A Place To Talk About My Bullshit

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[thebravecreature]

USE 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 BRAIN 👏🏻

[aiwrrys]

it's so important to me that matilda goes from "and not invite your family 'cause they never showed you love" to "you can start a family who will always show you love" because both lines hold such a significance but the difference in them because the "family" in the first line is your blood related family and the one in the 2nd line could be blood related but doesn't have to be because family is who YOU choose and idk it's just so beautiful to me

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[keagan-ashleigh]

Just to rectify a little thing: the baby isn’t mentioned to be 2 years old but 2 months old (“âgé de deux mois”, mois means month in french).

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever seen a baby

[firelxdykatara]

ok yes mois means months, but the number there is twenty-three (aka roughly two years) not two

what two-month-old is that size with that much hair lmfao

[elodieunderglass]

In my experience two year olds can only manage one or two pears before slumping to the floor like fruit bats too heavy to fly, so that’s the next part of this very simple post we should focus on

[naotarou]

[veenilla]

mutuals do this

[hellenhighwater]

Okay.

[catchymemes]

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[pleasebeniceimtired]

If Supernatural was on today, they would use TikTok to find cases.

[iwishiwaschaotic]

enjy moodboard

[defleftist]

Too rageful to be eloquent right now so the words of others will have to suffice for the moment.

[tired-n-true]

i love shenanigans i love hijinks i love schemes, plots, mischief, and scams. i love to be up to something and i love being in cahoots. if it involves an elaborate plan and is morally/legally questionable im your girl

[coughloop]

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

[imgladyourehereholdme]

thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time

[solzer0]

All other comic lines can leave this is my new favorite one

[despazito]

bought a shrimp cocktail and neither beast knows what to do with them

[despazito]

shrimp is for company

[despazito]

he is just taking it around the apartment wherever he goes, emotional support shrimp

[sjweminem]

is anybody else getting Weed Ads.....weed is completely legal here and obv tumblr knows my state but i'm sooo curious if anyone else is getting them..

[sjweminem]

tumblr is a good web site

[straycatj]

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a big fan of his tenure as mayor and subsequent adoption of a poor, orphaned child, had no idea that he stole a loaf of bread and broke parole