megan

she/her | 18 | oracle + furina’s #1 fan!!!!!

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hey you should like…. check this out……. the empire’s pretty chill or whatever…… /ref

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[project-feodorovna]

Prelude (Part 1)

Somewhere in Missouri, 2023

Zzz... ?

Hm... Why the hell is she calling me at 2 AM??

*Yawn* What do you want?

Come outside. There's something I need to show you.

I don't think I should...

Why not?

Don't you remember? My parents took away my door for a month when they caught me sneaking out last time! I'm not risking it! Also, it's 2 o'clock in the god damn morning! It's a school day, y'know!

Hey dumbass, we're on Thanksgiving break. Relax, won't you? Besides, this'll only take a few minutes.

Okay... You think if I leave through the window, they'll notice?

Probably not. Unless your parents are checking for fingerprints or something.

Living in a one-story house makes it so much easier to-

Wh-... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

This guy is Prophet. I think. It's here to support our cause.

That doesn't explain why there's a literal fucking corpse in my front yard!! Take it back to the graveyard where you found it!!

Don't freak out; it's basically harmless. You got an extension cord on you?

What? I mean, yeah, but why?

Give it to me. See the computer? It's pretty average for an 80's IBM PC, but there's an extra wire that connects the computer to the body through its arm. It's surprisingly in good condition... I believe I can kickstart both the computer and the person.

...Yeah, sure, why the hell not. Here.

............Rebooting............Standby............

It... actually worked????

Shh, it's waking up!

........Hello. I am Prophet. What would you- *Static*

Hnnngh... Painful...

Ahem. Apologies. My voice box is in need of repair.

How are you...

Alive? I'm not entirely sure myself.

...So, "Prophet," how exactly are you gonna aid us?

Well-

There's no need to get into specifics right now. By the way, would it be alright if I kept it here for a while?

For a while?! For what??

I need to get some supplies ready. I'm gonna fix it up at my house.

So why not just... oh, I don't know... BRING IT TO YOUR HOUSE?

Big stuff I gotta prepare. I mean, do you see the state it's in? Its left hand and eye are gone, and part of its head is molding. It is literally decomposing as we speak.

So you're just-

Yeah, and make sure no more limbs fall off while I'm gone!

Wait! No! Don't leave me with it!!

...

Ugh... you can do whatever you want, I'm going back to bed.

Stupid Octavia, always dragging me into shit...

[megansaysbullshit]

chud alert chud alert

[project-feodorovna]

hello... mysterious intro bla bla bla

anyways this is an oc side blog of their shenanigans. based off of the multiverse of Vintage8 (check him out on youtube!!)

also mini list of the characters featured:

Karl

Octavia

Prophet

Landon

and other miscellaneous characters will probably be represented with white

i'll have a prelude done in like. a few hours and then you can go ham in the ask box

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PSSSSSST...................................

[mister-403]

hello…… i am in need of assistance……….

i think i will be moving most of my project feodorovna stuff to another blog (AGAIN sigh) because i wanted a cohesive-ish storyline ft mini comics but i realized that it’s a ton of work

so i am asking you, the audience (aka the 2 people that will see this), what you want to see out if it!!

what kind of story would you want to see?

text only

text with occasional drawing

drawings only

mysterious fourth option (explain)

Voting ended onJul 15

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pssst…

[platonic-oracarl]

HAHA I THINK THE HOMUNCULUS IS YOURS i could be wrong… i found the little freak on you r page relating to V8 i think and i liked them a lot ok.?

so sorry if i butchered them however i enjoyed their presence thoroughly . Thank ypu

Wait wait wait is that LANVER!!!

OMG thank uuuuuu!

His hair's not blue tho it's green but tbh I kinda see how you got confused...

Anyways Lanver's not technically a homunculous --- he's an oc I made for my oracle rp blog named...@oraclerp. His lore is that Oracle, to reach Prophet a lesson about humanity, gave him a discarded digital human, who became Lanver! Lanver is v sweet and kind and knows the truth about his existence, and just wants to get along with everyone.

Anyways, happy u drew him 🥹🥹🥹

[megansaysbullshit]

how it feels to write an oc that is the reincarnation of a canon character but they’re the complete opposite of their previous incarnation

something like this… yeah

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it’s here…………….

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cw: minor gore

trying to make designs for project feodorovna to go off of and my prophet design is aurafarming #kms

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in hateful memory of mitch mcconnell

february 20, 1942 — june 14, 2026

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oh and lindsey graham died yesterday. fuck him too

rest in piss

july 9, 1955 — july 11, 2026

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in hateful memory of mitch mcconnell

february 20, 1942 — june 14, 2026

[platonic-oracarl]

Just some oc silliness

[megansaysbullshit]

i felt personally inspired

[platonic-oracarl]

Ok so with lanphet, Prophrt can always meet Landon again when he reincarnated. Like that's been made pretty clear by the v8 fandom.

But with oracarl. Oracle is NEVER going to see Dr.Stevens ever again, in any form. Even if one day he actually does make a digital copy of him, it definitely won't be the same. Or even if it was, Oracle would be haunted by the fact that it's not 'really' him, unlike with lanphet where Landon's soul gets replicated alongside the reincarnation.

Idk just something that gives me the sad

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[vincent-barrer3]

Wbo the fuck is that

[megansaysbullshit]

that is NOT dababy /ref

[platonic-oracarl]

I know I've spent too much time in the v8 fandom bc I'm now saying 'oh my one eyed god' in contexts outside the v8 fandom. Like in the same way someone would say 'jeez' or 'oh my goodness'

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i catch myself saying “__% chance of error” sometimes. 💔🫩

[platonic-oracarl]

Heyy, @megansaysbullshit. Nice oc you got there.

It would be a shame if someone were to...

...give it a papercut

[home-sweet-hive]

it's pretty late in our timezone I know but I said we had another trick up our sleeve and I MEANT IT!!!

@odyssey-net isn't doing artfight BUT did draw a Levi during the beginning of artfight season so basically it's fair game /silly

GET LANVER'D!!!!

I actually made some additions and adjustments to the design, I hope ya don't mind. The main ones were changing up the pants and adding the leather jacket + badge as a different take on going about referencing Agent Rivers. And then we also added some extra accessories to match the badge's golden color and make that badge blend into the rest of design better color-wise.

Oh, and also the green in his eyes - it's based upon our own artistic quirk with drawing V8 characters where we give a golden glimmer in the eyes of those who are followers of the Eye. Which is a spiritual successor to the way we added extra shine to our BA characters when we were much more active in the Sonic fandom- That old saying of "the eyes are the windows to the soul" and reflecting the soul being altered/corrupted yada yada yada. With Lanver though it's green instead of yellow to represent his connection to Prophet :p

but yeah. Lanver drawing yay! Everyone go follow @oraclerp which is where Lanver is from there's cool things going on in there right now- (/lh)

[home-sweet-hive]

Artfight 2026 Week 1 (07/01 - 07/05)

We're starting off pretty decently strong here with four attacks made so far!

Attack #1 - Confetti Spinel for @asteribbons

Attack #2 - Leviathan Vermillion for @lycans-art-kingdom (ft. our own Leviathan)

Attack #3 - Boyd Gearloose for @spacestarcade

Attack #4 - Tincan for @foxedmax

I also have one more trick up my sleeve but I'll save that for its own post ;)