[dankmemeuniversity]

[greenheart-anon]

[ghostlyhamburger]

I want to learn all my cooking from Mexican lady dimitrescu

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

“how come you barely hit me up?”

“i barely hit anyone up anymore honestly.”

“so am i just anyone?”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

email stands for evil mail

[supahgays]

That’s my ship. (x)

[tallymali]

the ultrasound lady complimented my full bladder💖

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[bauliya]

celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened

[bauliya]

like honestly what is a celebrity anymore if not an instagram influencer with a movie deal. hellooooo can you go back to being socialist bisexuals too famous to be assassinated again

[toastbutteregg]

[italiancore-deactivated20220107]

I wish more people did it, props to you and your mom

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[everythingfox]

Soccer ball

[kropotkindersurprise]

May 31 2016 - Collin Kennedy, who is a cancer patient, used expanding spray foam to disable a parking meter at the Health Sciences Centre in Winnipeg where he gets his treatment. He says the fees are a tax on the sick. [video]

[chronic-illness-resources]

yes!!!!!!!!

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humorrelated]

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[bob-belcher]