My Life in a Pokeball

Shiny hunting blog: @shinyhunterplatinum IG: platinumgallade

[memeuplift]

[platinumgallade]

i’ve started work on a fan pokemon game idea. Since I have no experience in coding or hacking or whatever, it’ll mostly just be in a “strategy guide” form with plot and dialogues. 

It’s called Pokemon Rise and Fall and it’s in the Phara region which is based on Africa. I have a ton of Pokemon already theory designed including regional variants, starters and legendaries. The theme is racial injustice and colonialism. 

I have this cool idea regarding a dark creation trio and dark creator Pokemon who get awakened when the planets align with an outside influence. Think something like The Legend of Korra with the Raava and Vaatu idea but with Pokemon. 

Who knows how far I’ll take this idea, or if I’ll even finish a draft, but I’m hoping I can keep myself motivated enough to finish something lmfao

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[herdirtylittleheart]

Red Hot Summer (2017)

See the whole set at www.patreon.com/herdirtylittleheart

[platinumgallade]

I decided to give pokemon showdown another shot and made a new team turns out it was actually very good and I went undefeated for a good streak

Volcarona @ Heavy-Duty Boots   Ability: Flame Body   EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe   Modest Nature   IVs: 0 Atk   - Bug Buzz   - Quiver Dance   - Fiery Dance   - Hurricane  

Pelipper @ Choice Scarf   Ability: Drizzle   EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD   Modest Nature   - Hurricane   - Air Slash   - U-turn   - Defog  

Rillaboom @ Choice Band   Ability: Grassy Surge   EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe   Jolly Nature   - U-turn   - Grassy Glide   - Knock Off   - Wood Hammer  

Torkoal @ Heat Rock   Ability: Drought   EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def   Relaxed Nature   IVs: 0 Atk   - Body Press   - Lava Plume   - Rapid Spin   - Stealth Rock  

Venusaur @ Black Sludge   Ability: Chlorophyll   EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe   Modest Nature   IVs: 0 Atk   - Growth   - Sludge Bomb   - Weather Ball   - Giga Drain  

Kingdra @ Choice Specs   Ability: Swift Swim   EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe   Mild Nature   - Draco Meteor   - Flip Turn   - Hurricane   - Scald  

[owlet]

transcript: “Oakland is in…. New Jers-[gasp]uuOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH-”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[permissiontocum]

[gemini-1970]

[pettydavis]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peachisperfection]

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[1dietcokeinacan]

I can’t STAND her she’s too fucking on it. The pronunciations

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[elodieunderglass]

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

[saint-batrick]

every single time this crosses my dash, i watch it at LEAST three times in a row.

[witchymarvelspacecase]

@gigistorm

[val-ritz]

The problem with forcibly seizing the assets of, say, Jeff Bezos is that his net worth of $161 billion does not mean he has that in cash. That’s the worth of everything he owns, including stock in his own company.

And the problem with seizing THAT is that it isn’t real. It’s based on confidence and what people might conceivably pay for it. And if you just seize it, that confidence tanks. And then that wealth evaporates.

The problem with capitalism isn’t that there’s a bunch of old dudes sitting on hoards of cash. It’s that they’ve collectively created a system by which they have ludicrous social and economic power based on the PROMISE of hoards of cash. That don’t exist. They have created a social stratum in which debt is money.

That’s why the exhortation is to SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, not GO GRAB ALL THE MONEY. Because the money isn’t real, and the need to go out and get it is blinding people to the fact that it doesn’t need to exist.