Welcome My Friends

[exoergic]

[ouijasexting]

im fucking crYIN G omfg

[corrwill]

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

[porterr-robinson]

[jifyyyy]

[pussylightlytoasted]

@thahalfrican

[thahalfrican]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[girthakitt-blog]

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

my gf: whats my name in your phone

me: haha hold on a sec

me: [changes ‘💕top tier 💦semen💦demon💕’ to ‘bae💕’]

[thetawavecollections]

I find people who use anything other than a persons name in their phone automatically makes them a suspicious person. If you go so far as the OP you have low key revealed yourself to be unnecessary disrespectful to your friends and family in such a flagrantly infantile way.

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

You’d be ‘💩’  in my contacts

[thriftstoreoddities]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[choped]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not

[habaryar]

its spelling bee season again

[maddwinter-deactivated20171008]

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

[combeferret]

#my made up husband thinks this is whack

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[imsoshive]

This video is so wild. Wow.

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

This went aaaallll the way left.

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Fuck

[the-daimonion]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[sexwitsockson]

[spookyycabrona]

Woooaahhhh I was not expecting that.

[deedeedoozle]

holy fuck

my whole body seized up 

it took me a long time to stop crying

[neon-dusk]

[mookipooki]

The fuck just happened? I got chills!

[northeastartist]

What the hell, that escalated so quickly…

[bidyourcaresgoodbye]

That’s why it’s such an effective ad.