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sometimes i'm funny Bay Area, CA

[astrangerhere]

Park Rangers are the best.

[ghostlywriterr]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[lord-kitschener]

Cryptid

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Every pixel of this image is filled with a protective energy. Reblog the shadow cat cryptid for good fortune and to receive glowing eyes.

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

cursed image, but the curse is on your enemies

[marvelsmostwanted]

Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

[riceflavor]

the ten dollar

tabby cat without a father

got a lot farther

by getting reblogged harder

[musicalhell]

I don’t care about the ten dollars, but I’ll always reblog cats with money and Hamilton lyrics.

[kingtraaash]

I need 10 pls

[hardcoreisawful-deactivated2018]

this post got beat up

[v0id-flesh]

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[topeka]

[redditfront]

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

i dont get the last one

[beynons]

Poland

[a6]

[boredomgalaxy]

[odinsblog]

Good analogy is really good.

[glumshoe]

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

[glumshoe]

After they divorced, my grandfather begged my grandmother to come back to him. “I’ll marry you again if you buy me a house full of furniture,” she said. “Deal,” said my grandfather.

So they got married again, he bought her the house full of furniture….. and then she divorced him.

Again.

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Person: “Why are you wearing sweatpants?”

Me:

[anthxny]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[surprise-cookiemonster]

Homer is so voluptuous