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zephyrchama

The footsteps of an overly annoyed person stomping their feet approached the library, announcing Mammon's visit several seconds before he walked in and yelled, "Hey! Which of you is on dish duty this week?"

"Lower your voice," Satan growled with a mad glare. He slammed his book shut. "You can't go around disrupting the peace just because this isn't a public library."

You hoped they wouldn't fight. You were just trying to relax. Breaking up a fight was the last thing you wanted to do.

Mammon didn't back down from his younger brother's intimidation. "Well one of you" — he pointed at you and Satan in turn — "is disruptin' the peace of this house by not doing your damn chores! The sink and counter are covered in dirty dishes!"

"Why us?" you asked. "If someone's slacking off, isn't it probably Belphie?"

"It's probably you and you're trying to push the work onto someone else," Satan theorized. "You've pulled this a hundred times before."

"It ain't me!" Mammon insisted. He began pacing around the carpet. "I was in charge of the dishes last week, and I know Belphie's in charge of dinner this week. I've been askin' around because Lucifer's comin' back tomorrow and he left me in charge! So it'll be me who gets strung up if this place ain't spotless!"

Satan said, "So it should be you who does the dishes."

"Beel's on Cerberus walk duty. Asmo's on laundry. Levi's in charge of breakfast. I'm s'pposed to sweep the floors and keep an eye on all of ya." Mammon stopped pacing and put his shoe on the arm of Satan's chair. He put an elbow on his knee and leaned forward, getting right up in his brother's face. "Tell me, Satan. What's your chore for the week?"

Satan did not back down. He met Mammon's gaze and spat the words "Mopping the bathroom."

The two stared intensely at each other for a few seconds before their heads simultaneously whipped around to you. You felt like prey. Mammon put his leg down and headed your way.

"And you?"

"It's not me," you claimed quickly. But, what was your chore for the week? You couldn't remember. It was breakfast last week and mopping the week before that. When was the last time you'd been assigned the dishes? Your face was starting to heat up.

"I think I'm actually on laundry duty this week, so maybe Asm—"

"Hmmm?" Mammon loomed over your chair, looking down on you with the toothy smirk of a bad cop who just caught their perp. "What's that now? You think my intel's all wrong?"

"You can't be on laundry. You helped me with the stain on my shirt when you did it three weeks ago." Satan stood up and crossed his arms as he came to look at you.

You silently cursed Satan's excellent memory. He bent over to eye level and asked again, "What chore did Lucifer assign you this week?"

There was no choice. You doubled down. "Laundry! I told you! You don't believe me?"

"We don't," Mammon said. "That sounds like bull."

"Yeah, we don't," Satan agreed.

You were pretty sure you might've been on dish duty this week and straight up forgot. You were guilty. This left you with no options. There was only one thing to do. It was the right thing.

You gripped the arm rest and tried to fling yourself out of the chair to have more momentum when you ran out of the room. You went from calmly sitting one second to sprinting with everything you had the next. You'd find a way out of this mess if you could just get to your room and lock the door.

It was foolish to try and outrun two demons. They caught you before you even made it three steps. Your feet lifted off the ground. Mammon picked you up by the armpits and held you at bay as you thrashed, kicking your legs and careening your neck to try and bite his fingers.

"I'm innocent! It's not me!" you yelled.

"Shut up! We're in the library! You have the right to remain silent!" Satan yelled back as he wrestled your legs into his arms and pinned your knees together. You flicked at his chest with the tip of your shoe.

As struggling got more and more difficult, Mammon could hold you closer and wrap his forearms around your chest. You swatted at his shoulders and ears as he cackled. "You thought you could pull one over on The Great Mammon, didja? Think again, punk!"

They started carrying you out of the library. It was very undignified.

"Where are you taking me?" you cried.

"Somewhere you're gonna be for a long, long time," Mammon sneered.

"Even a hundred dishes would be too light for a criminal like you," Satan teased.

"Noooo!" You wiggled in their grasp to no avail as they took you towards the kitchen. There was no escape.

yeovv-r

A big cat is still a cat 🐅

nixdvn

I bite him (old art)

com-radish16

college au: parties …

thalfox

This isn't the kind of post I thought I'd ever be writing regarding Obey Me, but given the amount of traffic my old theory posts get, I think it's important to cover it.

Solmare statement:

I've never been shy about being critical of Solmare when it comes to their game decisions and business practises, but they have always carried themselves in a professional manner - I am glad they responded in such a timely manner and are taking appropriate action.

Media companies often sweep these things under the rug, and this is a very positive sign that Solmare is not doing so.

Miura Ayme (VA of Asmo) statement:

I want to say first and foremost that I am not focusing on what is legal or otherwise here - a huge number of negative incidents that occur in the space between creator and fan fall between what is legal and what is moral.

Something does not need to be a provable crime to be wrong.

When it comes to creators, whether that be VAs, actors, performance artists, media personalities, or whatever - we do not know these people.

We know their creations. Their performance. Their fiction. Don't put your trust in strangers.

When I first saw the allegations, I of course did not want them to be true - because I did not want any young person to have been harmed.

However, because of my own experiences working with celebrities in a not dissimilar creative field, including being behind the scenes with them at conventions and other fan events... I know all too well how much predatory and unprofessional behaviour occurs in these industries, and how far removed the reality of a person can be from the persona they have created and work behind. (And indeed, how depressingly many people turn a blind eye or even cover up such behaviour in others.)

Thus I am always inclined to believe victims when they speak out, and I know that evidence is often difficult to prove - and that doesn't mean the victim should be disbelieved.

An adult man meeting with a 14 year old fan privately is inexcusable. To be frank, an adult man meeting with a 16 year old or 18 year old fan privately is inexcusable. But this was a child.

Fan meetings should be undertaken in professional events, with all the safeguarding that such venues provide.

At best, this was highly inappropriate and untrustworthy.

I need not speculate about what it implies at worst, but that does need taken into account by Solmare.

I am glad Solmare are investigating, and hope that they come to a conclusion that maintains trust in them from the community, that brings some form of closure to the victim, and secondarily, that allows us to keep recommending this franchise to others knowing it is not unsafe.

I also hope that the victim(s) in question have support, and that they ignore any people minimising their hurt, or prioritising a performer over actions.

As a final note, the feelings towards a fictional character are not remotely on the same level as the distress a real person has caused others irl.

A performance can be recast.

writerblocklol

Lucifer is like that one Asian mom that whenever he and Mammon gets into a fight he would apologize with giving him a plate of peeled fruit. He doesn’t say sorry because his pride wouldn’t allow it but he does cut fruit. Mammon like the sucker, always accepts the gesture.

I hate them sm.

nan-chi

Lads fandom these days 😭🔥

mayyari

genuinely so funny that someone at infold saw what was happening across all social media platforms, the massive drop in revenue, and multiple articles emphasizing the importance of appealing to a global audience, and still said, yeah, but what boycotter could resist THIS?

evav8

l've been completely obsessed with Witch Hat Atelier lately - the world-building, the art style, the magic system, everything is just so perfect 😍

While reading the manga, I couldn't stop wondering: what would Coco look like as an adult witch?

So I couldn't resist drawing my own take on her grownup version. I imagined her with a bit more refined elegance, holding her pen, but keeping that same warm, curious spark in her eyes. ✨

Swipe / scroll to see the close-up details and step-by-step process! Let me know what you think of this design

Process ⬇️

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📩 Commissions are OPEN!

💖 Reblogs & likes are greatly appreciated!

zephyrchama

Beelzebub and Belphegor returned later than usual, their arms laden with plastic bags decorated with the iconic Uncle Demon logo.

Mammon barely glanced up as they passed through the living room, but he did tease, "And where have you two been all evenin', huh?"

Belphegor rolled his eyes and retorted, "Why do you care?"

"Uncle Demon was having a buy 3, get 2 free sale," Beelzebub explained. The bags rustled as lifted his arms to peek into each one. Belphegor slowed to a stop in front of the hallway to wait for his twin to do whatever.

Beelzebub found what he was looking for on the crook of his elbow and shifted all of the bags until that one could slide easily down his wrist and be passed over to you. You happily grabbed it as Beelzebub said, "We got your favorite. Well, I don't actually remember which flavor's your favorite, but there's half a dozen in there that you'll probably like."

You thanked him and peered inside. The scent of cream and freshly baked dough drifted out.

Mammon finally sat up, his attention piqued. His phone fell to the wayside and he eyed your goodies with greed. "Where's mine?" he asked.

Beelzebub responded, "We didn't get any for you. Most of these are mine."

"Why not!?" Mammon jumped to his feet dramatically. He proudly puffed out his chest and prattled on, "As your best big bro, I deserve a little donut souvenir from time to time, don't ya think?"

"You're right, Mammon. Actually, we do have something for you," Belphegor said as he reached into the bag closest to his dominant hand. He rooted around for a few seconds, shifting its contents around in circles.

Mammon rubbed his hands together and spun around to face the youngest. "That's more like it! What'd ya get me?"

"This." Belphegor took his hand back out. All of his fingers were balled into a fist except for the middle one, which stuck out quite prominently as he gave Mammon the bird.

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Why is Mammon the funniest obey me character and what moments show it?

There are so many moments and I'm absolutely devastated that I can't remember them all. I think more than anything Mammon's unconsciously funny? All the dialogue is paraphrased:

• When MC says "I told you so" and he says something like "ya wanna look into that crystal ball of yours and see the poundin' I'm gonna give you"

• When Mammon, Beel & MC are worried that Levi died in his room (after eating Solomon's cooking) and once MC kicks the door down they find out he's just being gaming the whole time. Beel & MC immediately set out to actually murder Levi and Mammon just sighs with the most tired expression.

• When MC asks him if it'd kill him to knock (on their door) so he stomps back out, closes the door, knocks and immediately barges back into their room

• He's scared of Barbatos but genuinely considered seducing Barbatos so that he'd be allowed to follow MC to the past

• As an angel he sneaked into the human world collected pigeon feathers and then sold them to angels in the Celestial Realm while saying they were Raphael's feathers

• After meeting MC for the first time (for the very first time meaning back when he was an angel) he pointed at MC and said something like "Look at that blank expression, you think anything's goin' on behind that? You think Michael would have a spy like that?'

• Tries to act like this really tough person but cries during the sad parts of movies, Cinderella and nature documentaries

• When Lucifer said that during a zombie apocalypse he'd just kill all of the zombies, Mammon said something like "Ya know there's this new word I learnt that you call people like that. Meathead?"

• Just dick out tackled Levi????

• Goes on long ranting tangents that no one seems to be able to keep up with, and one of them ended with him going "Lucifer's feet smell, I've never smelled his feet but they definitely smell"

• To MC: "What if I accidentally tell MC I'm in love with them?"

• While having the beginnings of a very obvious crush on MC "They're human, they're like an insect to demons. Like a roly poly. Do I look like I'd be interested in a roly poly?"

• It might just me but I find the whole "next time I can't save you, just die" speech hilarious. I like to think that when MC agrees they have the silliest smile on their face

• *about sneaking into Lucifer's room to get a picture of him* "I ain't doing it and nothin' ya say is gonna convince me" MC: 🥺🥰 Mammon: "So what's the plan"

• In S2. "I ain't going." Lucifer: MC's going Mammon: 🚶🏽‍♂️

• Came up with a whole ass code on the spot to tell MC he misses them in that audio drama

• Mammon's whole maid routine in Levi's audio drama

• He buys the figurines Levi really wants (to use as a bribe against Levi later), he reminds Levi to buy two of a particular item - one to unbox and one to keep as part of his collection, he waits in line and buys tickets for Levi's events - after all this he still acts like he doesn't care about or know anything about Levi's interests

I feel like there are more moments + one liners that I'm missing so anyone can feel free to add on!