it's a fine time to be alive

ig : yeahwecanwalk

[spelunk]

i’m just gonna say it

[spelunk]

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

[alisonzai]

[r-a-m-m-s-t-e-i-n]

[gayslimeblock]

My organs when I eat my first meal of the day at 5pm

[notallmensheviks]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[616marvel]

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

[laconjca]

[ginocchie]

me and my morning yogurt

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[meangirlnurse]

i was snuggling my kitty and my microwave beeped at me so i told him “i’m sorry but i have to put you down so i can eat” and then realized there are two very different ways to interpret that sentence

[meangirlnurse]

im sorry meatball but its been a tough winter and

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[oylive]

again we reblog scripture

[ask-franktonius]

Would you ever draw incest?

ok but only one

[pleasurechemical]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[pureanna-deactivated20181103]

*listens to secret music*

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[shawslayer]

[hogmaildotclom]