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AMERICAN PRIDE
JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded, “Does that include those who are buried here?”
DeGaulle did not respond. You could have heard a pin drop.
When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of ‘empire building’ by George Bush.
He answered by saying, “Over the years, the United States has sent many of Its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for In return is enough to bury those that did not
return.”
You could have heard a pin drop.
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, One of the French engineers came back into the room saying, “Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?” A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: “Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships. How many does France have?”
You Could have heard a pin drop.
A U.S. Navy admiral was attending a naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
navies at a cocktail reception. He found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks when a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, “Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?” Without hesitating, the American admiral replied, “Maybe it’s because the Brit’s, Canadians, Aussie’s and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.”
You could have heard a pin drop.
AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE…
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked
sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !” The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.”
You could have heard a pin drop.
If You are proud to be an American, pass this on! I am proud to be an American!
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Time for me to once again barf some more nonsense all over your dashes about why I love Pirates of the Caribbean even though it's not cool anymore:
So one of the things the first three PotC movies were especially good at was drip-feeding information about the characters in ways that were both valuable and concise, and building on the characters in ways that were largely consistent and sensible. (I said LARGELY)
Like there's the masterful way Jack's intro to the movies with the sinking boat told us everything about how Jack is simultaneously the Worst and Best at what he does at the same time--how he keeps trying to capitalize on bad situations, even if it actually digs him deeper for a while; or the way the history with Barbossa, Jack, Bootstrap and the Pearl gets unraveled, and how it connects to the protagonists' current conflicts etc.
But one of my favorite things the little things they do to lay the groundwork for (surprise lol) Will's character. People have talked a lot about the way his first CotBP scene with him as a 19-year-old tells you in a matter of seconds:
Will's become a blacksmith apprentice
He's an excellent smith in his own right and takes pride in his work
He's smitten with Elizabeth
The society he's in doesn't grant him respect or recognition for his labor
The society he's in doesn't "approve" of his love for Elizabeth, so he keeps it secret
He currently tolerates these dumb rules of society, even if they're at his expense
All of it is setting up for payoffs later in the story, and all of it done without explicit dialogue, in about 60 seconds. The words "blacksmith," "love," "proud" etc. aren't even mentioned in the scene at all. Instead we're told all of this information with blocking, facial expressions, tones of voice, shifts in mood and allusions. Will delivering the order and Swann's mentioning of his master allows us to infer what Will is. His ability and pride in his work is communicated through the flourish, enthusiasm and knowledge with which he presents the sword to Swann. That combines with Swann treating him as just the errand boy and Will's responding pained smile to nail points 1, 4 & 5 all at the same time...
Which is great and cool! But what I especially love is that that style of storytelling doesn't suddenly stop after each characters' introductory scene--you keep learning about them as the movie progresses. So when you get to his second scene, with that amazing swordfight in the forge, the swordfight isn't just an entertaining stint of action, it tells us more about both Jack and Will at the same time, through both their words and actions.
For example, we learn over the course of this scene that Will didn't just go above and beyond on Norrington's dress sword--he essentially runs the forge alone. Again, this is never explicitly stated in the movie, but instead it's presented in ways we infer: the way Will keeps the smithy in tight order, the apparently-advanced state of Brown's alcoholism and how Will works with it, or the way there's a donkey running the bellows--a detail that both gives us a rocking set piece for the swordfight AND also explains how Will can tend the forge and maintain its temperature by himself.
Or for another example: we learn the guy who appeared polite and sweet in that first scene is actually hella repressed and get our first glimpse at how he's kind of batshit crazy. And not only does this fight scene use Will's lusts/desires as a set up for his character arc, but it's beginning a pay off already by this point. How do I mean that? Well, obviously there's the way this scene is building on the prior scene to show that, no, Will is actually NOT cool with where society is keeping him, but he asserts that part of his sword obsession comes from the desire to be able to kill a pirate on sight, which ... WTF, dude? Where did that even come from? Why?
Two reasons, which both were alluded to earlier in the movie for us:
The first is pretty obvious: Will's gung-ho about killing pirates because, as far as he's concerned, they were gung-ho about killing him as a child and trauma therapy didn't really exist in the early 18th century, especially not for the lower classes. The second is a bit more of a reach, but is backed up by commentary from cast and crew: Will's gung-ho about killing pirates, because Norrington is.
PotC is fundamentally the story of Elizabeth Swann and her relationship with her place in society, which means Will's own coming-of-age journey is largely centered in what he can and cannot offer Elizabeth--as a romantic interest, yeah, but also just as a deuteragonist as well. The thing about Will--at least in CotBP--is that his loudest desire is to love Elizabeth, but the other desire that gets overlooked a lot in his character is his craving for recognition. What Will wants, just for himself, is to be Noticed. And because of this, early set up for his character is not only establishing who is, but who he isn't and who he wants to be by using Norrington and Jack as contrasts and benchmarks. This is why they go out of their way to emphasize along the way how young and out-of-place Will constantly is. The giving Mr. Brown credit for everything worthwhile he does, "You are not a military man, you are not a sailor" chastisements, the "whelp" nicknames. Will's a boy, he's poor, he's indentured, he's stupid, he's complacent, he's rash... he's just not Good Enough for her by any measurement.
So in a way, Norrington as a character is a stand-in for the expectations of society for both Elizabeth and Will. Establishing Elizabeth's father's enthusiasm for an engagement with Norrington, establishing him as a rising star in the Navy, not only establishes how Elizabeth is dissatisfied with her life and its trajectory (even if it's not Bad, per se), but also establishes what kind of man Will believes he needs to be to better fit in Elizabeth's world--in the eyes of society, anyway. So a lot of Will's early public image of himself is modeled after who society says a man should be--a man like Norrington. And Norrington is a pirate killer.
So not only is Will's conflict with society underlined and illustrated in his relationship with Norrington, but his main conflict with Elizabeth and what's keeping him away from her is established: he's trying to be like Norrington, the man representative of polite society and thereby representative of who/what Elizabeth does not want--so unwittingly by trying to make himself more suitable, by being something he's not, he's making himself LESS suitable for her--which is implied in their "how many times do I have to ask," "at least once more, Miss Swann" exchange.
And like all of this dense information is packed into the movie about this character in the space of three scenes, all before the major conflict of the movie's first act has even really kicked off. I haven't even touched on yet how this all not only sensibly informs the character and his arc on the back half of the movie, but the payoffs that build on all this in the rest of the trilogy. I'd go on but this is already super long and just...
I freakin' love these first few movies and the lead characters. They're so good.
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Caprice is so hot!
Show my poker buddies here what your teasing has done to your wonton pussy baby. I’m going all in on the next hand. If I win I will fuck you while they watch. If I lose, they will fuck you while I watch.
So horny!!
What a coincidence! I just need a dick in my mouth. 🤤🖤
Joyfully getting drilled!
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I bet that pussy is super tight, and tastes so good.
Don’t make it about race. Big cocks look good in all flavors & colors. Same thing with hot pussy and the fantastic female figure.
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Geezus… look at the size of that monster… who could blame her…
I’ll suck that like a queen and love it. But I do not want it in me
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I’d love to watch my girl work that cock over.
Wife and I at the porn shop
We were both feeling very good and we were a bit horny when we went in. I changed a 20 and we went through the hall there were a few men checking us out. I think she was just as nervous as I was as we kept walking there were a few red lights on but a lot of green lights on that meant not to many people. Anyhow we looked into a few of the booths most of them had a hole in the wall with one chair but we found one that had a hole on both sides. So we went in and I put a couple bucks in the video machine and and some porn came on. We were there for 2 minutes and a fellow put his dick through the hole .my wife giggled and pointed to it I whispered to her to touch it and she slowly reached out and took him in her hand. He was about the same size as I am and I was really getting into watching her stroking him . We did not even know what he looked like, not that it mattered I watched her lean over and kiss it and then she opened her mouth and started sucking it I couldn't get enough I was pulling on my cock now and she pulled back and pushed me towards the cock I knew she wanted to see me finish him off it didn't take long for him to fill my mouth with hot cum and I loved it he pulled back right away and I turned around to see my wife sucking her second dick of the night. She again brought him to the edge and wanted me to finish it so I got a second load of cum I was really liking this and she was very wet would her panties off as we kissed . Then she really shocked me and had me put my cock through the hole in just a few minutes someone started licking my shaft I was finger fucking my wife as she was stroking third cock . I blew my load in no time and heard the man whisper to my wife he wanted to feel her tits she turned to the hole and I saw his hand come through the hole and began to playing with her tits then I heard the voice ask to feel her pussy and man was she wet she turned around and let him finger fuck her and I would reach down and touch his hand once in a while there was a little space between her and the wall and I could see his hand. I moved up in front of her and she was bent over I could no longer see his hand but I didn't care I was getting the best blow job I have ever had she was shaking and could hardly stand s could see her panties on the floor between her legs and I knew she was getting fucked she says she didn't but I know better cause when she stood up I saw a massive wad of cum dripping out of her pussy onto her panties. I picked them up and wiped her hole and put them in my pocket. As I did the guys cock came through the hole and I took him in my mouth and lick him clean . I know that I tasted my wife's pussy on him . We kinda straightened ourselves up and wiped up then out the door we went as I followed my wife out of the shop I could see cum all over the back of her skirt on her inner thigh. We never even saw a single man as we left. I cannot wait to do this again!
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This is how I fantasize getting fucked the first time. The guy in the middle. And the urge gets stronger every day.