oracle blorbo

platonic oracarl :-)))))))))

[platonic-oracarl]

Ok since I messed up pretty bad with my last Blorbo ask I'll do a better job this time

Saw @the-leviathans-abyss (OOC) doing the 'what ur oc thinks is wrong with them vs. what is actually wrong with them' so I'm gonna take a shot at it.

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I know I already expanded on this with oraclerp, but:

What Oracle thinks is wrong with him: Feeling at times too 'weak' or emotional for an AI that controls the entire internet, unable to digitally resurrect Dr.Stevens

What's ACTUALLY wrong with him: (this part gets v headcannony) Unable to let go of his idea of perfection (which in turn led to Sherub's turn to villainy) unable to properly deal with his feelings ESPECIALLY his grief with Dr.Stevens (which in a way also led to Sherub's turn to villainy), feeling like only if he is in total control that all will be alright (although he was willing to put his feelings aside during Sherub's takeover since he saw no other option)

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What Lanver thinks is wrong with him: too much of a scardey-cat, not being 'cool enough' for his peers

What's ACTUALLY is wrong with him: Being WAY too naive to just how evil his dad is (even though their relationship is wholesome) and thus sometimes pushing through experiences that feel uncomfortable to please his dad, being the APPROPRIATE amount of scaredy-cat when it comes to Eye-related stuff but again, assumes he's in the wrong bc everyone else sees no problem, right?

Also just not realising the sheer gravity of the conflict between The Eye and The Forward Few or the sacrifices to be made to be part of the former. Going through the maze was just an interesting time. Also, wants everyone to get along even when that's barely feasible (like Oracle and Prophet).

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What Sherub thinks is wrong with her: Being a 'failed' experiment of Oracle, her unnatural powers (they're a double-edged sword), being imperfect

What's ACTUALLY wrong with her: Having an inferiority-superiority complex, believing that she has to be in total control for all to be alright, projecting her insecurities onto others and thus making herself think no one likes her, acting morally higher purely on the basis that she's Oracle's Digital Angel even though she crosses many moral lines, assuming the ends justify the means, assuming that being imperfect means being unloveable.

Info about my non-v8 OCs and blorbos under the cut for those curious

What Franklin thinks is wrong with him: being too socially awkward, being unloveable when he's offline, the idea that one bad song will ruin his reputation

What's ACTUALLY wrong with him: unwillingness to confront his trauma over being neglected by his classmates and teachers throughout elementary school AND his trauma over having a terrible dance coach, Maladaptive Daydreaming (made worse by his online persona being basically a way to act out his favorite dreams), unwillingness to make new friends, assuming everyone offline hates him

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What Dr.Cockroach thinks is wrong with him: Being a terrible scientist, never being able to make a proper invention, feeling occasionally outcasted for being the way he is

What's ACTUALLY wrong with him: (this part gets v headcannony) Not being able to move on from his human past, where everyone still assumes that Dr.Herbert Jacques-Yves died a failure, generally unable to see that others don't think of him as a failure, unwillingness to improve from mistakes instead of dwelling on them or just ignoring them, a bit of an inferiority-superiority complex at times, being WAY too chaotic with his work structure

[platonic-oracarl]

I realize a lot of my blorbos and fav characters in general who are not OCs are Scientists or Very Smart. I think I might be biased towards those kinds of characters.

That might also be why I'm obsessed with fictional sentient AIs, there's significant overlap

[platonic-oracarl]

what genre/type of music would be Oracle's favorite in your opinion?

and you know what also asking this for your OCs I wanna know :3

Hmm ok starting with my OCs and then working my way up to Oracle

Sherub: Teto's Execution Clap perfectly fits her, and me thinks her evil self would've liked it. Her evil self would've also liked Kaine's 'Who's running the show'. But in terms of genre, she mostly listens to classical music, but like the intense stuff.

Franklin: Vocaloid, specifically Akita Neru songs. Really doesn't like anything else. He likes a BIT of k-pop but is terrified of stanning any group.

Lanver: Lanver defo listens to vocaloid, but doesn't really have a favorite idol. He might also be into pop music as long as it's family friendly. He does also like 80s/90s rock music, which is an interest he shares with his dad (an idea I admittedly stole from you bc ur the boss when it comes to Prophet). But with him it really is just 'sounds gud going on playlist'

Dr.Cockroach PhD from Monsters vs.Aliens: (I know I've NEVER bought him up but he's my Blorbo ok? I seem to be his only fan in the fandom 😞) Defo likes electronic music and would be intrigued by vocaloid to the point of creating the most cursed utauliod known to humanity. Prefers dance songs, since he canonically does NOT have a good singing voice and probably does not want to be reminded. Does not have a good history with classical music either.

Oracle: I know I never elaborated on it in oraclerp, but he did eventually learn to sing Daisy Bell and obvi loves the song. But I guess he'd have no real favorite genre, he'd find everything cool :-)

[questions-about-blorbos]

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[questions-about-blorbos]

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[platonic-oracarl]

One of the most annoying things about seeing a v8 vid:

Me: *watches a v8 video where Oracle is barely even mentioned, and scrolls to comments*

That One Person: OMG I THINK THIS IS HAPPEN BC ORACLE

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

does your blorbo pay their taxes?

>yes, they file them themselves (correctly)

>yes, they file them themselves (incorrectly)

>yes, they make someone else file them

>no, tax evasion <3<3<3

>no, they're underage/don't make money

>they don't know what taxes are

Does your blorbo pay their taxes

Yes they do it all themself correctly

Yes they do it all themself but incorrectly

Yes but they get someone else to do it for them

No, tax evasion

no they’re underage

They don’t know what taxes are

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[questions-about-blorbos]

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[platonic-oracarl]

This but with Prophet and Landon Fields is LITERALLY THE PLOT OF SINKHOLE

[mister-403]

hello…… i am in need of assistance……….

i think i will be moving most of my project feodorovna stuff to another blog (AGAIN sigh) because i wanted a cohesive-ish storyline ft mini comics but i realized that it’s a ton of work

so i am asking you, the audience (aka the 2 people that will see this), what you want to see out if it!!

what kind of story would you want to see?

text only

text with occasional drawing

drawings only

mysterious fourth option (explain)

Voting ended onJul 15

[megansaysbullshit]

pssst…

[platonic-oracarl]

Ok I know my answer to the poll was text with occasional drawing, but I reconsidered to 'mysterious fourth option' which is 'however is comfortable for u' since I remembered writing do be difficult

[cannabiscomrade]

I wasn’t going to derail the disability pride month post for people with peanut allergies but in relation to that topic

I have never seen another allergy that has been so viscerally hated and mocked by people working in education like nut allergies. I’ve seen fellow teachers cringe that their classroom was the “nut free” classroom that year. Support staff that are trained and willfully don’t follow cross contamination protocol in the lunchroom because it’s too “tedious” or “time-consuming”. Full preschools + childcare centers that refuse to accommodate nut allergies. Schools where the only free lunch is a PB&J. Before/after school programs and summer programs whose food curriculum has nuts and doesn’t provide an alternative activity.

Allergy discrimination is so so insidious and prevalent. It’s happening behind their back and it is everything from the exposure joke to possibly causing someone to go into anaphylaxis from willful ignorance.

Also other parents in the classroom are guilty too. The “not my child not my problem” brain rot means that those lunchboxes are like bombs for airborne exposure allergies

[cannabiscomrade]

A woman with a severe peanut allergy says airline staff laughed at her and ignored her requests when she tried to fly to Costa Rica

A 22-year-old woman said Lufthansa staffers were not sympathetic to her condition when she tried to explain her life-threatening peanut alle

I was not downplaying this. The stigma is real, and people are 100% willing to let people with allergies die.

This woman was laughed at for asking for allergy accommodations at multiple points in her trip, and was denied to the point that she was practically told she’d be refused care in the event of anaphylaxis.

[bethany-sensei]

I work in healthcare. I cannot get my coworkers to consistently change their gloves after handling a PBJ. They literally do not think of it, and I don’t understand why. I also don’t know how to make it stick in their brains that this is a thing they need to do.

[trixree]

I grew up in the early 2000s with severe allergies to not just peanuts, but ALL nuts as well as beef, pork, shelfish, seeds, kiwi, and some food dyes. The resistance that my family faced from educators in the early 2000s is frankly bananas, not to mention the shit other parents and kids got up to.

When my mom tried to enroll me in preschool, the school principal refused any basic accommodations like asking everyone to wash their hands after lunch before re-entering the classroom, not bringing straight up peanuts to snack time, etc. There was no such thing as a nut free classroom at the time. The principal told my mom and me (I was 4 at the time and definitely in the room when this happened) “if she’s so sick, she belongs in a bubble, not at school.” THE FUCKING PRINCIPAL! My mom had to threaten legal action under the ADA to get them to comply.

Look, I was on a 504 accommodation plan under the ADA for the entirety of my formative education (elementary thru high school). That’s all 12 years!!! And yet I have had teachers hand me items I’m allergic to as a “reward”. I have had other kids intentionally try to send me into anaphylaxis. One girl in 3rd grade asked me why I “wasn’t dead yet” when she had put on a lotion with almonds in it and then held my hand. I’ve had other parents write letters to the school saying what a terrible inconvenience it was to them to not be able to send their kiddo to school with PB&J, demanding I be Removed to a special education only class if my “needs” were such a “burden” to others. During elementary school “parties” held in the classroom on holidays and for student birthdays, I was always sent to sit out in the hallway or go to the library, because even though parents were only supposed to bring safe foods into the room (they had a list of all my allergies) they never once got it right. Administrators fought me tooth and nail for the right to carry my epi pen and other meds on my person at all times. Why they thought I would start dealing benadryl on the playground, I do not know. At lunch, I was always sat at a specific segregated table labeled the “Nut Free Table” alone because who the fuck is going to sit there with the literally segregated outcast? But ONCE notably I was sat on one side of a line of blue masking tape down the table top with the rest of my class on the other. One side was the NUTS side!!! As if allergens would respect that tape barrier. (Spoiler alert: they do NOT!)

Literally from preschool to my senior year of high school, I was “the peanut kid”. Other parents gave my mom books about how to “cure your child’s food allergies from HOME” by micro dosing with things they are allergic to (please never ever ever even attempt anything like a food challenge with a known allergen outside of the care and supervision of a medical professional, holy shit that’s so dangerous). My mom joined the PTA in my last year of high school so that I could maybe participate in all the senior-focused events like pool parties and breakfast at school on the first Friday of the month. The number of times another parent either (a) decided it wasn’t worth it to care or (b) intentionally brought peanut products to an event to spite either me or my mom??? I literally could not count. It happened constantly.

College was better, but I still occasionally had people BALK when I asked them to please not eat a Nature Valley bar with whole nuts in it right the fuck next to me in lecture, thanks. Work parties and catered lunches were always impossible. A few conferences I went to as an undergrad were SUPPOSED to be nut-free, but always fucked up the catering. At one, they set up snack tables by every exit of the conference auditorium so that when people left after the talk, they all congregated around the exits and opened macadamia nut cookies and granola bars. When I had subsequently had a massive allergic reaction and needed help getting home (I’d walked) after taking like 200mg of benadryl, the staff offered me a stack of napkins and a lukewarm apology.

Food allergy is a disability which touches literally every aspect of a person’s life. Everytime I share with someone new about what it was like growing up with my allergies, they have never heard anything like it in their lives. They’re always like “holy shit, seriously??? People did that??? Kids tried to kill you??? Parents wanted you kicked out of the classroom????” Yeah, man. Yeah. My own brother (who doesn’t have any allergies at all) doesn’t understand why I don’t “eat more adventurously” and why I won’t travel internationally. So, saying it REALLY LOUDLY for people in the back:

FOOD ALLERGY IS A DISABILITY FOR WHICH EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO ACCESS ACCOMMODATIONS AND HAVE THEM TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

[radar-and-his-one-am-thoughts]

So this story is less about me and more about an acquaintance of mine. About a year ago some classmates and I were privileged enough to go visit Germany for 3 weeks as a school trip. My acquaintance, who for the sake of her privacy we will call Amy, had a deadly allergy to sunflower seeds and certain other grains. I do not know for certain if the flight attendants were made aware of this fact.

When on the flight Amy was fed bread that contained multiple things she was allergic to. The packaging was completely unlabled and she was never offered an allergy warning before or during the 13 hour flight. She had an allergic reaction and had a very hard time breathing and had to take the ONE epipen she had access to for this whole trip that day. She would not be able to get a new one. The flight attendants did not give a singular fuck about what happened to her and the position she was put in because of their carelessness.

Fast forward to the end of the trip. Luckily Amy had no further incidents during the trip. We get on the plane for the flight home and Amy asks about the food for the flight and if she can have the ingredients list. She also makes it clear to the flight attendants that this is really important because she has already had an incident and no longer has her epipen.

Do you want to know what the flight attendants did?

They kicked her off the plane. They kicked a seventeen year old off a plane and left her behind in an unfamiliar city because they would rather not deal with her disability. She delayed the flight for several minutes begging and crying for them to not leave her there. She told them she had no way of accessing a new epipen here, but they said she couldn’t fly without it. Me and my friend who were sitting next to her held her and argued with the flight attendant to keep her on the plane. She sobbed as she said she could just not eat anything, or that she could eat what she brought aboard. They still kicked her off. Bless the chaperone that chose to stay behind with her so she wouldn’t be alone.

You want to know the most fucked up part after that? The flight attendant who kicked her off was amused about the whole thing like it was some funny joke. Another one complained that “In all his years of working this job he had never been so disrespected.”

Amy and the chaperone ended up sleeping at that airport over night before they could get on another flight. I don’t remember if she was able to get another epipen for the flight home but I think she was.

Case in point, allergies are a serious disability that NEED to be treated with more respect and severity. Regardless of what they are. Someone’s life could be at stake. When someone has a disability they need to be accommodated. Don’t give them a hard time or make jokes at their expense. So what if you have to give up a thing or two to make sure they don’t die. You’ll survive not eating that specific thing for a bit. And as someone who grew up with someone with a serious allergy, I promise you it is not that hard to give something up for the safety of others.

[lesbianadhdchaos]

petition for a disability pride flag on the like button when there are disability tags

[platonic-oracarl]

OOC TO OOC: This is the SECOND TIME one of my asks ended up nearly crashing @the-leviathans-abyss's story how the HECK DO I KEEP DOING THIS?!?!?!

(First time when Prophet from @oraclerp and second time as myself)

[lanphet]

okay this is a test post to see if the tumblr website will let us post normally now

[lanphet]

lets fucking goooo

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

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[tepkunset]

I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.

It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.

[platonic-oracarl]

HAHA I THINK THE HOMUNCULUS IS YOURS i could be wrong… i found the little freak on you r page relating to V8 i think and i liked them a lot ok.?

so sorry if i butchered them however i enjoyed their presence thoroughly . Thank ypu

Wait wait wait is that LANVER!!!

OMG thank uuuuuu!

His hair's not blue tho it's green but tbh I kinda see how you got confused...

Anyways Lanver's not technically a homunculous --- he's an oc I made for my oracle rp blog named...@oraclerp. His lore is that Oracle, to reach Prophet a lesson about humanity, gave him a discarded digital human, who became Lanver! Lanver is v sweet and kind and knows the truth about his existence, and just wants to get along with everyone.

Anyways, happy u drew him 🥹🥹🥹