The Bad Boy

“My name is Joey Janela, I kiss the girls, I get crazy, I get extreme, and I’m a Bad, Bad, Boy!” (RP Blog)

[extremelycutecolin]

IM BETTER THAN NICK GAGE

[please-dont-die-joey]

He’s going to kill you

[please-dont-die-joey]

Welp, woke up this morning, and finally feel that dive off the balcony. Holy shit.

@moraldivided @thekingnickgage we make a pretty good team, yeah?

[moraldivided]

no

[please-dont-die-joey]

Why are you never any fun?

[please-dont-die-joey]

Welp, woke up this morning, and finally feel that dive off the balcony. Holy shit.

@moraldivided @thekingnickgage we make a pretty good team, yeah?

[please-dont-die-joey]

Do you guys remember that garbage fire Taeler Hendrix?

[please-dont-die-joey]

I’m just as surprised as you all are that Sandman still wrestles.

[please-dont-die-joey]

I’ve kidnapped Marko Stunt and taped a camera to his hand. We’re going hunting for... something.

Catch y’all on the flip side.

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.

[moraldivided]

You really, really shouldn’t speak of things you don’t understand you ignorant fool.

[please-dont-die-joey]

... I just got an idea. Thanks. See ya soon.

[dayoneishuce]

Nah nah nah man y’all gone let that shit fly? Y’all are gone let a woman have to be subject to hearing of whatever shit goes on in the giant fuck’s bedroom? After she’d already freed herself of that shit? 

Shit aint right, dawg. 

[please-dont-die-joey]

Shut up man I’m trying to piss her off over here.

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.

[moraldivided]

Only in your dreams, child.

[please-dont-die-joey]

Jeez. You’re really all zen now, huh?

Guess Momma’s prophecy was bullshit after all.

[blackgoat-syn]

Hey if Janela dies that’s one less loser I have to deal with eventually.

And if he’s dead there’s no one to pay me to face Tom Lawlor, meaning I’m not wrestling Lawlor.

[please-dont-die-joey]

Don’t you worry boy, I already set aside money for your check, your flight, your hotel, and all of your meals. You’re not getting out of that one. Lawlor is choking you out.

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.

[moraldivided]

You’re a sad little man, you know that? Pathetic.

[please-dont-die-joey]

Come beat it out of me.

[please-dont-die-joey]

#JanelaHasADeathwish

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.

[please-dont-die-joey]

This’ll work everyone. Trust me. Like I said, deathwish.

Oh yeah, that chick your ex boyfriend left you for. Huh. According to him she’s better in the sack.

[moraldivided]

…. If you are so shallow that you would care about such a thing - then I truly, genuinely pity you.

I pity you for being shallow. For being narrow minded. For being empty. And for what comes next.

[please-dont-die-joey]

Oooo was that the nerve? Was that what I was looking for?

Ladies and Gentlemen we may have a winner.

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.

[please-dont-die-joey]

This’ll work everyone. Trust me. Like I said, deathwish.

Oh yeah, that chick your ex boyfriend left you for. Huh. According to him she’s better in the sack.

[theladyofgroundzero]

please-dont-die-joey‌:

You can take your tired ass shtick somewhere else, I’m not gonna sit here and argue with someone with less wrestling ability than Super Humman.

I hate to break it to you, but you’re looking at one of the bests. A real lady. It’s obvious that trash can’t see talent when it’s looking them in the face.

[please-dont-die-joey]

I’m just gonna ignore the transphobic undertones of that one and point out that “bests” isn’t a word.

[please-dont-die-joey]

Seth’s been real upset on twitter lately, and it’s probably because his buddy Mox left and gets to wrestle cool people like me while he’s stuck in the Fed working dumpster fires like Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans.

[theladyofgroundzero]

Dumpster fire? I do not believe I have heard that one before. I guess I’ll have to update my ‘nasties’ dictionary.

[please-dont-die-joey]

You can take your tired ass shtick somewhere else, I’m not gonna sit here and argue with someone with less wrestling ability than Super Humman.

[please-dont-die-joey]

“Joey Janela has a deathwish”.

You think I have a deathwish now? Watch this.

Hey @moraldivided. Daffney called. She wants her shtick back.