Kiss me like the ocean breeze

Luana - 90's babe - libra - BR - she/her

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[dogpuppy]

[bruzum]

[gotoroom303]

😞

[toskarintoast]

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

[toskarintoast]

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

[anxietyproblem]

[bowieography]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[skopostheorie]

[anxietyproblem]

[mondo-grosso]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[kosmogrl]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you