[phantomreverie]

[cluttrbugs]

Cubicle Life, 2008

[i2-xmf]

“We wish we were fish” (2004)

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[platinumgeek]

[cluttrbugs]

messy desk, 2005

[cluttrbugs]

Bless this mess!!!! 2003

[malibuklaus]

[amandla]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"SMELLS LIKE SPRING" (2007), ERIN

[cluttrbugs]

2012

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[crappycheese]

[mens-rights-activia]

[weepingwidar]

Georg Wilson (British, 1998) - Strange Pastoral (2025)

[kundst]

Kaloki Nyamai (Ken 1985)

Kana kakwa (2026)

Mixed media, acrylic, collage stitching on canvas

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[fictionandmusic]

I had surgery a couple of years ago. It was minor. But before I went in I read this pamphlet that said one in every thousand surgical patients still feels pain under anesthesia. Most people just drift off and wake up with one less tumor or appendix or leg. But some people feel every slice. They have hands digging around in their chest cavities or wherever. But they're trapped, completely immobile. Can't even scream. I didn't feel anything when I was under. But I kind of think the one in a thousand is lucky. I mean, at least they're aware. The rest of us? We just sleep. Completely oblivious of what's being taken from us.

-Allison McRoberts, original pilot script of Kevin Can Fuck Himself