Incorrect shit

posting incorrect quotes of my ships here 💅

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Porsche: I think it's time to get my life in order.

Chay, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Tankhun: God, give me patience.

Vegas: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Tankhun: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Kinn: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Porsche: *chugs entire bottle*

Porsche: It’s perfume.

[the-pessimist-and-his-cat-deact]

(Hears the cries, the wails and the anguish sobs of fandom)

(fires a gun to grab everyone's attention)

I CAN'T F£&KING TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Alright folks, let's ALL write and read fanfics to the point that AO3 just stops functioning.

The only cure to our situation right now until whatever god out there has mercy on our poor souls and magic us some good season 2 or next show starring these people together!!

(paints some battle symbols on face)

LET'S GOOOOO!!!

[cynicalsinister-deactivated2022]

can't believe no one has done this. we have to do all the work our fucking selves.

Guys this was so random but yeah I got…the headless guy. I don’t know what to feel about this BUT TRY IT LOL

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Uhhhh I think I got the German Bank . . . WHAT THE FUCK ?!

Who tf made this

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Korn: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Wai.

Korn: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Korn: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Wai: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Korn: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Wai: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Korn: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Why isn't this blog working, it won't load :')

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Ram: I feel like doing something stupid.

King: I’m stupid, do me

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Korn: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Wai, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f*** you

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Wai: I owe you one.

Korn: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even

____

That should have happened and NO ONE can convince me otherwise

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Korn: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Wait: I’m worried about you

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Korn: I want to kiss you.

Wait, not paying attention: What?

Korn: I said if you die, I wont miss you

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Wai: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F***!

Korn: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

__

If Korn tried to kiss Wai lol

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Sarawat: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Tine: Three words.

Sarawat

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Sarawat: Where are you going?

Tine: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Wai: I'm going to take you out !

Korn: great it's a date !

Wai: I meant that as a threat

Korn: great I'll see you at five

[pleaseleavemeandmyblalone]

Korn: I made tea.

Wai: I don’t want tea.

Korn: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Wai: Then why are you telling me?

Korn: It is a conversation starter.

Wai: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Korn: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.