*Plop* Culture

A snot-nosed look at the dead end of Pinoy pop culture.

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21K away from the damn point. NatGeo Earth Day Run participants run for irony, among other things. Classy.

[from this Facebook account]

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Somewhere, in a corner, Kuya Bodjie is weeping buckets.

**Author's note: Pretty much the exact same reaction I had the day I found out about this (NSFW NSFL).

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Little Ninoy's rithmetic is outstanding. His riting, on the other hand, needs some improvement.

**Delivered before the Asia Society, New York, August 4th, 1980-- one of the few spoken greatness each and every Filipino searching for, teaching, learning, or has forgotten the true price and meaning of freedom, should be acquainted with. 

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Even in the monster world, Flips still can't take a little joke.

**Author's note: Thanks, Jayvee, for the punchline. Here's to the best Pinoy horror film that was never made.

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If such courses exist, call me Dean.

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Anyone who objects to this union, say neigh (or forever hold your peace).

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Context [ca.2009]

"I disapprove of shaking your hand, but I will defend to the death your right to offer it."

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Maligayang kapaskuhan sa inyo at mga tanging ina ninyong lahat.

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Old school beat is old school.

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Deck the malls, was it?

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Guy educates thousands of children through a pushcart for thirteen years and media deem it more important to report about how he isn't good enough for Angel F. Locsin. Go figure.

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Lapu-Lapu City aside, the fish is still a step up from the namesake of that other, lesser known Datu and leader of the ten original Pinoy founding fathers, Puti.

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Taglish grammar nazis, please spare.

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Pepe is just bitter about his Deutschland getting screwed over by a frichen calamari.

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Come to think of it, a lot of people also cannot afford to drink beer. Ergo, never ever spill your drink.

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Think different. Just like everybody else.

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Don't even get me started on this.