need your sarcasm right now. ‘‘      Benny gulped down his shot of whiskey, placing the empty glass on a rotting wooden table, wich had been standing in the same spot since when he first arrived at the casino.Tired eyes overlooked the strip out of the big window in his office, shaking his head he turned around, pointing a finger at the other.‘‘ But y’know what, you  M I G H T   be right--  ....And i’m not tickling my own ego here.  But as far as the wasteland goes, i’m alright--- Aren’t i? ‘’