Bea's The Name, Booty Touchin's My Game

Hi I'm very silly and not good at too much but I'm funny on occasion but never on purpose.

[thedisneysupreme]

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

[tpt-moved]

[failnation]

[bob-belcher]

[stability]

i love the belchers

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[blackbettiecosplay]

Sakuracon 2016 - Garnet “The Answer”

Phew! Finally got around to posting photos from my shoot with Cameron at Sakuracon. Real life has been keeping me hella busy. One more set coming soon.

Photographer: Cameron Stone / Edits by me.

[6eaze-deactivated20150220]

[politefrogman]

When pearl does the thing

Reblog if u agree 

[galactica-phantom]

[lamorbidezza]

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[wizardshark]

This is…a cinematic experience

[hook-on-fandoms]

Quicksilver is freaking awesome. But can we also take a moment to appreciate how smart he has to be. This guy has to be a physics genius (in some parts of physics at least). Whether he knows the calculations or not he has to be. If you gave him math or physics problems that were here is the situation now demonstrate he’d get a 100%. He gets on the scene and the first thing he does is figure out what debris will reach the others before he gets back then calculate the trajectory of it and moves the ones that would hit/kill those before he could reach them. Then you have him throwing people into sheets and pools which is calculating the force needed for each individual person of varying weights he doesn’t know. Then it is also calculating the angle for the right trajectory. Honestly I want a scene where Beast is talking about something advance and Quicksilver just gives an answer like it isn’t a big deal. And if he doesn’t see these calculations like we are taught in school and does it more on an instinct without numbers than actual numbers then I want them to be in a situation where Beast is talking about the complexity of the calculations needed to figure this out and how exact it will be needed in while Quicksilver just runs out and does it because he has been unconsciously doing it ever since he gained control of his powers. 

And after all that he is so caring. HE SAVES THE GOLDFISH. He saves the dog to but everyone cares about the dog. Few care about the fish and he is like every living thing I see I’ll save. And I’ll even take a microsecond or two (which is a long time for me) to help those socially that seem to need it. Like you need a cool hairstyle. Let’s give it to you. And he isn’t arrogant about it.

[alcor]

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

[stability]

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.

[just-another-polyglot]

7 things about Chilean Spanish

1. It’s hella fast. Latin-American chill? Not in the Chilean accent. Chileans speak fast and they know it. Check out holasoygerman on YouTube, though he speaks extraordinarily fast, even for a Chilean - but that’s what you feel like as a decent student of European Spanish when you come to visit Chile.

2. “poh” Also known as: “po”, “pu”, and sometimes just “p”. It’s the Chilean version of the Spanish pues and it’s used with literally everything. A simple sí becomes a “sipo”, ya te dije becomes “ya te dijepo”. Very popular: “yapo”, a word for yes, well, umm, hurry up, come on, that’s a lie, and whatever else you can think of. It’s informal though!

3. “Ustedes” instead of vosotros The second person plural vosotros does not exist in Chilean Spanish! Instead, “ustedes” is used as the pronoun, and the third person plural as the conjugated verb, thus making it the same word for they and you.

vosotros tenéis → ustedes tienen ellos tienen = ellos tienen

4. The second person singular In European Spanish, the verb comes with an s-suffix.

estar → tú estás

In Chile, this form is used as well as another, informal one, where the s-suffix is replaced with an ai- or i-suffix.

estar → tú estai saber → tú sabí

It’s not wrong to use the s-suffix though.

5. Pronunciation Chilean Spanish is not a clear Spanish. Some sounds are mumbled or completely swallowed, which is probably caused by the high speaking tempo. Examples:

nada → na’a es más → eh mah para → pa’

C in front of e or i is pronounced like the English th [θ] in European Spanish. In Chilean (respectively Latin American) Spanish it’s a simple s [s].

6. Chilenismos Chilenismos are words that only exist in Chilean Spanish, and there are a lot of them. I’ll name a few, but really, there are hundreds of chilenismos.

geniál → bacán inmediatamente → al tiro 1000 pesos → luca aburrido → fome pastél → kuchen sí, vale, bueno, de acuerdo → ya ¿entiendes? → ¿cachai? dinero → plata

7. la wea This is a chilenismo, but I thought it was worth an own explanation. La wea is basically everything: if you’re missing a word or are just to lazy to say it, just say wea.

¿Pásame la botella, por favor? → ¿Pásame la wea, porfa?

It’s also used whenever you’re to stunned to say something else: “¿qué wea?” Translated, it would be “what the f***?”.

A short note This list was created by someone who has spent about 8 months in Chile. I am not Chilean and I’m not saying this list is complete - there’s a lot more to say about the Chilean accent. Those are just, in my opinion, the 7 most notable points.

[absolutedoge]

[doctor-roman]

Take me down to the Pokemon cities where the grass is green and there’s no damn Pidgey’s