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this blog is dedicated to softcore pastel seapunk aesthetics

[platypuses]

what the fuck are all of you on about these days

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

everyone who reblogs this will get nothing in their inbox from me

reblog it and receive absolutely nothing you treacherous prunes

[malefincense-deactivated2017071]

Jfc you’re supposedly 15?

Good luck with employment.

This generation is fucked in so many ways.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

what

[agrifuture]

[untexting]

[succm]

“What’s your name?” lol

[citymod]

first Britney thought Ryan Seacrest was gay and now she doesn’t have any fucking clue who Colton Haynes is. Gaga WHO? this is the real voice of the gay community!

[ccstcrptc]

/ m,n.kzxvb,lcxzbn,ldjfas

[plasticcflower]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[balenciagaboner]

lmfao she my new fav now

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Oh my fucking

[platypuses]

my fave part is that you can see he has an erection.... kinky

[heidiblairmontag]

that was the longest/most painful “um” i’ve ever seen in my life 

[platypuses]

im back on tumblr to say.... this video scalped me

[thx]

stranger things is so heterosexual but its the 80s & gays didn’t exist till 2011 when lady gaga released born this way so i can’t complain 😒

[mischeviousfaeriedragon]

are you suggesting gays just popped out of the ground when born this way was released, like daises? 

[thx]

yes?

[dollargenesis]

[platypuses]

i know this is fake cause my bday is the same as hers, march 28th. and bone apple tea wasn’t a meme yet. #TWITTERSLEUTH

[kumagawa]

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[platypuses]

not to be corny but this helped me a LOT the first time i saw this

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]

[celestialjedi-deactivated201708]

honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???

[ex-vd]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[avndres]

Its fake….

[butt-berry]

I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post

[lindsaychrist]

jaclyn hill literally cant do makeup for shit and literally looks like a grease pit in 98% of her videos and thats the tea 

[thespian--against--farmers]

ATTENTION ALL FARMERS

Fuck you

[farmers-against-thespians]

Yikes. Never hit a block button faster in my life.

[kumacannon-archive-deactivated2]

UNBELIEVABLE 

[yattaze]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how am i supposed to take this advice then

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]