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[ghostextremist]

perfect games do not exist. However, there does exist a singular perfect game, and its name is 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors

[feluka]

"why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups" oh my god how many times must we go through this. for the last fucking time: only groups of no less than three and no more than five may enter; all those who enter must leave, and all those who enter must contribute. the door remains opens for nine seconds,

[gghero]

one really funny thing about zero escape is where it draws the line between whats established as plausible according to the rules it establishes and what decidedly isnt

telepathy? obviously pseudoscience. the existence of a field that connects every speck of matter in the universe via an invisible collective consciousness effectively allowing chemical processes to happen in the absence of contact or certain humans to tap into the consciousness of other individuals? thats actual proven science though AND different from telepathy dont get them mixed up

ghosts? pure superstition. a girl who gets to exist as a living dead paradox due to the fact that she used said collective consciousness to retroactively save herself thus leaving her fate undecided until the point in time where the possibilities collapse depending on whether she succeeded or not? thats real. that happened to your elementary school crush

[nociceptrix]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

[100line]

[videogamepolls]

Have you played Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors (2009)?

Yes

No

I watched someone play it

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 7, 2024

Requested by anon

[girlbossphi]

akane did some stuff wrong but not till after 999 all the 999 stuff was totally justified

[girlbossphi]

also its cool she did all that stuff wrong it makes her better

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

Round 1 Match 119: Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Akane Kurashiki (Zero Escape)

Rouge the Bat

Akane Kurashiki

Voting ended onOct 6, 2023

Propaganda under the cut.

Rouge the Bat:

All the worlds jewels are hers to have! She’s so selfish I love her. She loves stealing the chaos and master emeralds just cause they’re pretty. She’s so fun to watch. She’s besties with an escaped immortal amnesiac government experiment and a giant robot made only to kill who now wants to kill his creator because he didn’t get respect. She has a girlfriend in sonic x. She’s not truly loyal to any side other than her own.

Akane Kurashiki has too much propaganda for this post! You can find her propaganda post here.

[sigma-showdown]

ROUND 1

Sigma (Zero Escape) vs Sigma (Overwatch)

Who is more Sigma

Sigma (Zero Escape)

Sigma (Overwatch)

Voting ended onSep 13, 2023

[feluka]

[feluka]

[emmaklee]

[dduane]

The kind of thing a good coder wouldn't mind seeing on their tombstone:

DEGRADED GRACEFULLY

[jeanjauthor]

Finally, a truly useful flashlight design!  Because even just some light from one or two functional batteries is better than having not enough batteries to even close the circuit!  Plus, if the contacts corrode at one spot and you don’t have the time & means to clean it, you can still get light out of the thing!

[nonchiral-deactivated20251027]

grrr

[handsometimr]

merry christmas & happy sigma's car stops working day!

[vncharactertournament]

Visual Novel Character Tournament

ROUND 2: Akane Kurashiki (Zero Escape) vs Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Akane Kurashiki

Miles Edgeworth

Voting ended onApr 12, 2023

[vncharactertournament]

I normally wouldn't reblog the polls without propaganda, but. Holy shit. 4,000 votes.

Though I'm sure every follower here has already voted, here's my OWN propaganda: I'm here to say VOTE AKANE. She's my blorbo of all time she's a girlboss she's so much more than a love interest. Here's some snippets from various completely different submissions when she got submitted:

"she is the woman EVER."

"The Most Character Ever"

"Suffice to say, she's a win for feminism"

"Literally the girl ever." "She is my everything, and I hope you could understand it even just a bit."

"Just a normal everyday girl who happens to be the thing in Schrödinger's box."

"god forbid women do anything 🙄"

[secretthirdthingtournament]

Not romantic, not platonic, but a SECRET THIRD THING - tournament poll

Round 1, Match 7

Jim and Joyce (Stranger Things)

Junpei and Akane (Zero Escape)

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023

[tayasigerson]

I’ve been enjoying ProZD and Jay’s playthrough of 999. I love the Zero Escape games, I hope they do VLR soon.