Baring my excited soul

Blog for my Heart, my art, and random fandom shitposts.

[platykwak]

I get to team up with Monopoly Man, Gene Simmons, and a Cake?

Okay sure :P

BUT THAT IS A FUCKING MINION PIKACHU

DUDE

NO

[platykwak]

OH I just looked at the official portrait of the female protagonist of Pokémon Sword and Shield and saw that she has a hairstyle that looks very similar to mine. I was like “WHOA how have I not seen this before, I didn’t know that the rock I’ve been living under is so large!” But I suppose it looks like that mostly on the official portrait, the actual game footage looks less asymmetric and more just combed over to the other side. Ah okay, that’s what I remember too, I don’t have to go check my eyes or anything. Ahhhh I gotta say I always love how they design the main characters.

[platykwak]

...Sif?

I really like the doggos. And now we actually have legendary dogs, so please stop calling Entei Raikou and Suicune that... :D

Also I note that they have the colors of the Union Jack + gold.

I am personally not a huge fan of Pokémon concepts that hold stuff. This might actually be a reason for me to pick Shield. Sorry Sif... I mean Zacian.

[platykwak]

THIS GIANT BRO IS NOW GAME CANON!!!

[retrogamingblog]

All of the new Pokemon revealed during today’s direct

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Pokemon Opening Theme but it's Bad Photoshop Composites

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Pokemon Gen 8 reveal!!!

[platykwak]

The first time a main-series region has no letter O in it.

Is Galar based on Britain? That’s gotta be flippin’ London right there! And the other scenery seems to match too.

[platykwak]

NO WAY, KING BUN

OKAYOKAY I AM AWAKE WHAT

GEN 8?? Sword and Shield?! Oh the graphics look amazing ;;_;;

- I GET TO HAVE A FIRE BUNNY???

Oh no I have to buy a Switch... That thing better not be a Fire/Fighting

[platykwak]

I've enjoyed perry bible fellowship webcomics and their messed up humor for many years now and I am glad there has been new ones lately (I never hold my breath with those)

But you know what, it's been weird, like two comics with a same vibe this year I think - an electrical socket girl going out with a fork guy (with a fucking motorcycle nonetheless) and then there's one with a toilet woman in therapy dating/married to a pack of tampons that keeps clogging her (um yeah uhhh) and the therapist's head is a plunger...

I mean I am used to these kinds of comics at pbf with object heads and stuff - but these both have a bit of a niceguy-ish vibe... "but can't you see he is totally wrong for you wahh sob"

...um, like... are you okay Nicholas?

[platykwak]

You’ll Be OK

[retrogamingblog]

A biologist made an analysis of Venusaur

[chasekip]

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

[stardew-valley]

can someone make a sdv mod where the only thing that changes is that brown cows now give chocolate milk

[platykwak]

lol delicious cow racism

[badsciencejokes]

My girl Molly didn’t deserve this #badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2vUDp19

[platykwak]

Like FF sings... God how it feels good to feel. I am having all the lols, all the sympathies... and swoons I guess, hahaa it’s been forever.

...I’ve also had a lot of ice cream

[platykwak]

Hmm maybe I need to enjoy more stuff randomly again. I have at least spent some time practicing lately. So maybe I am getting better at it.

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Ultra Sun & Moon gives thanks to Satoru Iwata for saving Pokemon Gold & Silver